Chapter 35: Dynamic Tricks

What light waves?

Wang Mei glanced at Jiang Xiao, who looked like a second force, and a mocking expression directly appeared on her face.

"Sun Wei, Sun Wei, I didn't expect your husband to be a fool this time~"

I heard Wang Mei say that Jiang Xiao was a fool.

Sun Wei's heart, which had always been emotionless, rarely showed a trace of fluctuation.

"Husband, you go back and help Shi Shi and them put some hot water and take a bath later, and I'll go back after I finish dealing with this matter."

"Yo? Am I right? Are you actually looking for this stupid man? ”

"He's not a fool!"

Sun Wei yelled at Wang Mei for the first time.

"That's it, I'm not a fool, you're a numb-faced old witch with a fat belly!"

Wang Mei's face turned gloomy.

Even if the other party is a fool, you can't scold yourself twice in a row!

"Husband! Go back! ”

"No! Shi Shi and the others are still peeking upstairs, I can't lose it! ”

"You're trying to say shame, right? Hurry back and don't mess around! ”

"I'm Superman, I'll protect you!"

Wang Mei's face is full of black lines!

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you two because I don't exist?! ”

"Wife, don't worry about handing over this old fat woman to me to deal with! Look at my dynamic light waves! ”

Jiang Xiao decisively stood in front of Sun Wei and faced Wang Mei!

Sun Wei was stunned.

This Jiang Xiao is actually in front of him?

Didn't he know that his wife was weird?

He's not going to really bring himself into the role of this husband as a human being, is he?

Although Jiang Xiao's face is full of naivety, and his actions are extremely embarrassing...

But it's really like a little hero who protects his wife~

At this time, the barrage was also boiling.

[I rub! It is worthy of the god of ginger!! 】

[Laughing at illness and not laughing at people, Jiang Shen is a real man! ] 】

【Dynamic Light Wave... He really, I cried to death. 】

[It's the first time I've seen the Chosen One stand in the way of the weird...]

[If you don't understand, just ask, do you think Jiang Xiao's consciousness is normal now? ] 】

[Well, don't try to understand the existence of a psychopath.] 】

[You say he's normal, normal people will help weird people? ] You say he's abnormal, do abnormal people know how to protect their wives? 】

[Look, that fat woman is angry. 】

The fat woman is angry and doesn't need a barrage reminder at all.

Just ask.

Can you be happy to be blocked by a fool and constantly abused?

Especially when this fool is trying to provoke himself to death with some dynamic light waves.

"Childish! Sun Wei! You don't eat this man, do you? Then you might as well give it to me! ”

"Wang Mei, you dare!"

Sun Wei pulled Jiang Xiao back and stood in front by herself.

"Well, what! The seven-layer fat old witch actually blocked my dynamic light waves? ”

"Shut up, fool! I don't have that many layers of fat!! ”

"Are you forcing me to do a superhuman trick?"

"Husband! You go home! ”

"Come on, Dad!!"

Upstairs, Shi Shi cheered him up through the window.

"Wow~hahahaha~~~~ Don't worry, Dad still has a trick!"

I'll it!

Wang Mei has a sense of messiness in the wind.

I don't feel the respect I deserve!

"Sun Wei! I'm really angry today! Hand this damn man over to me, or you'll be in for it! ”

Sun Wei, who has been oppressed by Wang Mei, is hard steel for the first time!

"Dead fat woman, want to eat him? I advise you to die of this heart!"

Just when the two were going toe-to-toe.

Jiang Xiao crossed the river with a raptor to pick up Thomas and circled around Wang Mei's back.

"Try my trick! See the light in all in all the light~~~"

'Click'~

Or, it has to be a new juice.

The scene was instantly silent...

Sun Wei coughed dryly, touched her nose and looked into the distance.

The three little Loli upstairs stopped shouting cheers and changed the topic directly.

Started a discussion about where Super Mario could top the life-boosting mushrooms.

"Wowhaha~Wowhaha~~~"

Only Jiang Xiao was not only not embarrassed at all, but also proudly pinched his waist and looked up to the sky and smiled.

"The old witch with a seven-layer fat belly, how is it, I'm afraid!"

"I'm going to perform next: Dynamic Superman vs. Stinky Fart Alien Old Witch!"

Wang Mei's body trembled violently, her face was not ashamed or angry, and her blood was red.

A few villagers not far away have already seen her ugliness!

Ma Dan, I was attacked by this neuropathy!

In the end, the shame in her heart temporarily overwhelmed her resentment.

"You two wait for me, it's not over!"

After letting go of the cruel words, Wang Mei angrily put on her pants and ran home with her head down.

It's not that she's cowardly.

The main thing is that there is no atmosphere to fight at all now, hey!

I've seen a fight and take off his shirt, how can anyone drag his pants?

Also Nima takes off someone's pants!

I was careless, I didn't expect that human speed to be so fast?

At that time, her attention was all on Sun Wei.

If you pay a little attention to Jiang Xiao, you won't be taken off your pants.

A crisis was easily resolved by Jiang Xiao.

"Husband, let's go back and continue to eat first."

Sun Wei wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, and at the same time was a little worried.

If you really fight, your family of five will not be enough for this fat woman to fight.

Jiang Xiao looked at the blood drawn out of the corner of Sun Wei's mouth by Wang Mei, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.

He wouldn't mind getting rid of that fat woman if he could.

Jiang Xiao followed Sun Wei back to eat.

But the other Chosen ones weren't so lucky.

[Rule 4: Your neighbor is not very friendly, please protect your family]

Now all the "neighbors" are stuck in the food to find trouble.

Unlike Sun Wei who took the initiative to greet Wang Mei, most of the Chosen ones have 0 favorability with their wives.

For example, the current Umegawa Uneku.

He's feeding the old woman leeks and egg dumplings.

This old immortal actually made Umegawa Neku chew it up and feed it to him, which really disgusted him.

But after the torture of feeding medicine and lunch.

Umegawa Neku's resistance to the old woman has also come up, and Kuku is feeding.

That's when it happened.

A big man with chest hair who looked like a black whirlwind Li Kui viciously blocked the door of Meichuan Neiku's house.

"Hey! Zhou Qin! How do you calculate the foundation of your house? Labor and management tell you, or lose money! Either I'll dig your house! ”

"What about people? Don't pretend to be dead, I'm going to break in if I don't come out!" Don't blame me for being mad! ”

"Zhou Qin! Hurry up and get out! ”

Zhou Qin?

Although Umegawa Neku knew that the strong man was scolding his wife, he chose to be indifferent.

"Hey, husband, someone scolds me, do you pretend you didn't hear it?"

Ahh

Umegawa Neiku looked at the other party's tendon flesh and shivered coldly.

This guy.

It is estimated that you can beat yourself with an endocrine disorder with a punch!

"Wife, what's inside, putting the facts aside, he won't scold you for no reason, right? Reflect on it, are you really not wrong at all? ”

All:???

"What could I do wrong? This land was voluntarily sold to our family by Niu Jieshi, and now he wants to take it back, isn't it wrong for our family? ”

Even the old lady persuaded Umegawa Neku that he, as the head of the family, should indeed stand up and fight with the cow.

"The other party will indeed fight, but I don't think he has any intention of reasoning..."

Umegawa Neku has made up his mind to be a shrunken turtle.

Love whoever you are!

He still wished that the old lady Zhou Qin and the big fat in front of him all died under the hands of this chest-haired man!

'Bang! ’

The unlocked wooden door was kicked open by the big man with chest hair.

"Zhou Qin! Are you really at home? Play dead! Does it work to play dead?! ”

Zhou Qin was angry and shook Umegawa Neku's arm.

"Husband! You don't care, people are bullying us in our house! ”

Umegawa Neiku secretly glanced at this strong man at close range, and he was immediately shocked!

The forearms of this family must have their own thighs!

"What do you see? Are you the new husband that Zhou Qin just found? Why, I think you have something to say?! ”

"Hehe, brother, I really have something to say."

Well?

What's going on, Neku-kun is going to stand up?