Chapter 33: Conquering Sun Wei
Sun Wei, who killed Jiang Xiao, slowly returned to normal from a strange state.
When she saw that her three daughters were going to compensate their father for themselves, she was stunned.
"It's. . . It's a bad dad, it's good if he's dead! ”
Bai Yi snorted, she had been her daughter for so long. Whether Jiang Xiao is a good father or not, don't they know?
"Now wipe away my tears! Whoever cries again will eat whom! Shi Shi, you go and cut Dad's thigh. ”
Shi Shi was reluctant to move, and her cold heart finally felt a trace of warmth and happiness...
But it was snuffed out by my mother's own hands!
"Shi Shi! You dare not listen to your mother's words, do you? ”
Sun Wei's eyes began to redden, and she felt that her majesty was being repeatedly provoked!
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang wanted to persuade Shi Shi to be obedient.
But Shi Shi was not afraid of Sun Wei's oppression, and there was no intention of being obedient.
[I really love Shi Shi, I really like her stubborn appearance now! ] 】
[When she pinches your heart, you won't be able to love it~]
[uh.] Everybody? You're not worried about us being invaded by weirdness? 】
[New here, our screen is not dark yet, are you panicking about a pink bubble teapot? ] 】
The live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom is not black, which only means one thing.
That is, Jiang Xiao is still alive and well~
...
Shi Shi's unmoved look really made Sun Wei angry.
"Good! Very good! It's been a long time since anyone dared to provoke me! It seems that it is necessary to kill another daughter today to establish a prestige! ”
"The three-layered belly big ass Obasang has reappeared, man, listen to me, Patrick thinks you're not doing it right!"
Well?
Sun Wei's movements froze, and then she turned to look at Jiang Xiao in disbelief.
Σ(っ°Д°; っ Wang Defa?
I saw the latter's head talking to himself in a strange amplitude of 180 degrees.
And the degree of twisting of the neck is still slowly recovering.
It's just this look...
How can you be like an idiot?
[S-Rank Passive Skill: Regeneration]
[You will have the same strong recovery ability as Patrick, but this may make you inadvertently say some factional words.] 】
Shi Shi was the first to react, and he hugged Jiang Xiao's body with a big jump.
"Daddy! You're okay! ”
Jiang Xiao's dull gaze stared directly at Sun Wei.
"Oh, of course I'm fine, I've been fine, you know, everybody makes mistakes, so people put erasers on the other end of the pencil, and I think you understand what I mean, mom did it wrong."
Bai Yi and Mu Xitang hesitated for a moment, and also stood by Jiang Xiao's side.
Obviously, the situation now is 4v1.
It's time for a family scuffle.
Even the big yellow dog that had been pretending to be dead in the backyard ran to Jiang Xiao's feet and bared his teeth at Sun Wei.
Is it 4.5v1?
What is everyone doing against themselves?
This feeling of betrayal and separation made Sun Wei's heart empty.
Did you do something wrong?
But this self-doubt only exists for a moment, and then it is consumed by the flames of anger.
"You guys. . . You don't think you'll be able to clean me up with a lot of people, right? Heh, hehe, wahahahaha...."
With Sun Wei's wild laughter, her mouth opened to a frightening amplitude like a python!
"Hahaha... Is this dad's talent immortal? Or restoration? But... It doesn't matter! 'Cause I'm going to eat you alive today! See if you die!! ”
Eat alive?!
"Phew! Big mouth viper old woman, I won't give in to you! You.. Don't come here! ”
As soon as he heard that he was going to be eaten alive, Nohara Shinnosuke's will slipped directly.
Jiang Xiao also snatched the main control of his body from the hands of Mr. Pai.
He can't let Mr. Pie go his own way...
Although this pink starfish is very perverted, the ghost knows if he can recover after being eaten alive?
"Wife, please wait!"
Sun Wei stopped with a cold face.
She wanted to see what else she had to say about this father's death.
"Why, the most important thing is that the family is happy together, are you willing to see Shi Shi and them sad?"
If the hard one doesn't work, let's come to the soft one, and play a family card!
The three little Lori immediately played with the essence and possessed her, pulling Jiang Xiao's trouser leg and screaming non-stop.
said that without a father, they would be sad for the rest of their lives.
Sun Wei's expression changed slightly, but....
"But no matter what! Playing games is just not right! ”
"What's wrong?" Jiang Xiao's face was puzzled.
Sun Wei's expression was extremely hateful: "Don't you know the poison of video games? ”
"Huh?" Jiang Xiao's face was full of doubts.
"What are the benefits of video games other than making children addicted, impairing their eyesight, and becoming introverted?"
"Oh?" Jiang Xiao was a little unsure.
"Some children even rush all the money their parents have worked so hard to save for years into the game!"
"Oops!" Jiang Xiao patted his thigh.
"So! Video games, just can't be played! ”
"Sorry, I haven't heard of it!" Jiang Xiao waved his hand.
"Singing and harmonizing, you are stepping on the horse and putting this hand?!"
Sun Wei almost didn't hold back, what the hell is this idiot doing?
"Don't, don't, don't! Wife, listen to me!! ”
"Okay, I'll give you one last chance!"
Jiang Xiao looked at the little overlord, and then went over and brought it to Sun Wei.
"It's not buddy, it's just this console... Uh, how should it charge money into it? Why don't you demonstrate? ”
Sun Wei's expression instantly stiffened.
Barrage:......
[If you don't understand, just ask, can the game in Xiaobawang be charged? ] 】
[No, but the game card is quite expensive.] 】
[No, no, no, Jiang Shen praised me online, almost amused me to death. 】
[Sun Wei's teasing almost didn't hold back. 】
[Sun Wei's CPU seems to be going to smoke...]
"Shhhhh
Sun Wei took the little overlord and gasped.
This damn seven-star monster is not rigorous!
What are the quotes set for me?
How does Xiaobawang charge money?
"That.. It's not good to play with that eye! ”
"It's scientifically proven that it's completely OK to be more than three meters away, and besides, we're just a little bit done, and we're not lying on TV every day."
"Uh-huh, we're very far away from Dad, we won't be short-sighted!"
"That's addictive, too!"
"How is that possible? Our daughter doesn't like to play games, but likes to play games with her parents. ”
The three little Lori helped Jiang Xiao prove it again.
"That.. That can also affect the physical and mental health of the children... Right? ”
When she said this, Sun Wei herself had no confidence.
"Well, you don't believe what you're saying, do you? They're all happy! Where does it affect the body and mind, doesn't it? ”
"Yes, yes, yes! We had a lot of fun playing games with our dad! ”
"Well, didn't my mother like to play hopscotch and shuttlecock when she was a child?"
"Mom used to play poker when she was a kid!"
"Who told mom not to be with us every day? What can we do without gaming? ”
"I couldn't restrain my heart to play when I was a child, but now I'm embarrassed to take care of us."
Shi Shi's words hit the knife critically.
And now that they are all on Jiang Xiao's side, they can't kill them all, right?
The corners of Sun Wei's mouth twitched, and at this time she had completely recovered from the weird state.
"You, you, oops! I don't care about you anymore! If you are blind, I won't bury you when the time comes! ”
After saying that, she ran upstairs in a rage.
"Yay!" x4。
Jiang Xiao and Shi Shi happily high-fived and celebrated.
"Dad, it's the first time I've seen a dad who dares to reason with my mother!"
"Uh-huh, I adore Daddy!"
"Then I'm super super super adoring daddy!"
Jiang Xiao was speechless, the grave grass of other people who tried to reason with your mother is estimated to be three meters tall, right?
And the scene of Jiang Xiao and his mother reasoning was also seen by countless enemies in the live broadcast room.
But after looking at it, the Chosen One of their countries could not be copied.
If you want to complete Jiang Xiao's point, you first need to cultivate feelings with children.
can make them completely support their fathers.
Secondly, you also need to have the means to withstand the mother's killer blow.
At present, on the surface, it is only possible to replicate the five limbs of the Sakura Country.
The premise also needs Umegawa Neiku to do a good job of favorability with the rest of the family members.
Watching Jiang Xiao mix up in this strange talk, the audience in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom was moved.
[I feel like there's a shortcut to this weird talk? 】
[This strange feeling seems to be fuller, especially the three little Lori, the daddy mania. 】
[Hahaha, my daughter can also face me, thinking that my wife is too strict. 】
[Other Chosen Ones can hardly replicate Jiang Xiao's operation, unless he can completely let go of the mustard and fear in his heart, and raise these children as his own children. 】
[Jiang Xiao is invincible? 】
[It's not that simple, the difficulty of the Seven Stars Monster Talk is high and low, but after all, it is impossible to let the Chosen One clear the customs so easily, you must know that the clearance requirement is to live for seven days, and anything can happen during the period. 】
At this time, the Sakura Country conference room was discussing whether to tell Umegawa Neku about what happened to Jiang Xiao recently.
"Don't be in a hurry, it's a big deal to pay a limb? There are four more in Nekukun! ”
"Seconded, don't worry, wait a little longer, see if that Jiang Xiao in the Dragon Kingdom can trigger the hidden information or something..."
"Well, seconded the proposal, I suggest waiting and seeing, anyway, Neku-kun is not in any danger at the moment."