Chapter 30: What about timeouts?
Jiang Xiao sat on the side and watched the three little girls giggle and laugh non-stop.
Even Shi Shi, who looked the coldest, couldn't stop laughing.
The picture in front of him calmed down the last trace of restlessness in his mind.
That's right, it's this sober feeling.
He is Jiang Xiao now, neither Pai Daixing nor Shinnosuke!
Speaking of which, watching these kids have fun playing games... Do you seem to feel good?
Now Jiang Xiao's mind is extremely clear.
"Shi Shi? Do you think Dad is mentally ill? ”
"Huh? What did you say, Dad? ”
Shi Shi, who was concentrating on grabbing the acceleration red potion with Mu Xitang, was stunned.
"Goose box, it's actually nothing, by the way, you want to go out for a ride with me."
Just said a word, Jiang Xiao's brain was beaten back to its original shape by the rules.
[Talent Effect 3: In the rules of weird talk, your condition will be more serious than in reality, which will affect some of your judgments]
"Don't! We're going to play video games! ”
"Haven't we gone for a ride, is it fun?"
"Oh, Dad, let's go for a ride after we finish fighting~"
....
Except for Jiang Xiao, the rest of the Chosen ones actually encountered the children's request to play video games.
[Rule 1: You will play a dutiful father, and you will meet all the requirements of your child]
The first rule alone already makes it impossible for the Chosen One to refuse a child's request.
In addition to this, it is also important to note rule three.
[Rule 3: Your child can play games, but the game time cannot exceed 30 minutes]
I can't refuse my child's request, and I can't let them overtime, how can I do this?
This time, the chosen ones are all fathers.
As people who have come over, they know too well how much magic Xiaobawang has for children at this stage.
Not to mention half an hour, it's a small matter of playing for half a day or a whole day.
Because Jiang Xiao took them to play the game of playing dead for half an hour in the afternoon, the video game time of Shi Shi and the others had just begun.
But the rest of the children's video game time is about to expire for 30 minutes.
Each father can be said to be eight immortals crossing the sea, each showing his magical powers.
One by one, they racked their brains to get their children to stop playing.
Representative of the humble faction: Sakura Country.
Umegawa Uchiku of Sakura Country knelt on the ground, begging Big Fat to stop playing, if it doesn't work, it's okay to slap yourself a few times...
Representative of the Seduction Pie: Kimchi Country.
Park Buwen came up with his exclusive kimchi secret, hoping to attract his son's idea with food.
Representative of the Clown Pie: Lighthouse Nation.
Made, a circus clown in the Lighthouse Country, is playing the clown like crazy to attract her daughter's attention.
In short, as long as you can get children to stop playing video games, it's easy to say anything!!
[Eh, I suddenly felt something when I saw this.] 】
[How do you say?] 】
[Actually, I wasn't addicted to video games when I was a kid, really, my favorite thing was riding my dad's motorcycle. 】
[Dig a slot, are you watching me upstairs?] 】
[Hahaha, only people who have been carried around by their father's motorcycle know how fun it is! 】
[Yes, yes, my dad too, whenever it comes to the drive, he likes to tell stories about his childhood and brag about his youth. 】
[Seriously, I like to listen to it, I'm 28 years old this year, and I still like to listen to these things that my father talks about at dinner...]
[Uh, are we the same father?] 】
[I'm different, I like to go fishing with my dad!] You don't understand the happiness of the fishing guy (my own daughter). 】
[I like to dig the bird's nest with my father, my father climbs trees fiercely, and I like to catch monkeys with him in summer! 】
[Know that monkeys are YYDS!] By the way, do you like to probe its little hole and dig it out, or do you like to take a flashlight into the tree at night while they are climbing up the tree? 】
[uh... My dad calculated the time, took me directly with a shovel to the ground, and shoveled around the roots of the tree...]
[Knowing the monkey: Is it polite to your father? 】
[I'll go!] Your dad is a ruthless man! But is it really fun to shovel like this? 】
[It's okay, just shovel the camouflaged small hole below into a big hole, the digging link is still from me, and it can be sold for money, it was 12 years at that time, it seems, the price is very low, and the monkey can be sold for a dollar! 】
[Every sentence does not mention childhood, every sentence is childhood....]
[To the point... Hit the nail on the head....]
When looking at the humble fathers in the live broadcast room, many men don't feel good in their hearts.
Finally, someone brought up what everyone wanted to say but didn't want to say.
[Actually, my son often begs me to take him out to play like Umegawa Naiku, but... I only have the opportunity when I have a long vacation, and the work pressure is too much. 】
[Brother, I understand you, it's all about life, but... The fatherly love that the children of our generation get is really not as good as the previous generation. 】
[Yes, the living conditions have improved, but at the cost of sacrificing almost all of my spare time. 】
[Isn't it, I work overtime every day, 9 in the morning and 6 in the morning, and I do it from 8 to 9 in the morning, how can I have time to accompany the children? 】
[Yes, now my son is far more than me in terms of living conditions and usual toys, but I don't think he is as happy as I was at the beginning. 】
At this time, a man named Heaven Rewards Diligence told his story.
God rewards diligence: [Haha, by the way, I remember one thing, my daughter used the pocket money she saved to buy a pack of hard box big front door, worth 7 yuan, and wanted me to play with her for a night, um. She goes to kindergarten and only has five cents of pocket money a day, I don't know how long she has been saving... 】
[And then?] 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [And ah.] Then I said that my father is very busy now, and the company's plan will be handed over tomorrow, and next time I will definitely say it, besides, my father will smoke dozens of packs of soft China. 】
[I said, brother, you this.. Hey, forget it, it's all about life, I can understand you. 】
[In order to live, you can only sacrifice some things, and this is not to blame you, you must accompany your daughter well when you have time. 】
God rewards hard work: [You don't understand, at that time, my brain was tortured by the plan, and I said some angry things to her. 】
Heaven rewards diligence by saying this, and many people began to comfort him.
[It's okay, brother, just be angry, don't blame yourself, people, there will be times when emotions are out of control. 】
[Yes, when my wife is in a bad mood, our whole family suffers, and we don't dare to gasp for breath when we eat. 】
[Well, whose child hasn't been disciplined for no reason? No man is born wise or learned. 】
Heaven rewards diligence and still speaks of self-care.
Heaven rewards diligence: [Eh, you don't understand... But what I'm saying is really not human. 】
Heaven rewards hard work: [I rejected my daughter, but her little hand was still tightly clutching the big front door, because for her, it may have been saved for more than half a month or even more to buy it. 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [I.. I told her at the time that my father would not pick up this kind of cigarette even if it fell to the ground. 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [I said, do you know what kind of cigarette Dad smokes when he goes out to socialize? Dozens of dollars a pack of soft China! 】
Heaven rewards diligence: [She didn't know what I meant, so she asked me how much 'soft zonghua' was, and I said that one pack can be exchanged for ten packs like this in your hand...]
Heaven rewards diligence: [I'm sorry, I can't forget her eyes at that time in my life, shocked.] Fluster. cramped, and with some inferiority, she subconsciously hid the big front door behind her. I.. I....]
God rewards diligence: [I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I want to apologize, but I don't know what to say, I have pretended to forget this time countless times, but I always think of it inadvertently, I'm really sorry. She. 】
Barrage:......
After a moment of silence, countless fathers picked up their keyboards...
[God rewards me for my diligence! You're damn it! Go and apologize to my daughter now! 】
[I understand you, but at the same time I despise you!] 】
[Oh my God, such a good girl, how can you give it up? ] 】
[You just can't let go of your damn self-esteem as a father!] You just don't want to apologize to your daughter in a big way! 】
[God rewards hard work, if this incident is fake, it is a story you made up, then I should be a wake-up call to a father in the live broadcast room. 】
[If it's true, please apologize!] Formal apology! Don't try to fool your daughter with jokes or kids, because that's fooling yourself! By the way, I have to mention that in this matter alone, as a father, you are not very qualified! 】