Chapter 28: Fake Daddy?

Although the situation just now is very dangerous, at least Jiang Xiao is still alive and well?

[Ahem, it's okay to joke about Lala's homely routine~]

[That is, if the nerves are tight, it is easy to become a neuropathy like Jiang Xiao. 】

[Besides, Jiang Xiao is immortal, what are we afraid of? ] 】

Yes, the nine-star is here, and the seven-star is even more handy?

But there are also questions raised.

[I'm the only one who thinks that the current Jiang Xiao doesn't seem to be fierce in the last strange talk? ] 】

[Home blessing in a psychiatric hospital? 】

[Me too, I always feel that this version of Jiang Xiao has been weakened...]

[Could it be that Nohara Shinnosuke is not as perverted as the president? ] 】

【????? 】

In any case, the mood of the people of the Dragon Kingdom is relaxed.

But the people from the rest of the countries squatting in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom are not so easy.

I stupidly watched it for a long time and didn't get a useful message.

The only thing that is certain is that mom is not a good person and likes to eat dad.

Not only that, but the mother of the daughter who made the mistake should also eat it.

Sun Wei just said this in person, 'If someone intercedes for him next time, I will eat her together!' ’

Another point is that the cold little Lori interceded at a critical moment and saved Jiang Xiao's life.

The order of family status should be: mother> grandfather> children> the chosen one> big yellow dog.

It's okay, the status of the Chosen One is not inferior to a dog at the very least.

...

A member of the Sakura Nation lawmaker pushed open the door and bowed to the prime minister who was lying in a chair.

"Private Marseille, Prime Minister, I don't know what will change in this meal, why don't we pass on the news we got to Neku-kun!"

Prime Minister Sakura pondered for a moment, and felt that the current news was worth passing on.

Thereupon.

Umegawa Uchiku, who was hiding in the toilet at the back of the yard, received a message from Sakura Country.

[Get on a good relationship with your son, his favorability can play a life-saving role at critical moments!] Mom is not a good person! Family status is mother> grandmother> children> the chosen one> big yellow dog. 】

Umegawa Uchiku almost gave Yue all the bile out before he stopped.

Oh?

I didn't expect the silent mother's combat power to be so high?

Should I say it or not, in fact, Umegawa Neiku feels that his mother-in-law is very good-looking.

Anyway, it's definitely better than the mother-in-law he was in the cherry blossom country.

I was expecting a few rounds in the evening, but now it seems that we need to think about it...

As for the relationship with his son, Umegawa Neiku is confident in this.

Although the fat man is a little buried, he is still quite clingy to himself.

Big Yellow Dog... At present, it seems to be a waste one, and there is no use for it.

Grandmother... There is no need to be reminded by Sakura Country, Umegawa Neku can't wait to kill this old woman!

The deep love of the kiss just now has caused a lifelong psychological shadow on him!

"Daddy! Mom is calling you to eat! ”

Big Fat shouted loudly into the backyard in the living room.

"Got it! You eat first! I.. I..."

I'll be in Yue for a while.

I still feel like it tastes in my mouth!

"Dad! If you don't come again, mom will be angry! ”

Ouch!

Umegawa Neku hurriedly flushed his face and slipped back to the living room to prepare for dinner.

Since Umegawa Neku's wife is not as immobile as Jiang Xiao's father, they eat together as a family of four.

Seeing the old lady's bark face, Umegawa Neku's stomach churned again.

The stomach acid reached his throat and eyes, and he forcibly swallowed it.

You can't spit it out, if you spit it out, you'll definitely die!

Umegawa Neku's wife is called Zhou Qin, and she cooks three dishes.

They are salted edamame, cold cucumber and boiled peanuts.

Tsk, this dish doesn't smell like meat at all.

Even the big yellow dog who heard the movement glanced at it, and went back to the backyard to lie down again.

But Umegawa was quite happy.

With his current appetite, not only can he not eat it, but it is also easy to see the heavy old lady in front of him.

In contrast, he can still eat vegetarian dishes.

Umegawa Naiku has no opinion, but the barrage of Sakura Country is not happy.

【Yaga! Why is the food of our chosen ones so poor! 】

[There are two meat dishes in the Dragon Country, so much meat! ] It's so unfair, Sine!! 】

Except for the cherry blossom country, the kimchi country shouted the most, because their Chosen One's food at noon was also shabby.

It turned out to be pickled radish vegetables, fried dried radishes, and boiled radish cubes.

【Assi...】

[It's not as good as our dog's food! 】

Don't compare it to the Dragon Country, even the Sakura Country can't compare!

These two countries have been petty since ancient times, and they like to be careful, and everyone sees them as clowns.

After all, the place where it grows is so small, where can people be atmospheric?

There is no pattern at all~

Just as Umegawa Neku was about to start eating, the old woman covered her cheeks and sighed.

"Grandma, what's wrong with you? Feeling unwell? ”

Big Fat put down his chopsticks and asked intimately.

"Oh, turtle grandson, old lady, this tooth is really not good, it's really hard..."

"Mom, I'll cook the food a little worse next time~"

Zhou Qin also smiled and spoke, saying that she would definitely take care of the old lady in the future with her diet.

The old woman smashed her mouth, a little depressed.

"It's not like this is the next meal, eh, Guisun, you don't know when your dad was young."

Umegawa Neku sighed in his heart.

I rub.

Why do you mention yourself in a good way?

Big Fat is interested, he likes to listen to his grandmother about his father's troubles when he was a child, chasing and asking non-stop.

The old lady smiled sweetly at Umegawa Neku.

"Harm, your grandfather died early, and our family was poor when your father was a child."

"I remember that Neku didn't have teeth and couldn't eat when he was a child, and his family couldn't afford to buy supplementary food, and the people in the village said that your father would definitely starve to death, and persuaded us to give him away, and in the end, guess what?"

"What's wrong?"

"I mashed the potatoes and sweet potatoes in a bowl, then chewed them one bite at a time and fed them to your dad."

Speaking of this, the old lady sighed again.

"But this is this person, I just have to serve the old, and I can't do it now, hey~"

This sound made Da Fat and Zhou Qin lock their eyes on Meichuan Neiku.

Umegawa Neku's tiger body was shocked!

Wang Defa ?!!

Your teeth are broken?

When I stepped on the horse and kissed you, I carefully licked your gums.

Except for the smell of dead leeks and the rattling of teeth, everything else is normal.

Not even the posterior molars were decayed!

"Dad, grandma was so kind to you when she was a child, and you often taught me to be filial piety first..."

"Husband, the task in front of you, who else can you be!"

Who else is God?

Umegawa Ueku's face instantly turned to ashes, and even his hand holding chopsticks began to tremble.

"Ya... Linen Silly.. No, no, you can't do this to me. ”

Seeing that Umegawa Neiku refused, the old lady smiled.

"It's okay, son, don't you really want to feed me?"

Umegawa Neku hesitated, but finally shook his head firmly.

He said that he didn't want to play snake kiss with the old lady anymore!

"Okay, let me ask you one more question, do you remember your father's name?"

The latter's face was full of confusion, where did I know my father's name.

Could it be called Umegawa pants?

Seeing that Umegawa Neiku couldn't answer for a long time, the family of three all put down the dishes and chopsticks.

Big Fat licked his lips, looking like a little gluttonous cat.

"Mom, Dad doesn't know Grandpa's name, what's the situation?"

Zhou Qin also lost the virtuousness of Fang Cai, and turned back to the kitchen with an extremely perverted expression and took a kitchen knife.

"Giggles, that means this dad is a fake."

The old woman tilted her head and ate her fingers, and it was crunchy in one bite~

Blood ran down the old woman's mouth and severed fingers, all over the table.

This looks like a bad mouth!

"Turtle smash, fingers you don't eat, I remember when you were a child, you liked to eat sweet and salty food..."

Don't mention when you were a child!

Umegawa got up with a frightened face and wanted to run out.

"Nope! I'm not a fake dad, you listen to me, actually.. Actually, that's right! Actually, I have amnesia! ”

"Okay, it's worthy of being my good husband, it's so smart to find this reason! But it's a pity~"

[Rule 7: Please always remember that you are a father, you must play your role in the family, and you must not leak fear and cowardice for your family to see the flaws]

Hello!

Umegawa Neku's head flew high, and his eyes before he died contained fear and despair.

It's only been half a day, and it's been a gag once?

"Big fat, since this dad is so smart, come, dig out his brain and make it up for you~"

Big fat saliva has dripped onto his clothes, and yes, he loves brains.

The old woman on the side also snorted and asked for a piece of the pie.

"I don't want the cerebellum and the brain, but you have to leave a brainstem or a brain for me, an old woman."

"Humph! Old immortal, look at the table, it's all your blood, you wipe it clean and then talk about it! ”

The live broadcast room of Sakura Country exploded.

Stupid!

Big drop stupid!

I actually violated Rule 7 like this!

【Yaga! Ah, I'm dripping mom, this operation dog shook his head when he saw it! 】

[I'm in turmoil right now! Neku-kun is such an idiot, how can he die so quickly! Sine! 】

[Kama is a Marseille, it's okay, Neku has a lot of life, and the S-level talent is not an ordinary cannon! 】