No way?

IQ -88?

Before Jiang Xiao could scold, he felt that a pink starfish was 80% dominant in his mind.

[Ding, the game begins, enter the world of strange talks, a divided mental hospital]

[This time the strange talk about the nine-star difficulty, disable the opportunity to be reminded by the outside world]

The hearts of the top leaders of various countries sank.

The previous strange talk, they can also pass the information to the chosen one who participates in the strange talk three times.

This time even the opportunity to pass on the message was deprived...

When the screen belonging to the live broadcast room in the Dragon Country District lit up, all the people of the Dragon Kingdom were stunned.

what？

This on the screen... Why is this thing wearing a psychiatric gown with blue and white stripes?

There are already people talking about it on the barrage.

[Uh, can anyone tell me what's going on?] Could this Jiang Xiao be...]

[Oh, I see, this time the strange world is a mental hospital, and according to my personal guess, the identity of the chosen one this time is likely to be a mental illness, so everyone was given a set of psychiatric hospital gowns! 】

【it!】 The big brother on the second floor is so reasonable! If you don't participate in the rules, it's a waste of talent. 】

[Haha, low-key and low-key, the younger brother is not talented, but he knows a little bit about reasoning. 】

[Ah, my mother, it's really seven fairies jumping rubber bands, you two want more than one der! It's really a dare to say and a dare to believe. 】

[I just came back from another live broadcast room, everyone is a doctor, how can anyone wear a mental hospital suit? ] 】

[Then where did he get this dress he was wearing?] 】

[How else could it be, I suspect it's his companion skin...]

The other Chosen ones had already begun to look for the rules, but Jiang Xiao was still sitting motionless on the bed.

The first person to act is Dr. Wobju of the Lighthouse Nation.

He had seen the note on the table.

[Rule 1: You are a psychiatrist, please wear your white coat at all times]

[Rule 2: Don't provoke your patients, you should try to meet their requirements]

[Rule 3: Make sure your patient takes the medicine on time, six pills a day]

[Rule 4: Be sure to pay attention to the amount of medicine used, you need to report this to the dean every day]

[Rule 5: The only male psychopath loves the other two female psychopaths, but you can't let two female psychopaths meet.] 】

[Rule 6: You must go to the cafeteria at noon every day to eat on time, no matter what the food is]

[Rule 7: Don't go out if you hear any movement at midnight, unless it's a security guard knocking on the door]

[Rule 8: The security guard in the mental hospital does not have a high IQ, but he is very fierce, if he asks for anything, you better do it]

[Rule 9: Remember! There is no good person in this mental hospital, don't take anyone's word for it...]

【Clear the goal, cure your psychopath】

Nine rules, big culprit!

There are three levels of weird talk in general.

The first type has only five rules and below, and the second type has seven rules and less.

Nine is the extreme number, this should be the highest-level strange world everyone has encountered at present.

At this time, Wobju had already begun to analyze in an orderly manner.

"The rules this time are very tricky, and they don't seem to reveal how to cure them, so just give them medicine on time?"

Thinking of this, Wabu rummaged through the cabinets to find the medicine.

Well, a total of three small transparent bottles were turned out, each containing 33 pills.

"If each person had six pills a day, that is, five and a half days would cure them?"

"No... Wrong! If that's the case, it's completely inconsistent with the strength of the Nine Star Monster, and if it's that simple, there's no need for Rule 4 to be marked separately to pay attention to the amount of medicine used, because that would be meaningless. ”

I don't know what I thought, and the cold sweat of Wabuju instantly flowed down.

"Then it proves that the fourth rule is to remind the Chosen that their time is only five and a half days at most, and if they can't cure the mentally ill, they will have karma..."

Don't overthink it just yet, get down to business!

There is certainly nothing wrong with the first rule.

Wobju and the rest of the Chosen One quickly put on their white lab coats hanging on a nearby hanger.

He then took the medicine bottle and began to walk towards the patient's room.

Either way, seeing these neuropaths is the first priority.

And Jiang Xiao's side...

Jiang Xiao, who had been sitting still, was finally willing to move, and began to rummage through boxes and cabinets looking for something.

Someone on the barrage began to complain, feeling that this chosen one was a little unreliable.

[I feel that this Jiang Xiao is like the old Ke Zhen in the Jiangnan Seven Monsters, he is really blind...]

[Such a big note is on the table, what does he want to do without looking at the rules? 】

[Hey, I don't think I'm missing an important question...]

[Maybe he drew some awesome talent?] For example, the unpredictable prophet knows the rules, or maybe the eyesight is very good and has seen the rules written on the note or something...]

[Prophet of Unknown? Dude, I feel like you've been pumped out of your brain stem! 】

[Convinced, up to now, we have even seen the rules of the strange talk from the live broadcast rooms of other countries, shouldn't the Chosen One of the Dragon Kingdom be a crippled figure this time? ] 】

[Eh,! It really made him dig out the medicine bottle, could it be that he really has the power of an unpredictable prophet? 】

In front of everyone's eyes, Jiang Xiao lived up to expectations and took out the medicine bottle.

Then unscrew it directly.

I looked up and showed off my clean...

Everyone was stunned.

Everyone: ( ́◑д◐') Huh?

【......】

【？？？？ 】

[I'm dripping mom! He doesn't even look at the label, just dazzle?! 】

【it!】 This stepping horse Jiang Xiao's brain is sick, right? 】

[This operation, can you believe it without a cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years? 】

[That's right! The question I missed finally came to mind, why is this Jiang Xiao wearing a mental hospital suit? 】

All:......

Could it be.. There were some bad conjectures in everyone's hearts instantly.

After a long time, someone forcibly comforted everyone.

[Uh, cough, don't be afraid, even if Jiang Xiao is really mentally ill, then, that's at least the professional counterpart of this strange talk...]

The professional counterpart of the god stepping horse!

Soon, a psychiatric hospital in Suzhou Province said that Jiang Xiao was their patient.

And the name, photo, and medical records were also uploaded.

This...

Seeing the medical records one after another, Jiang Xiao's condition seems to be more serious than the audience in the live broadcast room imagined.

[Ouch! Jiang Xiao, this buddy, I'll be... Oops, Vonima! This pedal horse...]

[Looking at the medical records, I feel that Jiang Xiao's brain may be more serious than the three patients in the mental hospital. 】

[In fact, he didn't lose money by taking this medicine, maybe it could cure his illness.] 】

[After all, this is the end of our day, this stupid.] Ay.. Forget it, destroy it. 】

Some people want to scold, but when you think that someone is mentally ill, what's the use of you scolding?

The charming dog squatting in the live broadcast room saw this scene and began to bark again.

[Hahahaha, our Dr. Wobju has started trying to give medicine to the patient, what are you doing?] 】

[I lose it! Mentally ill? It's your dragon kingdom that is playing, and you use magic to restrain magic, right? 】

[Hey, if you think about it carefully, you Dragon Country people are really pitiful, it's an eighty-year-old man who is sick and fighting strangely, and it's Xiao Xianrou who was seconds at the beginning, this time it's even more exaggerated, and I picked a mental illness for you, hahaha! 】

[Maybe God is no longer in favor of your Dragon Kingdom, this advantage is on our lighthouse side!] 】

[I still say that, I'm extremely glad that our whole family has run to the lighthouse, you dragon people are stupid by nature, looking forward to your four consecutive defeats~]

[You are welcome to come to the embrace of the lighthouse, but our Eagle Sauce Dad only needs to be rich, and poor ghosts don't come to get involved. 】

The speeches of these people were quickly countered by the people of the Dragon Kingdom.

[What about that sparse buddy just now? Please feed these kitsch dogs with soup and water! 】

[Forget it, this is not hopeful, everyone should save some effort and prepare for the strange advent invasion. 】

This kid actually lived in a mental hospital for fourteen years!

It is not an exaggeration to say that he is terminally ill.

"Or... Let's call some psychiatrists to come over and consult Jiang Xiao? "Someone proposed.

But someone immediately retorted: "We can't pass the news into this strange talk, what's the use of experts coming?" ”

"Forget it, prepare for the worst in advance."

......

Jiang Xiao, who showed off a bottle of 'candy', looked at the time.

Well, at nine o'clock in the morning, it's time to play with friends.

I saw Jiang Xiao open the door and walk straight out.

The first rule that you must wear a white coat was directly ignored by him!

An inexplicable force quickly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, wanting to turn it into a strange one.

But after this strange force turned around, he was directly confused.

Isn't it, what about this buddy's brain? I don't have a brain, I'm infected with a hammer?!

[One of the effects of Patrick: Because Patrick has no brains, he can be immune to the spiritual pollution of the world of strange talks]

The hearts of the audience who saw this scene sank, knowing that Jiang Xiao would fail, but they didn't expect to die so quickly.

[It's over, the first rule was directly ignored by Jiang Xiao, and it is estimated that it will be karma. 】

[Oh my God, that security guard is so strong! It is estimated that one punch can kill a cow! 】

[In Jiang Xiao's style, it is estimated that the security guard can knock out his duodenum with one punch. 】

The security guard in the picture can be 2.5 meters tall, the muscles of his body bulge like a dragon, and his arms are thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist, like a hulk!

[This is still the normal state of the security guard, in case it becomes weird...]

That picture makes people shudder just thinking about it!

Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard, and took the initiative to say hello expressionlessly, his voice sullen.

"Good morning, man, you look a lot like an old friend of mine in Beechburg~"

The not-so-smart security guard looked at the 'psychotic' in front of him in a daze.

What's the situation?

Beechburg?

Shrimp ba?

The above announced that a new doctor would come today, but there was no mention that a new mentally ill person was coming.

"Seriously, I envy your big muscles, they're like inflated SpongeBob SquarePants, oh, you know, SpongeBob is my best friend."

After Jiang Xiao finished speaking, he also made a gesture to show his muscles to the security guard.

Jiang Xiao: ᕙ༼ຈلل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

Security guard:????

Wait, the security guard feels that his brain is a little messed up now, and Jiang Xiao's little words almost burned his CPU.

Just when the security guard was stunned, Jiang Xiao had already strode towards the ward in front.

‘DuangDuangDuang！ ’

Jiang Xiao knocked vigorously on the door of the No. 1 psychiatric room.

"Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where SpongeBob SquarePants goes? ”