Chapter 89: Peanut Sundae!
He Menghan shook his head.
Now is not the time to dwell on this issue.
This new administrator actually dared to show her face and smash the plate?!
He Menghan: (*'Π*) "Pick up the plate, I'll let you pick it up!" β
Jiang Xiao: (angry'Π angry) "I don't! Unless you want to try Patrick's Iron Fist! Lady! It doesn't taste good! β
When did He Menghan's dignity be provoked by this kind?
Mr. Pai has never been wronged.
The two looked at each other angrily, the tip of the needle was at Mai Mang, and no one was convinced!
"Uncle Administrator, Aunt He, don't quarrel, Xiaoqing will help Lingmo."
The cute little boy stops the two who are about to clash.
Seeing the children's persuasion, and He Menghan didn't plan to conflict with this administrator in broad daylight, he snorted coldly and went upstairs.
Jiang Xiao sat on the sofa unceremoniously.
That is, the middle position of the man with gold wire glasses and the uncle of the fool.
The man with gold wire glasses looked at Jiang Xiao's stupid appearance and couldn't help but lick his lips.
As for the uncle, he seemed to be worried about the safety of the little boy, and his eyes were fixed on the little boy from beginning to end.
"New Administrator, I think you seem crazy?"
"Crazy? Are you calling me crazy? β
Jiang Xiao sneered.
"Haha, I think you misunderstood sir, in fact I just"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xiao's face became sluggish.
"Huh? What about coffee beans! Where are my coffee beans? It's just here! β
Xiaoqing looked at the coffee beans and mortar he had just picked up in his hand in a daze.
Thinking about whether to put them back on the ground.
The man with gold-wire glasses couldn't help but pull his glasses down.
Hiss!
Is this buddy's thinking so out-of-the-box?
I can't keep up with his rhythm.
Even the honest uncle who had been silent couldn't help but speak.
"Mud baby? The brain is astringent, astringent, and too bright! β
"No, I'm not stupid at all, I'm just a little mentally retarded."
All:.
"Not Stupid at All" and "A Little Mentally Handicapped"
Sometimes being speechless to a person is often just such a moment.
Seeing everyone's incredulous eyes, Jiang Xiao also set out a demonstration.
"Don't believe me? You see, this is a fool! β
Jiang Xiao: (O . oοΌοΌo . OοΌ(οΉ*)
All:???
Vonima!
It turns out that proving yourself to be a fool really doesn't need superfluous actions at all.
This administrator just showed Nima vividly with a few ordinary expressions!
"Mom, what kind of animal is that?"
I don't know when, a little girl with pink carving appeared in the corridor, pointing at Jiang Xiao and asking the woman next to her.
The woman touched the girl's head and replied amiably.
"That's crap, baby, that's not normal."
"Hahaha~"
Jiang Xiao smiled wisely and stretched out his hand to say hello to the mother and daughter on the second floor, and then showed off to the man with glasses with a proud face.
"Haha, do you see, they praise me for not being an ordinary person! You'll have to call me Dr. Patrick and Mr. Professor! β
'Bang~'
The marble floor was directly stepped out of a big pit by Jiang Xiao, who was so happy that he jumped to his feet.
Vonima.
The uncle's face was frightened, it was really hammered, this baby's brain is absolutely not bright!
I can't hear any good words, but this body seems to be very strong!
Even the man with gold-wire glasses couldn't help but step aside a little.
The rumor is true, the fool has a lot of strength~
The eyes of the woman and the little girl on the second floor narrowed.
What's the situation, this doesn't match the script?
Not only is your brain not good, but it seems to be quite strong?
Is this an administrator?
Or the new crazy roommate?
At the moment, he seems to be quite insane.
The little boy went upstairs without saying a word.
The man with gold-wire glasses and the uncle followed closely and were about to leave.
That's right, they need time to digest Jiang Xiao's operation.
"Wait! You can't go yet, I don't know what to do when you're gone. β
No one paid attention to him, and they walked faster one by one!
Only the little boy pursed the corners of his mouth when he went upstairs, turned his head and said to Jiang Xiao.
"Dinner is 7:30, and as the caretaker, you have to cook a meal for us."
"Wait, man! I'm not the yellow square, I'm the pink spike! Want to make a crab burger? I think you're looking for the wrong person. β
What the hell is this administrator talking about?
Can't communicate at all!
The little boy couldn't stand it anymore and went straight to his room on the second floor.
"Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Here, no matter how much you pretend, it's useless~"
"By the way, we have seven adults and two children here, and you must make enough for us to eat."
The mother of the little girl on the second floor is gone, but the little girl is still there.
She sat on the edge of the stairs and shook her little feet.
Jiang Xiao glanced at her, and rarely didn't open his mouth.
"I hope you're right, little girl, but I think the pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete, because the length of the screw can easily affect the torque of the excavator, and when you smash it hard, he will produce a lot of high-energy protein in an instant."
The little girl stood up from the stairs with a stunned expression.
It's not that I'm afraid, but the curiosity in my eyes is the majority, this is what my mother said is not a normal person?
"Hey, are you usually like this? What's your name? Is it called Jiang Xiao? β
"Jiang Xiao? I think you must be misremembering. β
"But you're still young, I don't blame you, first snot and then pants, I call Mr. Pi you remember!"
At this time, the rest of the Chosen One also received the task of grinding coffee.
And there is an extremely rare situation where the casualty rate in this link is actually zero?
Only Naiko frowned, not daring to be careless at all.
Odd?
It doesn't seem to be dangerous at the moment, right?
Didn't it say that there was a bunch of perverts and four madmen?
Could it be that there are normal people in this mad villa in addition to perverts and madmen?
Wait a minute
It's not normal, it's normal, it's a little terrible!
I always feel like something is wrong.
She turned to look at the polite man with gold wire glasses and Uncle Geng Zhi.
The two of them smiled politely at her, and there was no superfluous movement.
Nako's heart sank.
She knew something was wrong.
Their own talents seem to be ineffective against them?!
They didn't even take the initiative to talk to themselves?
Nako is not narcissistic, but her talent is like this, and the situation in front of her is obviously beyond her comprehension.
Only the little boy named Ah Qing is very clingy to her, and he keeps calling one sister after another.
Let's put the strange thoughts under control.
Perhaps, you can ask for information from a child
It's just that there are four people in the hall now, and Naiko doesn't dare to act rashly for the time being.
Survive five days?
She wasn't sure.
The calmer the surface, the more chills in people's hearts.
Gotta find out the key and get out of here!
More than ninety Chosen One were all making small calculations in their hearts.
But it's too hard to find a way out of the limited rules.
And this strange talk also limited the opportunity for the outside world to be reminded.
Even if the Jiang God of the Dragon Kingdom cleared the customs, they couldn't get an answer.
Speaking of Jiang Xiao.
He was now in the kitchen, and he had sorted out a lot of ingredients in front of him.
"That's right, as SpongeBob SquarePants' best friend, Patrick, there's no reason why I can't make delicious food."
But
But he doesn't remember what SpongeBob ever fed him.
Pregnant!
Peanut sundae!
That's all I remember!
Seeing Jiang Xiao's excited expression on his face, the feeling in the barrage was instantly not good.
[If you don't understand, just ask, why is Jiang Xiao laughing so perverted? ] γ
[Jiang Shen smiled, life and death are unpredictable. γ
[It's hard to imagine what a person like him can make.] γ
[You forgot? He took Shi Shi to cook with him before, and his skills are okay. γ
[Are you sure Jiang Xiao can treat these guys in the mad villa the same way as Shi Shi and them? ] γ
What is Shi Shi's cute baby, what is the appearance and personality of those cute babies?
Can the criticism in the madman's villa be compared to a strand of Shi Shi's hair?
[He started to do it, huh? The starting hand is actually ketchup base? γ
[But, isn't it too much?] γ
Jiang Xiaokuku squeezed nearly half of the porcelain pot tomato sauce, a very large porcelain basin, the kind that had to open his arms to pick it up.
[Good guys, the whole madhouse can't be used so much in a year, right? ] γ
[Maybe it's the kind of food that requires a lot of ketchup?] γ
After squeezing the ketchup.
Jiang Xiao squinted his eyes again and took out dozens of onions.
"Ada, Ada, Ada~~~~"
Without washing, I cut half a basket of dirty onions into thick slices and poured them into tomato sauce.
γOnion?γ γ
γOnion with tomato sauce?γ If you don't understand, just ask, what kind of food is he going to make? γ
After cutting the onion, Jiang Xiao began to look for something everywhere without a head.
"Hey, strange, what about peanuts? Oops, there are no peanuts here, what should I do now? β
γTomato sauce + onion + peanuts?γ What can this horse do? γ
[Fortunately, there are no peanuts, otherwise I wouldn't have imagined what it tasted like.] γ
[I don't know how it tastes, but the shape must be very buried!] γ
"Huh?"
Unable to find peanuts, Jiang Xiao's eyes were fixed on several large barrels of raw peanut oil on the stove.
"If you don't have peanuts, this peanut oil should be about the same, right?"
"That's right, that's it, just one word, Patrick, you're a real genius!"
All:????
[Wait, hey! This is far from being a horse! γ
[The difference between one word, the difference of a thousand miles]
[But what Jiang Xiao said also makes sense, after all, it's just one word missing~]
[Upstairs buddy, what kind of fairy brain circuit are you? ] γ
[Let me ask you, is it just one word? γ
'Ton~Ton~Ton~Ton~'
Several large barrels of peanut oil were also put into the porcelain basin by Jiang Xiao.
This.
Crowd: (mouth*)...
[I'm rubbing, what the hell is he trying to do? γ
Everyone's name for it has changed from food to food at the beginning to the current stuff.
It took less than three minutes.
[Oh, I see, what he wants to do is a peanut sundae!] γ
(End of chapter)