"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Daddy, play with me Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ”

Shi Shi's face was full of excitement and expectation, without her mother's interference, she could finally play a few handfuls.

Jiang Xiao can see that this Shi Shi likes to play games that boys like to play.

What Contra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Twin Dragons or something, all play thieves.

Two hours later...

The three little ones were all lazily nestled in the sofa.

In the evening, the sun from the West Mountain, which was already red, just shone into the living room, and the faces of the three little cute girls were flushed.

"What? Tired of playing? ”

Jiang Xiao kept fiddling with the pigtails behind Mu Xitang with his fingers.

The three 'e-sports girls' completely lost their previous vigor, and they were all tired.

"If you don't fight, you won't fight, your fingers will be blistered."

"Well, I want my dad to tell a story."

"Shi Shi wants to see the fat doodoo zaemon manga drawn by his father!"

Suddenly, Jiang Xiao had a flash of inspiration!

"By the way, why don't we play a cooking game?"

Cooking games?

Although they were tired, the three of them were still interested in the game.

"Is it a house wine?"

"The most authentic family wine! How about we sneak into the kitchen and make dinner? So mom has nothing to cook at night! ”

So mom can't cook?

The idea is simply ... Great!

"Shi Shi, you go wash a cabbage, Xitang, you are responsible for picking some rice, and we will eat rice at night."

"What about me, what about me! What should I do! ”

Bai Yi, who was not assigned the task, was still unhappy.

"Xiaoyi... You're going to pick the celery, won't you? ”

"I will! I'll choose the dishes! ”

"Oops! Shi Shi! Who told you to take a knife! What? Do you still want to cut it? Don't move, put it on me! I'll do the chopping thing! ”

"Xitang! Don't put dish soap in rice washing! Re-rinse twice, no, four! Be sure to rinse it clean! ”

"Bai Yi! How do you leave the leaves of celery and lose all the roots?!! ”

"Daddy, I want to eat bread..."

"Okay, then let's go with Dian Mian first."

At this time, Sun Wei was listening to the table tennis in the kitchen on the stairs and couldn't help frowning.

These four don't look like cooking materials, shouldn't they ruin their own kitchens?

Then I don't know what I thought, and the corners of Sun Wei's mouth hooked up with a smile.

"Eh, forget it, let's just let them toss, I'll go to Mama Li's house to buy some cold dishes~"

......

Except for the old man who can't take care of himself.

Jiang Xiao's family sat neatly at the dinner table.

Sun Wei, who has always been serious, kept twitching the corners of her mouth at this time.

Obviously, this is a sign that she is trying to hold back her laughter.

"Mom, how's it going! You can take a day off tonight without cooking! ”

The three little Lori, including Jiang Xiao, were all proud, and at the same time began to ask for credit frantically.

"Well, I know your intentions are good, but it's not good to go!"

Sun Wei sighed, and she had to help them take a bath later.

But when she saw their grizzled appearances, she couldn't help but laugh.

There were flour and water stains on his face, head and clothes.

That's it, one by one, and put that silly music~

There is also Jiang Xiao's knife work, which is really not flattering.

Is this hot and sour shredded cabbage or cabbage chunks?

Sun Wei smoked the CPU's thoughts, and couldn't figure out how Jiang Xiao cut the cabbage like this?

Well, this one is not unbearable, it can be eaten anyway.

"What's this?"

Sun Wei pointed to a plate of dishes with a puzzled expression, which looked like potatoes.

But why does it look messy?

"It's shredded potatoes and fried potato wedges!"

Sun Wei nodded in realization.

"Oh, it turned out to be shredded potatoes and fried potatoes..."

∑(O_O； Nani?

"Stir-fried potato wedges with shredded potatoes!"

Speaking of this, the smugness on Jiang Xiao's face became more and more unable to hide.

"Dwarf oil, Shi Shi wants to eat shredded potatoes, Bai Yi wants to eat potato wedges, Mu Xitang wants to eat potato chips, how about it? I met all the requirements of the three of them with one dish! ”

"Husband, how did your clever head come up with this brilliant idea?"

Jiang Xiao's face turned red, and he said with a tone of three points of shyness, three points of invitation, and four points of pride.

"The goose box, actually, is actually just a flash of inspiration, not a big deal."

Sun Wei's face is full of black question marks, do you really think I'm praising you?

In addition to these two dishes, Jiang Xiao also stir-fried beef with celery.

The appearance of this dish is okay.

"Mommy, Mommy! Take a bite~"

"We made it with our dad~"

"This is the only one, there is no semicolon."

Seeing the expectant eyes of her three precious daughters, Sun Wei took a deep breath and picked up a piece of cabbage with a tentative mentality.

She was ready, no matter how unpalatable, and tried not to spit it out for the first bite.

Put the chopsticks in your mouth...

Well?

It's a bit unexpected!

It's not particularly delicious, but it's not unpleasant, it's just the taste of home-cooked food.

"So, yes, I don't see that you still have such skills?"

"That's, don't look at who I learned from!"

"Who did you learn from?" x4。

"The second grandmother of Wang in Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, Xuanwu District, Nanjiang City, Jiangsu Province!"

Four: ?????

The three little Loli didn't react, but they were just curious about why their father was learning to cook in a mental hospital.

But Sun Wei understood something.

No wonder this kid is not only not afraid, but we also look out of tune every day.

It turned out to be leather pants with cotton pants ... There must be a reason for that!

I can't guess what's going on in the mind of a mentally ill person...

Sun Wei thinks that she is sick at most, but Jiang Xiao is purely sick in the brain!

sighed in her heart, she didn't find out to Shi Shi that her father was sick in the brain.

Whatever, what about mental illness?

Who in this world is not sick in the brain?

Or how can you be sure that you are not mentally ill?

If you don't feel sick, you can go to a psychiatric hospital to take a test and see the results~

Sun Wei thought it through.

As long as the daughters like this dad!

"No, I'll buy some cold dishes in the afternoon, vegetarian spelling and pig's head meat."

“year！ I love my mom the most! ”

Seeing so much delicious food, Shinnosuke, who had been pretending to be dead, jumped out.

"Whahaha, the big-ass Obasang is quite good, pour me a glass of wine~"

'Bell! ’

Sun Wei picked up the soup spoon on the side and smashed it on Jiang Xiao's head.

"Speak well!"

"Hmm~ I don't want to eat green peppers, can I pick out the green peppers in the potatoes?"

"No, you can't! You're a dad and can't take the lead in making a picky eater! ”

"Then after I eat the green pepper, can you show me Rie Tomosaka's sexy photo album, goose box box~"

'Bell! ’

After two heavy blows with a soup spoon, Jiang Xiao finally calmed down.

Sun Wei was a little depressed, why did she suddenly have the feeling of raising four children?

"Sun Wei! Is Sun Wei at home! I'm looking for you for something! ”

Hearing this voice, Sun Wei's face sank.

The three little ones also shrunk their necks together, as if they were afraid of the owner of the voice outside.

"Wife, is it Bai Su outside?"

"You mean 'uninvited guests', right?"

"Sun Wei!! Are you at home or not! If you don't come out, I'll go in!" ”

Sun Wei got up with a cold face and planned to go out.

It was the happiest meal she'd had in years, and she didn't want to be disturbed!

No one!

"You go back to the house, and I, the righteous kinetic superman, go with Mom to see what's going on outside."

Under the adoring eyes of the three little Lori, Jiang Xiao strode out of the living room with Sun Wei.

The person who kept shouting outside was a fat aunt, and there were many disgusting sores on her face.

After seeing Sun Wei come out, the rich woman grinned and began to sneer.

"Sun Wei, should you pay back the debt you owe to my family?"

"Wang Mei, I don't want to quarrel with you today, please leave."

'Smack! ’

I didn't expect the fat aunt to be so fast, and she directly gave Sun Wei a big mouth!

Powerful and sinking!

Blood spilled from the corners of the latter's mouth.

"Slut! If it weren't for you, my man would have died?! ”

Sun Wei's body began to tremble, but she tried her best to suppress her anger.

Can't be angry, can't be angry.

In case of a fight, he and his three children together will not be enough for this fat woman.

"Wang Mei, it was your man who peeked at me taking a bath and fell from the tree, out of humanitarianism, I haven't sent anything to your house over the years, right?"

"Bitch, shut up! I need you to make it up to me permanently! ”

'Smack! ’

Another slap slapped Sun Wei on the left side of her face, but as a mother, she can only endure it now.

This fat woman's combat power is really perverted, and she can't go toe-to-toe with her.

But Sun Wei didn't notice that Jiang Xiao's face on the side had darkened...

"It's a fat woman and an old monster with a pockmarked face! Look at my dynamic light waves!! ”