Limb substitution technique, activate!

[Effect: Rewind time to one minute before death, price: cut off a limb!] 】

Umegawa Neku grew a head again, and then took a few steps back frantically.

Before he could react, he felt a sharp pain in his crotch.

A moment that really hurts.. is silent ....

It's numb.

Umegawa Uchiku only felt numb from the waist down.

This is followed by a sharp pain that penetrates into the bone marrow and spreads from the vestibule to the lower abdomen.

This extreme sourness... It hurts that both of his waists are throbbing!

Kneeling directly on the ground, with his head on the ground, cold sweat flowing, and his mouth was open and closed.

I can't say a complete sentence!

The little cherry blossoms in the live broadcast room are all confused.

[Nani? Why didn't Nekusan move? 】

[Did you see something weird?] 】

[uh.] Is it a weird thing to see your mother, wife and children share their own brains together? 】

"Whew!!!"

Finally!

A resounding wail interrupted everyone's thoughts.

I saw him kneeling on the ground, holding his crotch with both hands and constantly chrysalis, and his body curled up into a prawn shape.

Bright red blood slowly flowed from his pants.

[Wow click! I get it! It was Neku-kun's limb substitution technique that was activated, and he was in pain! 】

[uh... We're not blind, we don't need you to remind us...]

Many women in the country of cherry blossoms also showed disdain behind the screen.

Originally, they admired this man who had awakened his S-class talent.

I didn't expect this product to be so useless!

Zhou Qin was expressionless and didn't say anything.

"Turtle Sun, go and put your dad on the stool, such a big person is still as unhygienic as when he was a child."

Umegawa Naiku, who was back on the stool, gasped for air.

It may be due to talent, but the actual sharp pain is only a moment out of the body.

I don't really feel anything anymore.

Really: I don't feel like it at all.

The old woman finished eating the part of the brain flower that had been given to her, and then smiled evilly.

Licking his lips, he asked about Umegawa Neku again.

"Okay, let me ask you one more question, do you remember your father's name?"

Umegawa Neku: Wang Defa?

And so on and so forth...

Calm down, you must be calm, strange talk will not give yourself unsolvable questions...

How can his S-level talent not appear in such an infinite closed-loop situation!

Pregnant!

"Mom, what did you just ask me?"

"I ask you what do you remember your father's name?"

"Not this, the last one?"

"By the way, son, are you really unwilling to feed me?"

Umegawa Neku's face was instantly serious, and he slammed the table and stood up!

"Of course! I do! I'm a hundred willing! ”

"There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom, filial piety comes first! That's what I've always asked of my son! ”

"Now that you can't talk about it, of course I, as a father, have to lead by example! Set an example for your son! ”

"You are the most beautiful mother in my eyes, and every smile makes me happy."

"Really, no amount of words can express my deep love for you, I love you, Mom, I love you! Mom!!! ”

Old lady:......

Barrage: [????? 】

[Slap the chicken feather table? I thought you had some tricks up your sleeve. 】

[The big husband can bend and stretch, but this piece has been rectified by Neikujun...]

[The old woman is confused, is the buddy's attitude reversed too much? 】

"Hahahaha, good, good, good! I'm happier than anything else when my son is sensible! ”

With that, the old woman pushed her bowl to Umegawa Neku.

He was lying on an old rattan chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open.

What does it mean is naturally self-evident~

Huh!

Time is also fate!

Umegawa Neku's eyes welled up with tears.

There is a way that if there is no burden on the body, who will bet on chastity tomorrow!

The only thing that made Umegawa Neku happy was that he vomited clean in the morning, and he didn't eat a few bites of lunch just now.

Even if I want to vomit now, I can't vomit anything!

Let's cover your head, and when it's over, you'll be the hero of the Sakura Country.

In fact, not only Umegawa Neiku, but the rest of the Chosen One were more or less subjected to some difficulty.

Just this lunch, at least a third of the Chosen ones were gone.

At this time, Jiang Xiao had already taken his three daughters to play the game.

It's just this picture...

"Dad, is this game of playing dead really immobile?"

"Hmm~ It's more about who lasts longer."

"But... But I don't feel as interesting as I imagined, what do you say, Shi Shi? ”

Shi Shi didn't move, didn't even say a word, and seriously wanted to win the first place in the game of playing dead.

Sun Wei looked at the big three, little foursome with a strange face.

I didn't expect this father to coax the child to have a hand, this game is so wow, the children are not noisy~

Half an hour later...

Bai Yi took the lead and couldn't hold on.

"No, Dad, it's boring, let's play video games, shall we? I want to play Super Mario! ”

Mu Xitang is not far behind, she wants to play Snowman Brothers, the reason is that she can play with her father.

Bai Yi changed his words: "Then I'm going to play Squirrel Wars!" Play with Daddy too! ”

Shi Shi, who won the first place in the game of playing dead, is also going to play the game, and she wants to play the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Contra.

"Good! Then we'll play.. Just play.... Why don't you discuss it? ”

The three little Loli looked at each other again, and the result of the discussion was to play the Snowman Brothers.

The rules of the game: one person, one life, whoever dies will step down.

The first game was played by Bai Yi and Jiang Xiao!

Brother Snowman...

Look at the mosaic quality in front of you and listen to the familiar background music in your ears.

Jiang Xiao's thoughts were pulled back to the past.

This game, he remembers playing with the dean.

I was sent to a psychiatric hospital by a man at a very young age.

The reason is that the child has severe schizophrenia and paranoia.

Jiang Xiao still remembered that the man had an almost festering scar on his face.

But he is by no means his own father!

But it's also strange to say.

It stands to reason that he was not very young when he went to a psychiatric hospital.

But the memories before that are completely recallable.

Later, after the observation of the dean, it was determined that the child was indeed sick, and he was not lightly ill.

So Jiang Xiao stayed in the psychiatric hospital.

And this snowman brother is one of Jiang Xiao's favorite games to play with the dean.

At that time, the dean was about forty years old, and he was still rattling and mighty, and his nicknames were all [Nanjiang does not ask for people].

Even though the dean personally treated Jiang Xiao later, the latter's condition was getting more and more serious.

Am I really mentally ill?

Jiang Xiao's heart was a little bitter.

Although I'm a little playful, some of them are neither big nor small, I like cosplay, I like to bully the old and beat the young, I like to lose my temper when I have nothing to do, I like to destroy the public facilities of the mental hospital, I like to replace the dean's boxer panties with semi-sheer lace panties, and my memory is always lost unconsciously...

But ask yourself, Jiang Xiao feels that he is really not mentally ill!

At this time of distraction, the little red man controlled by Jiang Xiao didn't pay attention to spraying the monster to death.

"Daddy, Daddy! You're dead! Change me, change me!! ”

Mu Xitang snatched the gamepad from Jiang Xiao's hand and sat directly on Jiang Xiao's lap by the way.

["Dad, Dad, You're Dead" I'm really filial.. 】

[Hahaha, I also played Xiaobawang when I was a child, and it was like this at the time, no matter who is old and who is young, if you are obsessed with playing, you will die, you will die. 】