Chapter 1: SSS-Class Talent: Paranoia

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South City, inside a ward in a psychiatric hospital.

Dr. Su was prescribing medicine to the man in front of him.

"Aripiprazole, risperidone, amisulpride, these three drugs must be taken on time and on time, Nurse Bai Jie, has Jiang Xiao secretly spit out the medicine recently?"

"No, Dr. Su, I recently watched him swallow the medicine for five minutes before leaving."

The little nurse hurriedly explained, saying that everything was fine.

Jiang Xiao sat by the window, frowning and looking at the scenery outside the window, and responded quite dissatisfied.

"It's all said, I'm not mentally ill, I'm not sick at all!"

The doctor and nurse sighed, didn't want to talk to him at all, and walked straight out of the room.

Before, Nurse Bai Jie did think that Jiang Xiao was not sick and was a normal person for a while.

But he was told by Dr. Su that it was only because Jiang Xiao suffered from paranoia, and it was he who imagined himself to be a normal person.

Bai Jie was noncommittal at first, but when she saw Jiang Xiao imagining herself as a crayon Xiaoxin, dancing bare-fart and simulating an elephant's trunk all over the hospital, she finally gave up the idea that Jiang Xiao was a normal person...

However, Jiang Xiao has always considered himself a normal person.

Yes, that's right, he's the kind of person who can't be normal anymore, and he just likes cosplay and plot play occasionally, which is normal for a normal person.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but feel emotional, and couldn't help but want to chant a poem.

"Eh, as the saying goes, others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it, I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and I don't have flowers and wine to hoe the fields."

At this time, a new intern nurse happened to see this scene when she passed by Jiang Xiao's ward, and couldn't help but stop.

"This person is also mentally ill, and he can recite poetry..."

The old nurse on the side pulled her away directly.

"New here, recite to me the first article of the rules and regulations of this hospital."

"Yes! First, anyone wearing blue and white stripes is definitely not a normal person! ”

After finishing speaking, the little nurse couldn't help but look at Jiang Xiao a few more times, but appearance is justice, he really looks like a good person...

Seeing the little nurse's face, the head nurse shook her head helplessly and explained.

"If I say that he once imagined himself to be SpongeBob SquarePants and the Dean to be a Patrick Star, and the two of them caught jellyfish in the yard for a whole night, do you still think he is handsome?"

Ga?

Paranoia?

The little nurse's expression instantly stiffened, and as we all know, paranoia and schizophrenia are among the most difficult mental illnesses.

The head nurse patted her head and continued to add.

"Oh, by the way, this thing also has very serious schizophrenia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, well, Dr. Su feels that he should have some other mental symptoms, but it doesn't matter anymore."

After listening to the head nurse's words, the little nurse left without looking back, good guy, this handsome guy stacked a psychotic buff on his body?!!

Just as the little nurse was walking away quickly, a loud voice sounded above everyone's heads.

[The rules of the strange talk game is coming, and the chosen one is being chosen]

Not again!

This cold and grand voice is like a talisman in the ears of the people of the world.

Everyone is no stranger to the strange talk of rules.

But whoever is selected to participate in the game, more than 100 people can survive three or four, which is considered a very high survival rate!

Of course, it is not all right for those who are not picked, because once the chosen ones of their own country fail to challenge, strange will randomly descend on a certain city in this country and wreak havoc for 48 hours, causing massive casualties and economic losses.

Today, there are only 120 of the 197 countries left.

At the same time, everyone was terrified and began to pray, praying that the world would choose the top and intelligent talents of their own country...

Because if the Chosen One challenge is successful, the rules will also give the Chosen One and the country where the Chosen One is located a certain reward.

Although the Dragon Kingdom is vast and rich, its luck has not been good recently, and it has knelt down three times.

At this time, everyone had already opened the live broadcast room of the strange rules and waited, and the barrage was full of discussions and prayers.

[Eh, three times in a row, why are the people in our Dragon Kingdom so weak every time.] 】

[I hope to pick a tougher man this time, Luo Yunxi was still a star last time, bragging that he could lift a 40-pound halberd and wave it around on the set, what was the result? ] After entering, I was scared and cried! 】

[Oh, don't say that about my brother, my brother is dead, what do you want? 】

[Eh, last time it was an old man in his eighties. 】

[It's not easy for the old man, for the sake of the country, dragging the old bones to survive in the weird world. 】

[But Professor Wobju of the Lighthouse has already talked twice in a row, and there is no doubt that he is a true genius.] 】

[What can I do then?] He is a professor of reasoning, and his professional counterpart is yes, and his IQ is as high as 158. 】

At this time, some barrages sent by viewers from other countries mixed into the live broadcast room of Dragon Kingdom, which caused the anger of the people of Dragon Kingdom.

[I'm very glad that our whole family has already moistened, tsk, I feel that the air here is sweet. 】

[Haha, kneeling three times in a row, it is estimated that the fourth of your dragon kingdom is also hanging~]

[It's a little fresh meat and an old man's, your country is completely hopeless. 】

Dragon Kingdom has lost three times in a row, resulting in these skinless and faceless people coming over to sneer before every broadcast.

[Do you have no horses? Please go back to your own live room! 】

[Dogs can't change the thing that eats, I can pull it for him to eat!] 】

[Let me come, I've been sparse and bloody recently, I can make him a few big bowls of yellow porridge.] 】

All the dragon people immediately picked up the keyboard and slammed these minions back, and at the same time expected that their chosen chosen ones would smash these people's faces this time!

[Don't talk, everyone, the screen is lit up, I look forward to selecting high-end talents from our Dragon Kingdom this time! ] 】

With the four big characters called "Strange Talk of Rules" lit up on the screen, live broadcast rooms in 120 countries around the world can be watched at will.

【Dragon Kingdom - Jiang Xiao】

【Lighthouse Country-Wobju】

【Cherry Blossom Country - Nako Snow White】

.......

The list of 120 personnel has all appeared.

Because the winner of the rule weird will always participate, the Chosen One of the Lighthouse Nation this time is still Dr. Wobju.

[Jiang Xiao, this name is good, it shouldn't be a parallel import. 】

[Brother Jiang Xiao, it's all up to you! ] 】

[Come on, as long as you win, you are the god of our dragon kingdom!] 】

It's not terrible to lose, it's terrible to keep losing, and successive defeats will cast a shadow over the hearts of all the people of the Dragon Kingdom, thus losing hope for victory.

The huge state apparatus has also begun to operate, to find out who this selected Jiang Xiao is.

...

At this time, Jiang Xiao looked at the slightly unfamiliar environment around him expressionlessly, and there was no wave in his heart, and he even wanted to cospaly a big star.

[Detected that the player has entered the world of rules and strange talk for the first time and is drawing your talent reward]

[Detected that the player has severe mental illness in the brain, get SSS reward: paranoia]

Jiang Xiao: ???

"Hey, figure it out, I'll repeat it again, I, Jiang Xiao, am not mentally ill!"

Although the SSS level is very fierce, the introduction of this inverted talent undoubtedly confirmed that he was sick in the brain, which made Jiang Xiao very unhappy.

[Talent Effect 1: As a person with severe paranoia, you can imagine yourself as the existence you fantasize about before each game]

[Talent Effect 2: When the strange creature takes the initiative to admit (say) that you are not mentally ill, your condition in reality is reduced, and at the same time a skill is extracted]

[Talent Effect 3: In the rules of weird talk, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]

Jiang Xiao frowned dissatisfiedly, these three talents are all slandering and slandering themselves as neurotics, especially the third one!

"Psychopathy is psychopathy, but do you see for yourself that this third talent is still like words? The whole negative effect, right?! ”

S-rank talents are one effect, while SSS-level talents are three.

In addition to himself, the highest talent Jiang Xiao knows is the S-level talent raised by the Lighthouse Country Wobu: deduction.

It can be deduced once in each weird talk game, which is equivalent to an extra life.

One life is certainly not enough for ordinary people, but it is too important for a professor of reasoning like Wobju.

[Ding, the game is about to start, please activate your talent effect 1: Imagination]

"I'm not a person with severe paranoia when I step on a horse, don't you understand human speech?"

Jiang Xiao jumped to his feet anxiously, how can this strange talk not understand people's words, and he is not mentally ill at all!

Strange Rules: [......]

"Hmph, no matter what, I'm not mentally ill!"

"I just want to. I want to cos... Belch.. Coss with that pink starfish that lives under the rocks at 126 Beechburg Baker Street in Pacific Bikini Beach, you know, that's a normal thing for a normal person! ”

Strange World: [......]

[Patrick effect: The body is immortal, because you don't have a brain, so you can be immune to the spiritual pollution of the strange world]

[Negative effect: IQ -88]

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