Chapter 18: He's Really, I'm Crying to Death

"You seem to be resisting me."

Gabba the armyworm squirmed closer.

At such close range, Albert could clearly see the sharp teeth in her mouth.

Recall the prompts before entering the matchmaking room.

If you refuse the marriage request, there is a high probability of causing the other party's anger!

Looking at this posture, once he speaks, this disgusting slug will definitely eat him as food.

Damn it!

Albert couldn't help but scold his mother in his heart.

The Gray family is an aristocratic family that has been inherited in England for hundreds of years.

There was even a leader in the ancestors.

Since the day Albert was born, he has naturally surpassed countless people.

Often proud of his aristocratic status, the women he interacts with are often rich daughters and wealthy women.

The top actress in the eyes of ordinary people looks like garbage in his eyes, and he doesn't bother to play with him for nothing.

Wouldn't it be a shame for the Gray family and a laughing stock for the whole world to really become a partner with this slug?

At the critical moment, Albert's brain teaser was spinning.

"No, no, no, like you, uh...... Amazing species, I admire it very much. ”

After a pause, Albert endured his nausea and said something against his will to compliment.

"Just ......"

"Love takes time to settle."

"If I fall in love with you at first sight, it's not love at all, it's just lust."

Albert grudgingly smiled, trying to make his expression as sincere as possible.

Isn't this pure foolishness?

Aren't you afraid of being killed by a big slug, so you hypocritically tell some lies to deceive her?

In this regard, the English people admired his wit.

"It is worthy of Viscount Albert, who has received a high elite education since he was a child, and his response is fast."

"If it were other civilians, I'm afraid I would have been scared into a hurry and do something stupid to provoke the other party."

"Lord Viscount's acting skills, Oscar owes him a little golden man."

"This is an accident, it's okay to refuse politely, as long as you can return home safely, your next partner may really be a delicate princess."

They always speak with a touch of confidence.

I don't know who gave them the courage.

……

in the bridal space.

Albert struck while the iron was hot: "I don't know if you have heard of Platonic love, which is a kind of spiritual and spiritual ......"

He babbled and praised from time to time.

All kinds of lies come as soon as they open their mouths.

As long as you can get out of this hellish place, away from this disgusting and lowly species, what's the point of lying?

Furthermore, how can it be said that it is a deception to the aristocracy, it is called a stratagem!

The big slug tilted its head, as if it didn't understand and was puzzled.

"What a Pala rabbit Pala cat, Gaba only knows how to pop and pop."

"However, you said that Gaba is beautiful, and Gaba is very happy."

The conversation changed.

The big slug stuck to Albert's body, and its two tentacles rubbed each other's cheeks happily.

"So, I recognize you as my spouse!"

Albert: "?! ”

English National: "??!! ”

The people of Yanguo: "Poof, this is a stone to shoot yourself in the foot!" ”

"Wait, I mean we can be friends first, and then ......"

Didn't wait for Albert to finish.

The big slug rolled him up and put it in the excretory chamber.

"Let's do something fun."

"From now on, we will be together every day!"

Armyworm tribe with a special body structure.

Excretion, mating, and reproduction are all accomplished by the excretory cavity.

So......

He's really a-stirring stick now.

The picture suddenly went black.

[English player "Albert" is holding a marriage ceremony with the Sticky Worm woman "Gaba", the following screen is not suitable for playback, and the system will automatically block it. 】

The moment when the broadcast of the matchmaking game appeared.

The English people were all silent.

I thought of their arrogant faces just now.

The people of Yanguo have to sigh, retribution is coming so fast!

"Let you always pretend to be X, now it's been struck by lightning. / Applause / Clap your hands and applaud .jpg"

"Just spend a good moon night here~ There are lovers in pairs~~ You say you, you~ Who else in this world~ can play in the water with you~~Fly with wings~~~"

"Nice! Good! One more song, one more song! ”

"The criticism of this song was persecuted, and there was a precedent for Albert, and I couldn't face it anymore."

"Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, look at the right eye! It is worthy of the charm of the English aristocracy, and in this regard, we can never learn from the gods. ”

“……”

The English people were so embarrassed and angry that they only felt pain in their cheeks.

But as an old capital power, it can't lose in momentum.

Even if you slap your swollen face and pretend to be fat, you can't lose your share.

"What do you idiots know? This is called focusing on the overall situation, and Viscount Albert had to commit himself to that monster in order to prevent the country from suffering a disaster. ”

"It is precisely because we have such warriors that the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets can shine on the whole world."

"The savage monkey will not understand at all what it means to be chivalrous, brave and fearless, dare to sacrifice ......"

"Originally, I thought that the nobles were all soft bones, but I didn't expect that the Gray family would have such a selfless and great figure as Viscount Albert."

"He's really, I'm crying to death!"

“……”

The ability to reverse black and white and confuse right and wrong is really superb.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Albert didn't think about those aspects at all, and just wanted to pat his ass and leave.

It was clearly forced by the big slug......

The lesser of two evils.

In fact, the English people can't help it.

If the marriage ceremony is not held, Albert will die and the whole country will be unlucky.

Therefore, for the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets, Lord Viscount, you should sacrifice it.

It's embarrassing, but as long as it brings practical benefits to England, the people don't care about you.

At most, they will laugh at you in private.

[As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world! 】

[Congratulations to the English player "Albert" and the armyworm "Gaba" for successfully completing the marriage ceremony!] 】

Huh, so fast?

Xu Lin of Yanguo took several hours.

You're done in a few minutes?

But think about it, how much interest you can have in a big slug, and if you can successfully complete the ceremony, you can be considered a brave person who dares to challenge.

This was followed by Albert's personal award.

[Talents: Armyworm Dependents (E+), Skills: Stinky Sticky Phlegm (White), Lingyuan Pill (E+) x10, Charisma -5! 】

Followed by.

It's an English marriage reward!

[Player Albert, you can set the threshold for issuing marriage rewards. 】

[If you skip this step, the reward will be awarded to the English Kingdom by default.] 】

At this time, Albert was covered in a fishy smell, and his clothes were stained with all kinds of disgusting impurities.

The eyes seem to have lost their color, and they are not in the mood to read the system's prompts at all.

Because he has not responded for a long time.

Therefore, the marriage game automatically distributes marriage rewards.

[Because the English player "Albert" tied the knot, the whole world celebrates, and now the English civilization is now giving out marriage rewards!] 】

[All citizens receive: Health +2, Stickiness +3, Charisma -1]

Walt?!

The English nationals were stunned on the spot.