"Then how can you convince the ox to bear fruit? He's not a good guy to deal with. ”

Sun Wei still didn't believe it.

What is the use of examining elephants?

Maybe Jiang Xiao has already washed up in the basement?

"Hey, I just taught him a little trick?"

Tips?

What "little" tricks can be like a good buddy at a top old pervert?

Jiang Xiao looked at these people in front of him...

All of them are distinct personalities.

It's hard to say, but it's easy to say.

As long as you can resist a few waves of strange invasions and not die, and then do what you like to increase your favorability, everything will seem very simple next.

Well.

So easy~

Actually, it's not that the rules are too weak.

It's really Jiang Xiao's outlier who is too weird.

After all, he can resist so many weird and still not die, he is really a scorpion... It's a one-of-a-kind!

All it can be said is...

Strange talk tried his best, but this battle couldn't be fought.

There are seven weird, four and five scum.

Lori didn't fight, and Kuku called Daddy.

Grandpa is even more vegetable, Jiang Xiao killed it with one hand.

The remaining three are all lying on their stomachs in a tough battle.

One fell in love with him, and the other was tortured and killed.

The last pervert, when he is the eldest brother?

Look at Jiang Xiao again, his eyes are really blind from crying!

was seconds three or four times, still laughing haha.

Because it's the protagonist, it's infinitely blood-locked.

Not to mention that it can be regenerated, white willow is even better.

The ancestor of the Dragon Kingdom, Jiang Shen is invincible!

Say the copy doesn't work? Are you going to do it?!

"Wife, let me ask you something, what's in the small room upstairs?"

Sun Wei's face changed.

"Don't ask! You won't be allowed to go up! ”

Cut~

If you can't say it, you won't be on it, I have to go up!

"Husband, you go to Li Er's house in the east of the village to buy a fish, Xitang and Bai Yi shouted to eat sauerkraut fish last night."

"Okay."

......

The traffic of the live broadcast room of Dragon Kingdom has reached a peak.

It attracted 80% of the world's people to come and watch and learn.

They can't even think of it themselves.

One day I actually need to study like a psychopath?

But what can you do?

Can Jiang Xiao's operation be replicated?

It didn't work at all, and there were very few places to learn from this strange story.

Unless you can resist your wife's tulle and find a way to make her fall in love with you.

Let's not talk about whether you can resist the beating.

The main reason is that 90% of the chosen ones see the daughter-in-law in the strange tale with her legs and stomach.

What else do you want to talk about?

Half of the remaining 20 percent of the traffic poured into Sakura's live broadcast room.

...

Umegawa Neku, who was lying in the field, slowed down for a long time and finally regained his senses.

Then he began to cry with a handful of snot and tears.

It wasn't until he completely dried his tears that he limped home with his buttocks covered.

Although the home is also horrible.

But who knows what to expect in the wild with the rules of weirdness?

Some of the Chosen ones have also tried to escape the boundaries of the rules.

But without exception, all challenges failed.

At this time, Prime Minister Sakura and Jiro Komura couldn't leave.

Wang Ju led a group of people to block him.

The former had a smirk on his face.

"You drop? What does it mean? I'm dripping, Da Da dripping good people! ”

"You have nothing to do with me, you've been pretended to be a big asshole here, and now I'll issue an international statement and apologize!"

"Wang Ju, you let me go back with the prime minister, how can we make a statement if you don't go?"

Jiro Komura persuaded him, saying that their apology in the Dragon Kingdom was not convincing at all.

The people who don't know the truth may still think that their prime minister was coerced by the Dragon Kingdom.

"Shhhhh

Wang Ju thought in his heart, this is also the case.

"Okay, then Komura Jiro will go back and ask your council members to apologize quickly, otherwise I don't mind tearing up the ticket!"

Prime Minister Sakura's expression was completely petrified.

You want to keep me as a proton?!

Yaga!

Sure enough, it's a sinister and cunning Dragon Countryman!

This operation made Prime Minister Sakura, who originally wanted to play tricks and deny his account, directly look like ashes.

"Uh, Wang Ju, you can't imprison our prime minister in this way, leaving the facts aside..."

"Facts aside, am I playing cotton with you? In a crooked word, you also stay! ”

A batch of domineering kings!

Eventually, Prime Minister Sakura collapsed on the ground like a dead dog.

Jiro Komura also got on the plane when they came with his tail between his legs...

Wang Ju looked at the embarrassed figures of the two and showed a disdainful expression.

People from small places like to listen to music in a minor key.

It's the same with being a man, there is no atmosphere at all.

Don't talk about any agreements with such people who have no conscience and morality.

Their national culture is scoundrels!

The whole world knows this!

Jiro Komura, who got on the plane, breathed a sigh of relief.

Forget it, let's take it.

Apologize, apologize, the prime minister can't gack.

If you really suck the face of the cherry blossoms, it will become an insoles.

Dragon Kingdom really has the confidence to tear up the ticket!

After all, Sakura has no military sovereignty of their own, so could it be that they can count on the lighthouse army stationed in Sakura to help them get angry?

Jiro Komura knew that it was completely impossible.

The Lighthouse Nation just treats their Sakura as a dog, and occasionally rewards a bone.

Are you really going to let him go down and help Sakura get angry?

Impossible!

But it's not a loss.

This is a world of weird rules.

It's not a big deal to apologize, anyway, Umegawa Neku, the S-level talent of the Chosen One, was indeed saved by Jiang Xiao.

In the future, they will have two generals, Nako Yukibai and Umegawa Uchiku!

Rising to the top of the world's superpower in time is not a dream!

......

At this time, the Sakura Country high-level was editing the information for Umegawa Uchiku.

That's right, they're going to need a second chance to be reminded.

[Ding, I received a reminder from the outside world]

【Nekusan! Now you have to get on good terms with your family! Be sure to increase your opinion! There are two shortcuts and one main point, the first shortcut, tell your son the secret of Contra: up and down, left and right, right BABA! The second shortcut! Take your son and cook a delicious meal for your wife Zhou Qin! The last point is to have a good relationship with the old lady, you can see that your mother loves you very much! As long as you can survive, you will be a big hero of our cherry blossom country! It's the contemporary Oda Kuncho!! 】

Just follow the cat and draw the tiger, and now the cherry blossom country can't manage so much!

There is an old saying in the Dragon Kingdom, it is called that those who learn from me live!

"Woo woo woo~"

Umegawa Uchiku was touched by this message, his motherland still loves him!

Especially the title of national hero!

Let this middle-aged greasy man ignite his fighting spirit again!

It turns out that he is not alone, and there is a country behind him that loves him deeply!

Yo Xi, that's right!

Be sure to build a good relationship with your family!

One of the main points mentioned in the message is the most important.

Because when Umegawa Neku was kidnapped by the chest-haired man, the old lady did have the intention of rescuing him.

It shows that the old woman still cares about him.

And the favorability with the old lady is also easy to brush, isn't it just feeding + feeding medicine?

Umegawa Naiku was still feeling sick before.

But after experiencing the development of the chest hair man...

Laughing to death~

No pressure at all, let alone mouth-to-mouth kiss feeding, he can do so much more now!

But Sakura has forgotten an old saying from the Dragon Kingdom.

Those who learn from me live, and those who resemble me die ~ Standing outside the vermilion gate, Umegawa Uchiku took a deep breath.

"Mom! Wife and son! I'm back! ”