Chapter 17: Sluggs? The daughter of destiny who belongs to the British aristocracy
The people of Yan Country who had just entered the live broadcast room in England were stunned.
This is a lying gun?
How can anything happen to us?
It is worthy of being a country known as a-stirring stick, it doesn't stir things up, it doesn't pull hatred, and it doesn't mean to say that it's an English.
"Strange, why is this player named Albert holding a burning stick in his hand?"
Some Yanguo viewers asked curiously.
As soon as this statement came out, it caused the anger of England.
"What burning stick?! This is the treasure that Viscount Albert got in a random room! ”
"Also, pay attention to your address, don't use the word 'guy' to comment on me as an English nobleman, it's really uneducated."
"Forgive me, after all, they are just barbarians with backward civilizations, and I bet they don't have any words like 'politeness' and 'respect' in their dictionary."
The people of Yanguo looked confused.
It's just that some people don't understand, and they are curious to ask, how does it feel like triggering your stress response?
After all, the ugly short rod more than a meter long Albert was holding in his hand, and the top part was charred black.
It's really like a burning stick.
Then tap on the screen to see what the English call 'treasure'.
【Name:Candle Stick】
[Type: Tool/Weapon]
[Rating: E]
【Quality: White】
【Star Rating:★】
[Characteristic: Ignition, Illumination]
The material is similar to bronze.
The wielder injects psionic energy into it, and a flame appears in the charred black area at the tip of the club.
To put it bluntly, it's a versatile tool.
It can be used as a torch to illuminate the sight.
It can also be used as a weapon.
"I thought it was some kind of artifact, blowing for a long time, isn't it still a burning stick."
"The-stirring stick with the burning stick, a match made in heaven, there is nothing wrong."
"Dare to say that we are backward and barbaric? Tsk, it's not as good as you bandits, who plundered and robbed all over the world in the early years, and what you treasure in your museums is not so much cultural relics as evidence of your evil deeds! ”
"Laughing to death, what noble descendants, in our place, only pet cats and dogs talk about blood, whose ancestors have not been broad?"
The attitude of the English people towards superiority and self-superiority aroused the disgust of the audience in Yanguo.
Especially when they insult with words like "low", "low", etc.
And when he utters words such as "It is your honor to be conquered by us" and "Filthy wild monkeys are not worthy to live in the world."
is like a fuse, completely detonating the anger of the people of Yanguo.
"Don't bother to quarrel with these inferior people, our noble Viscount Albert has already opened the marriage room."
"Just let you disgusting monkeys see, what kind of partner is worthy of the nobility of my empire!"
screen.
Albert Gray straightened the bow tied at the collar.
Twisting the handle of the matchmaking room, he opened the door.
What greets you is a secluded garden.
The air was exceptionally fresh, with a gentle breeze blowing with a fresh fragrance.
This situation does not look like it is dangerous.
Albert used the burning stick as a gentleman's walking stick.
Graceful manners and walking.
Although it looks a little nondescript, even a little funny.
But it was a high-grade weapon, and with it, Albert would not panic.
Along the way, there are many kinds of flowers and plants.
It immediately made Albert's heart feel refreshed.
It seems like it had just rained.
Flowers and plants are stained with crystal clear water droplets.
The dirt floor was wet.
Albert also accidentally stepped on a puddle of water, staining his expensive boots.
"I bet the Viscount's companion will be a beautiful flower fairy."
"I feel more like a noble elven princess, this is the daughter of destiny that belongs to the viscount!"
"Keep a low profile, don't let the little monkeys in Yanguo blush~~"
"Then let them take a good look at what is called the style of the British aristocracy."
"I can't wait, I'm desperate to know the answer."
The English Nationals looked like they were winning.
Now it's their fantasy time.
began to think about the upcoming civilized marriage rewards.
Champagne at half-time, which does not bode well.
In their dictionary, there is no idiom such as happiness and sorrow.
When Albert was excited, followed the sound and walked through a cluster of flowers.
When you finally find a partner who matches the marriage space.
The whole person was stunned.
There appears to be a magnitude 9 earthquake in the pupils.
Even the burning stick, which had been used as a walking stick, fell to the ground.
"Let's chirp~let's chirp~~"
The sound of chewing sounded.
It seems that he noticed that there was someone behind him.
The figure "grunted" and swallowed the flowers and plants in its mouth.
"Artemisia, I'm dripping spouse!"
Her voice was a little sticky, a little slurred, as if a baby fat girl had just woken up.
The styling is extremely pleasing.
In a way, it bears some resemblance to the sound.
It looks like a snail without a shell, has two pairs of antennae, and has a yellowish-white complexion.
After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and devoured the flowers and plants on the ground.
Up close, you can clearly see the sharp teeth in her mouth, like gears.
[You have entered the marriage room, you can choose to partner with the armyworm woman "Gaba"! 】
All the viewers in front of the screen were shocked.
Especially the English nationals, it is even more difficult to accept this result!
"What a bullshit armyworm, this is clearly a disgusting slug!"
"And this unlucky name, Gaba?! What the heck? Seriously? ”
"Damn, why can the one named Xu Lin in Yanguo get a well-behaved and cute rabbit-eared girl, it's not fair!"
In fact, they also envy Xu Lin, but they are jealous and don't want to admit it.
I never expected that the slap in the face would come so quickly.
on this.
The reaction of the audience in Yanguo was:
"Is this what belongs to the British aristocracy? I finally saw it. ”
"Don't say it, as soon as I see the appearance of the Gaba girl, I will stand on this team of CPs!"
"Golden and jade good fate, joy descends from the sky!"
"Just spend a good full moon night here~ two hearts love each other~~"
"Hahaha It's still singing, don't talk about it, I'm really going to die laughing!!"
“……”
At this time.
Matchmaking space.
Albert hurriedly picked up the burning stick, oh no, the candle stick.
"You, you, don't come here."
He shouted loudly regardless of his image, and even fell down several times in the process of retreating.
It's dirty, unkempt, it's really like a chicken in soup, where is there still half a 'noble' look.
"What? You look like you're scared. ”
A Slime woman named Gaba has swaying antennae and a puzzled voice.
"Fire!"
"Yes, it's a bug, it should be afraid of fire!"
Albert tried to stir the burning stick, hoping to send out a flame that would burn the sticky slug in front of him.
It turned out that he was overthinking.
He was now an ordinary person with no psionic powers.
You can't use this star weapon at all.
Just when he saw that the situation was not good, he was about to run back to the garden.
Gabba spat out a foul of foul-smelling liquid like sticky phlegm.
Hit Albert accurately, and the whole person was firmly trapped and couldn't move!