Help me open the door to a new world?

The cow sneered.

What a joke.

It is no exaggeration to say that his props and means can be said to bring together a variety of structural models from ancient and modern China and foreign countries.

A collection of domineering, cruel, perverted, and dark into one.

It can make a normal man have a complete mental breakdown in 1 hour.

Promise~

There's a living example of this.

"In the field of metamorphosis, I don't have much to learn anymore."

Niu Sturdy hands behind his back, quite a master invincible lonely temperament.

Jiang Xiao leaned close to Niu's sturdy ear.

"Really? Have you ever heard of a wooden donkey? ”

Niu Jiejian was stunned for a moment, first nodded, and then shook his head.

"I haven't used it, but when I hear the name, I know that it must be boring, pediatrics~"

"Have you heard of Ling Chi and Peeling?"

Jiang Xiao leaned closer to Niu Jie and asked in a low voice.

"No, but it's definitely boring, and when you hear it, you know it's a child's trick."

Haven't heard of it?

That's easy to do.

"Playing house? Oh, the subtlety and knowledge in there are so great! ”

Niu Jie's face was unbelieving.

What is the method of peeling?

As long as he wants, he can handle Umegawa Neku on the spot now.

Seeing the sturdy eyes of the cow, Jiang Xiao continued to take care of himself.

"The so-called peeling, when peeling, it should be cut down from the spine, which requires extremely delicate knife techniques... All it takes is a knife! Divide the skin on your back in half evenly~"

Oh?

Need knife work?

Niu Jiezhu was a little interested and planned to listen carefully.

Jiang Xiao continued.

"This is not the end, you also need to slowly use the tip of the knife to slowly separate the skin and muscles, and the final product is like a butterfly spreading its wings and tearing it perfectly, elegant, beautiful, like the best work of art~"

Hiss...

Is there such a beautiful thing in the world?

Seeing the depression on Niu Jian's face, Jiang Xiao looked contemptuous.

"Hehe, what's going on? For me, it is pediatrics to completely open the back with a knife, and there are several techniques that present better results! ”

"What? And even better?! ”

Niu Jiezhu is completely interested, where does he have all these bells and whistles?

Before, my main focus was a pure pervert.

This delicate and elegant technique really made his already cooled heart agitate again!

"You'd better not lie to me, kid!"

"What are you lying about? Come here, it's too loud to pass the trial. ”

Jiang Xiao leaned into Niu's sturdy ear and muttered a lot.

The latter's eyes are getting brighter and his breathing is getting shorter and shorter...

How could there be such a subtle torture in the world!

No!

It's not torture!

This is the most elegant art...

He can't wait to start a crazy experiment on Umegawa Neku's body right now!

Seeing the fiery gaze of the chest-haired man, Jiang Xiao stopped talking.

Niu Jiezhuang couldn't help but urge.

"Tsk, you go on, what about sawing? How can you only say half of it? ”

"Only say half of it, you release people first, and I'll tell you the next half."

"No problem, put it now!"

The credibility of the cow is still there.

Directly dragged Umegawa Neku out like a dead dog.

Jiang Xiao then lay in his ear and muttered about the rest of the torture.

On the way to his story, Niu Jiejian also muttered a lot of his own thoughts.

"Hey, I think it's okay to do this and that..."

"Yikes! Truly! Wouldn't that still be like that? ”

"! Brother is smart! How did I not think of that? ”

The two of them were "in a hurry" for a while, and "goose box and goose box" for a while.

Look at each other~

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soon

The two like-minded people hooked their shoulders and chatted.

There is even a feeling of hating to see each other!

The people who were squatting in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom never dreamed that things would develop like this.

[Can anyone explain it to me?] 】

[Are there so many common topics about psychopathy and old perverts?] 】

[The eyes of the two of them look at each other as if they have hooked a glance, and they are so obscene that they are in love! ] 】

[Oh my God, I can't imagine what the two of them will become after this in-depth exchange. 】

[Uh, evolved into a perverted neuropathic and a pervert with neuropathy?] To each his strengths? 】

Originally, the two of them had a good chat in whispering, but Niu Jieshi suddenly glanced at Jiang Xiao in surprise.

"Brother Jiang, you're not wrong, right? Kill him? Are you sure you want me to do this? Hey, what are you trying to do? ”

"Harm! We have an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom, which is called a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant! I don't want to do anything, I just want to make friends with you! ”

Niu was stunned...

When has this pervert ever been so recognized?

Not to mention agreeing, he doesn't even have a friend in the village!

Now a person with the same perverted hobby as him actually taught himself his methods without hesitation.

For the first time, he felt a sense of identity and encouragement...

However, each of them is his master.

Otherwise, the cow will have to be a blood alliance and become a brother of the opposite sex with Jiang Xiao!

"Brother Jiang!"

"Brother Niu!"

"Say nothing! Did Sun Wei's mother-in-law bully you? Do you want me to her for you? ”

"Don't, don't, we're very affectionate, if I leave..."

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows at Niu Tie.

The latter patted his chest and assured.

"Harm, brother can rest assured, there is a big brother here, don't talk about our village, look at ten miles and eight villages, no one wants to bully my brother and daughter-in-law!"

"Okay, I'm relieved to have my brother's words!"

Niu Jian's perverted eyes were filled with tears.

Is this the feeling of sympathy and refreshment?

Warm and sweet!

"Brother, I'll go first, my wife is still waiting for me outside."

"Dude! Call my brother and daughter-in-law to my house, today we made pork legs! ”

"Oh, how can I have time, there are still three children waiting."

Niu Jieshi said that he had to send Jiang Xiao to the door before going back.

The next time...

He's about to create some props that will shake the past and the present!

Brother Jiang said that so many operations are inseparable from some magical props to assist.

Fortunately, Niu Jiejian has studied carpentry for two years, otherwise it would be really useless.

"Husband?"

Sun Wei: Σ(º口º*) Huh?

She was stunned when she saw Jiang Xiao and Niu coming out with a strong shoulder to shoulder.

In the next second, her mentality collapsed...

Finished!

She didn't expect Jiang Xiao to save people...

Although nothing actually happened to them.

But how could Sun Wei believe it?

Especially Niu Jie, who smiled and waved goodbye to Jiang Xiao.

If this is said that nothing happened, Sun Wei would not believe it when he was killed!

"Hey, don't touch my hand! By the way, you and Rhubarb sit at the same table for dinner tonight, and sleep too, don't come to disgust me! ”

Rheum?

Jiang Xiao's expression was stunned.

I rub, let me sit at a table with the big yellow dog in the yard?

"Wife! You are mistaken! ”

Misunderstand?

"There's no evidence, you two must have made some ulterior deal in the basement anyway."

"Otherwise, why don't you let me go down with you?"

"Even the Umegawa Neiku inside was thrown out by the cow, what's wrong? I've done everything, and you know it's hard to see people, right? ”

With such a careful thinking logic, Jiang Xiao was speechless for a while.

The barrage was also reorganized.

[Jiang Xiao also has a time when he is deflated? 】

[This kind of misunderstanding, no one can stand it...]

[And Sun Wei's conjecture is also reasonable? ] 】

[Jiang Xiao has no way to prove himself at all, and the party only has a cow except him. 】

[Niu Tie Sturdy is originally a-stirring stick, you can't expect a-stirring stick to prove that you didn't stir, right? 】

[Now Jiang Xiao is a yellow mud rotten crotch... It's not, it's. 】

[I thought this strange talk was a horror movie, but I didn't think it was a family ethics comedy. 】

"Wife, you have to believe me! I, I can check the elephant for you! ”

Sun Wei: ???

Barrage:???

what are you talking about？！