Chapter 88: The underwater world is full of sky, and whoever sees the pie will never hand over cigarettes!
Nine stars again?
Many people in the outside world have a bad face.
Since Jiang Xiao appeared, the lowest difficulty has been seven-star weirdos.
A total of four participated, two of which were nine-star, and this time it was even more outrageous.
It's not clear what (adventure level) means.
But it's definitely different from the ordinary
Regarding the strange talk, some people in the barrage also began to analyze it.
γMadman Villa? How can there be such a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu in a divided psychiatric hospital? γ
[Uh, in essence, crazy people and psychopaths should be the same kind of people, both have brain problems? γ
[That's right, even a mental hospital is similar to an insane asylum, and all the people who are held are mentally ill. γ
[It's just that the diseases in the madhouse are more serious, they either behave very perverted, crazy and very lethal, or they look normal, but they are crazy and perverted inside. γ
[Hiss so scary? γ
[Horror? I don't think so, isn't this coming to Jiang Shen's home field again]
Ahh
It seems to be the same reason!
Before this began, the audience in the Dragon Kingdom began to pray.
It's just that the object of prayer is different from that of other countries.
[Ahem, I hope the weirdness in the madman's villa can resist a little bit, and hold on a little longer~]
[Amen, please forgive Jiang Shen for his sins, he is just a mental illness, and the sins he committed were not voluntary. γ
[Please, please hold on longer, I don't want you to be played by Jiang Shen early. γ
[That's right, since I watched Jiang Shen's live broadcast room, I coughed after watching the rest of the shows. γ
[Last time, Jiang Shen passed through Hengshui Prison early, and I didn't have anything to look at during the window period these days, and I couldn't sleep well. γ
The foreign forces diving in the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom were all envious when they saw this scene.
Laughing at illness and not laughing at people, Jiang Shen is really ruthless!
We are worried that our chosen one will die quickly.
They're worried that the weirdness of the weird talk won't be enough to make it!
After a blur of vision.
Jiang Xiao appeared in a small room with dark red decoration throughout.
It's not so much dark red, but infinitely close to black decoration.
Dark red walls, dark red wooden floors and ceilings, dark red chandeliers.
The big dark red bed and desk, even the bedding is dark red.
The only thing that caught the eye was a white notebook on the desk.
What is written above is 100% the rules of this madhouse!
'Jingle Bell~'
'Jingle Bell~'
The sudden sound of the alarm clock on the desk startled many of the Chosen One.
Two quick alarms were followed by a strange singing.
"Ding Dong~"
"I have a secret~"
"Tell you quietly~"
"Welcome to the entrance to heaven~"
Hiss!
In the middle of the night, do you want to engage in this scary death movement!
"Giggle, ho-ho. Woo wow wow ~ lala la la~"
I rub!
The following sudden and strange syllables made many people almost incontinent!
Isn't that the beginning yet?
Is it necessary to fix this terrifying ghost?
"Ding Dong~"
I'm dripping mom!
Still coming?!
Many of the Chosen ones rushed to their desks in a panic to turn off the alarm clock.
Of course, there are exceptions to everything.
Jiang Xiao kept waving the alarm clock in his hand and asked it extremely wise questions.
"Say! Say it quickly! What the hell is the secret to tell me quietly, you have to tell me buddy! β
Alarm clock:.
Seeing that the alarm clock didn't answer him, Jiang Xiao was also angry.
"If you don't speak, don't you want to tell me? Then I don't mind smashing you to a pulp! β
'Bang bang bang!! β
"It's weird, why can't this alarm clock be smashed, do you want me to eat you?"
looked at Jiang Xiao, who kept slamming the alarm clock on the desk.
The barrage of the dragon kingdom was silent.
However, the patients of the Third Hospital and the owner of the mentally retarded bar unconsciously stood up.
In particular, the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital in Suzhou Province has a sense of finding organization.
That's right, the spicy man is back.
[Welcome back to the president!] γ
[Tears, Ye Qing back!!] γ
[That's right, that's the smell!] That's right! γ
[Strange, it's obviously a madman's villa, but not only am I not afraid, but I actually have a fierce sense of anticipation, what's going on? γ
[Yes, I can't be scared at all. γ
[Scared? What are you kidding, the underwater world is in the sky, and whoever sees the pie will never hand over cigarettes! γ
[Wait, I'll put my brain away first, otherwise I'm afraid of being polluted.] γ
[Brothers, hurry! Hurry up and go to other live broadcast rooms to see the rules! γ
That's right!
With the character of Mr. Pai, it is impossible to open that notebook!
Just pick a live broadcast room and take a look~
So everyone poured into the live broadcast room of Sakura Country.
Well, if you choose casually, it must be a priority Nako.
(><) Anyone who understands understands ~
At this time, Nako had already turned off the alarm clock and flipped through the notes on the table.
Foreword:
You're the caretaker of a madman's villa, but the patients in this villa seem to be a little unusual, and you'd better find out what's going on (before you, the caretaker had already died twenty-eight).
Nako's snow-white heart sank.
Then I'm the twenty-ninth, right?
At the same time, it is necessary to highlight the situation.
A sick person living in a madman's villa?
What do you mean?
This sentence can be understood in many ways.
Is a madman sick?
Or are the patients here just crazy?
Abnormal?
Is it a madman anomaly or a patient anomaly? Or is it both?
It seems to be difficult.
Below the notebook are the rules.
[Rule 1: There is a group of perverts living in the madman's villa, you must not give them a chance]
[Rule 2: There are four madmen living in the madman's villa, and they are more dangerous than perverts]
[Rule 3: Don't enter room 10 at midnight]
[Rule 4: Ignore the hanged person when you see her, because it is very dangerous]
[Rule 5: As an administrator, you need to take care of everyone's food and daily life]
[Rule 6: Don't try to provoke them, whatever they ask, you'd better do it]
[Rule 7: Some patients may not come to the hall to eat, so you need to bring them the meal]
[Rule 8: The night represents fear and release]
[Rule 9: Be careful, you don't have any secrets in his eyes]
[Ordinary passing condition: live for five days]
γPerfect Passing Condition: Find the Key and Get Out of Hereγ
There are also some scattered records below.
No. 3.4
That's right, madmen, all madmen!!
No. 6.9
Is the previous Chosen One dead?
No. 7.4
I'm coming.
7.20
The environment here is so oppressive
No. 8.1
I'm twenty-one, and the atmosphere here is breathtaking.
Nako thought for a moment and picked up the pen on the side.
8.25
I am the twenty-ninth.
The Chosen One who had seen all this was silent.
They even forgot to be afraid, only knowing that the road ahead was hopeless.
This strange story looks so fierce
Not to mention anything else, a bunch of perverts, four lunatics?
Didn't see a single favorable message from start to finish, wow!
Although the rules say that he is the twenty-ninth administrator, there seem to be only five people in the note.
More of the Chosen One have chosen silence.
The only thing that seems "easy" is that you only need to survive for five days, and the normal one is seven days.
But it is precisely because of this that the Chosen One is even more afraid.
The star rating of Strange Tales has increased, and the time required to survive has become shorter.
Doesn't this mean that the difficulty has increased a lot?!
'Jingle Bell~'
'Jingle Bell~'
The alarm clock that Nako just turned off goes off again!
The alarm clock is getting more and more weird and infiltrating!
"Ding Dong ~ Someone is ringing the doorbell ~"
"Who's out there~"
"Treat pranks as a game!!
"Listen, who's crying?"
Nako turned it off a dozen times, and finally quieted the alarm clock again.
'Da~Da~Da~'
Just then, the sound of someone walking in high heels can be heard outside the hallway.
Finally, the voice stopped in front of Nako's snow-white door.
Then people outside started knocking on the door.
'Knock Knock~'
'Knock Knock~'
"Who! Keep knocking and knocking, don't you see I'm busy! β
Jiang Xiao was still fiddling with the alarm clock, and he shouted impatiently outside the door when he was interrupted.
There was a knock on the door outside.
It seems to be thinking about why this Chosen One is so fierce?
And
I can't see through the door that you're not busy, right?
"New Administrator, I'm going to have coffee, would you like to grind a little for me?"
"I don't want it! Listen to me, when you grow up, you can't always need someone to take care of you, you have to learn to do this little thing yourself! β
[Rule 6: Don't try to provoke them, whatever they ask, you'd better do it]
Of course, this doesn't matter to Jiang Xiao at all.
He didn't even look at the rules~
He Menghan outside the door frowned, was this administrator lecturing to her?
"It's your duty as an administrator to grind coffee for me, and it's your responsibility!"
"Obligation? What responsibility? β
Jiang Xiao touched his chin and thought for a while, and then suddenly realized.
"Oh! I think I seem to get it, what you're trying to say is that I'm grinding coffee for you like SpongeBob SquarePants making crab burgers, is that what I should be doing? β
What SpongeBob SquarePants and Crab Castle?
He Menghan was confused by the words of the nurse in the house.
"Listen, I don't care what SpongeBob SquarePants is, you just need to know that this is what you're supposed to do."
'Crunch~'
The room was opened by Jiang Xiao.
"You look stupid, since it's something I'm supposed to do, why didn't you tell me earlier."
After Jiang Xiao opened the door, the barrage was a little uncalm.
I'll go, this woman is a bit of a look.
[It feels like a popular star I know.] γ
[You see that, too? γ
[This leg is also equipped with high heels, really, this leg is longer than my life. γ
[Is it only my attention on the jailer that shows out in front of my high heels?] γ
[Brother, you're not alone, buddy really wants to stuff it in my mouth directly]
[Don't move!] The jailer told me to come first! In the younger brother of Naruto Uzumaki, Uzumaki mouth! γ
He Menghan raised his head arrogantly, which was a sign of extreme confidence in his appearance.
Anyway, before, any man had to scan her twice.
It's a pity that she met Jiang Xiao today.
The main thing is that she doesn't squint and doesn't sweep her bladder.
This also made He Menghan question his charm value for the first time.
Jiang Xiao's room was located in the penultimate room at the end of the corridor.
The last one is Room 10 as mentioned in the rules.
Judging from the layout, the rooms on both sides of this corridor should be where everyone lives.
The whole is a circular shape, and the villa is also only two floors.
Jiang Xiao lives on the first floor.
There are very few rooms on the second floor, only three separate small rooms that stand on three legs.
There are still a few people sitting on the sofa in the lobby on the first floor.
A little Shota is fiddling with a plastic robot.
A polite man with gold wire glasses, his eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Xiao.
There was also an honest and honest uncle who also smiled upright when he saw Jiang Xiao.
plus the woman who led Jiang Xiao out.
There are currently four people in total.
On the surface, it seems that one is more normal than the other.
Don't you look like a madman?
It is far less powerful than the visual impact of the essential oil cow knot when everyone first saw it.
"The beans are right on top of the machine."
"Of course I do! Do you think I'm a fool to come, I'm telling you, I'm not a fool, I'm just. I'm just a little bit less intelligent. β
Boy.
Behold, my Uncle Peter, what a wise speak!
In just a short paragraph, Jiang Xiao successfully attracted everyone's attention.
Jiang Xiao looked back with his dull gaze without fear.
The ending was unsurprising.
All three were persuaded by the wise look.
The man with gold wire glasses elegantly pushed his glasses and said to the uncle on the side.
"Lao Mu, I feel that the wisdom of this nurse is shining."
Before Lao Mu could speak, Jiang Xiao was the first to get excited.
"Oh! Which flash! What is that! How I didn't see anything! β
See Jiang Xiao's performance of wisdom.
He Menghan was full of black lines.
"Achi, don't bully the mentally retarded, administrator, you need to hurry up and make a cup of coffee."
"Where is there a mentally retarded person, can you tell me where he is."
Jiang Xiao was grinding coffee while still looking for mentally handicapped people
Suddenly.
The feet are off the ground, the brain is closed, and the intelligent brain has taken over the high ground again!
Jiang Xiao stopped grinding beans and looked at the coffee beans frowning, looking unhappy.
"Administrator, why did you stop?"
He Menghan's patience was about to be exhausted.
"Oh, I didn't mean to stop, I just, I just felt like the beans couldn't make the coffee."
All:???
"Why, the coffee maker is broken?"
"No, it's good, I just wanted to ask you, coffee beans are beans, right?"
What?
Why did this nervous-looking administrator suddenly ask about this?
Seeing that the others were not going to speak, the man with gold-wire glasses caught up with the conversation.
"Yes, coffee beans are beans, is there anything wrong with that? Clever Jiang Xiao caregiver? β
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xiao was instantly furious!
"It's beans! It's supposed to be soy milk, it's not coffee, man! β
'Smack! β
The half-ground coffee beans were smashed by Jiang Xiao along with the mortar.
"Why do you think I'm stupid to grind coffee from beans? It's easy to deceive! β
Looking at the furious Jiang Xiao, He Menghan's mind hadn't turned for a while.
Yes, coffee beans are obviously beans, why are they called coffee?
γCome and feel. γ
[Coffee beans are actually a fruit, so they are not counted as beans.] γ
[Then why are coffee beans not called coffee cherries?] γ
[Ahh Maybe it's because coffee beans are originally called coffee beans.]
[So what should we call coffee?] Coffee juice? γ
[Silly, I see that you didn't think about it when you said this, so it's more appropriate to call it coffee soy milk, right? ] γ
γMade! That's what I want, but it's not enough! γ
[Yes, Jiang Shen, take out your strength]
[I want to see Jiang Xiao hurry up and torture that thief and pull a beautiful female madman! ] γ
OK, four chapters complete.
Next, I have to go to the editor of the cute girl to see.,Will the scale enter the small black room.
(End of chapter)