Woman:???

I only knew that this administrator was sick, but I didn't expect it to be so sick!

"Xiao Ran, come to my mother's side, don't stay with this weird uncle."

The little girl reluctantly returned the straw to Jiang Xiao and returned to her mother's side.

"Mom, Uncle Administrator is really a genius, he's not"

"Shut up!"

The woman reprimanded the girl and strictly forbade the little girl to approach Jiang Xiao alone.

"What's wrong? It's time to eat immediately, why did Aunt Xiu scold Xiao Ran again. ”

The man with gold wire glasses from before also went out.

Because he had to eat, he also elegantly stuffed a square towel in the pocket above his suit.

The beautiful woman from before, the foolish uncle, and the cute little boy all came out.

However, the doors of the three rooms on the second floor had no intention of opening at all.

It wasn't time yet, so everyone sat at the table and waited silently.

Among them, the eyes of the man with gold wire glasses were extremely playful, and he never left Jiang Xiao's body from beginning to end.

The little girl tugged at her mother's sleeve and whispered something in her ear.

"What?!"

Aunt Xiu's voice instantly rose an octave.

"Why are you so stupid, he said that two cents and five is two cents and five? Is his bubble made of gold? ”

"Jiang Xiao, you even cheated on children's candy! Can you get a face?! ”

Xiao Ran grabbed the woman's sleeve, and weakly said that she begged Jiang Xiao to teach her, and the administrator's uncle was not a liar.

But Aunt Xiu is also unrelenting, not only making it clear that she will not help Xiao Ran pay the candy she owes.

has been mocking Jiang Xiao in a weird way, with no skin and no face, deceiving children's candy.

If Jiang Xiao doesn't give an explanation, then she doesn't mind letting him know the fate of cheating on the child.

Everyone's eyes locked on tonight's protagonist Jiang Xiao.

Interesting~

They want to see what this sick administrator plans to do with the matter at hand?

"What are you all looking at me for? Is anyone talking about me or something? ”

Wise eyes matched with wise tones.

No doubt.

Aunt Xiu's lungs are about to be blown up!

Wang Defa ?!!

"I'm here on horseback, babbling and scolding you for half a point! You didn't even hear a word about it?!! ”

For the first time in her lifetime, she experienced what it was like to play the piano to a cow!

"You just scolded me? Why are you scolding me, Patrick doesn't understand what annoying thing he's done. ”

"You lied to the kid's candy!"

"Nothing! After all, men and women are not kissed, the air force covers the infantry, this is a blasphemy against performance art, it is frozen and destroyed in an anthill, besides, there is no microwave oven, how can you let me decipher the German code. ”

"How can there be a guy who picks up his armpit hair at dinner without looking at the monitoring, no matter how powerful Kong Ming is, can he beat Zhuge Liang, all in all, the initial stage of the child will obey his parents, as he grows older, the child will slowly criticize his parents and then forgive his parents, after all, no matter how bitter it is, it can't be bitter sister-in-law."

All:.

Obviously, I can understand every word, but when combined together, I don't understand the meaning at all.

Aunt Xiu took a deep breath

She wants to do something about this neurotic!

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, let's eat first, and ask Uncle Administrator to bring out dinner."

The little boy kept staring at the big clock in the hall, and once again interrupted the two men who were about to fight.

In just one afternoon.

Jiang Xiao has already offended He Menghan and Aunt Xiu.

You know, in a given situation, women's hatred will be even more crazy than men's!

When you see this pot on the table. Anyway, you haven't thought of any good adjectives.

A lump?

A beach?

Well, still a lump.

Are you sure this water urine soup is for people to eat?

The little boy stirred the contents of the basin with an expression of extreme horror.

The disgusting feel of the oil and the sour taste.

There's also a spicy eye-catching rush!

What a pot of oil in the world!

What kind of mental state does the administrator have to make this "food"?

The people in the live broadcast room were also stunned.

They also didn't expect that after just over an hour of fermentation.

This pot of stuff looks even more disgusting.

The three ingredients are completely indistinguishable from each other

The man with gold wire glasses pushed his uncle's arm and asked in a low voice.

"You say, this guy can't be drugged in it, right? Want to take us off? ”

The uncle's face was full of strangeness, as if he was wondering why he could say such a thing.

"I don't know much about what you call the food of the people, but mile, no matter if it's poisonous sister poison, Voss can eat it in one bite!"

Also~

The food is all made like this, not to mention people, and dogs don't take a second look, right?

"Xiao Ran, you go upstairs first."

Aunt Xiu's words were cold, and there was no emotion in them.

Before she was just angry, now she feels insulted!

Take what the pot pig doesn't eat and give it to yourself?

Just when Aunt Xiu was about to make a move, He Menghan interrupted her by speaking.

"Well, Mr. Administrator, there's still someone upstairs who hasn't eaten, I think you should send them over first."

Aunt Xiu's eyes lit up!

Yes, it is cheaper for this kind of person to die in his own hands.

His fate should be to die at the hands of those madmen upstairs~

"You don't eat it?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Well, I'm sorry you don't know how to enjoy delicious food~"

'Humm~'

After speaking, Jiang Xiao took the spoon and scooped a big spoonful into his mouth.

'Gollum~~~Hiccup~'

And he didn't swallow it directly, but swallowed it after "gurgling" it in his mouth.

it!

This is a werewolf, one point more than a ruthless man!

Everyone: Σ(°△°|||(mouth')...

The man with gold-wire glasses took out the square towel in his pocket and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

The uncle's and boy's mouths opened in an O-shape.

The two women swallowed in disbelief.

They just wanted to know, how did Jiang Xiao swallow this thing?

No, no, no, no

This kind of problem doesn't need to be considered at all, because this administrator is definitely not normal!

Not just mentally and physically, it's abnormal in all aspects!

"Huh? My stomach is rumbling."

This spoonful is full of oil, right?

Who rings if you don't ring?

Under the urging of everyone, Jiang Xiao still went to the second floor with the basin.

'Knock Knock~'

"Hello, I'm the new administrator, bringing you food."

"Come in, the door is unlocked~"

'Crunch~'

Jiang Xiao pushed the door in, and the room inside was light red, and it emitted a pungent smell.

Something doesn't seem quite right with the old man living inside?

I saw him holding a mobile phone in his arms, and the goose box goose box smirked non-stop.

Old Wangtou: () Goo hey hey~

Through the babbling sound played outside the mobile phone, Jiang Xiao's humanity was instantly awakened by the old man!

What a golden gun, people don't fall old, and their hearts are not old!

Hiss~

Listening to this movement, it should be Sakura's prosecutor series if you taste it carefully?

"Uncle, why don't you eat first, I have to hurry to the next one."

"Oops, oops, don't squeak! It's getting excited! ”

The old man glanced up dissatisfied.

"Tsk, why is it a man again, bad luck! I'm going to eat it right away. ”

Waiting for you to finish watching this one?

No way?

Take Jiang Xiao's experience of hearing and recognizing the progress bar.

Now this obscene old man has just seen the heroine explore the base, and he hasn't even reached the stage of being caught.

Even this old man doesn't bring fast forward!

If you don't fast-forward when watching special effects, it is estimated that nine out of ten people can't do it!

"Hehe, according to my audio-visual progress technology, this film is 2:23:47 seconds, and you just saw a little more than 3 to 4 minutes in the middle now, and you finished watching it right away? What are you talking about with me? ”

Yo!

Here's a connoisseur!

The old man's eyes lit up, and for the first time, he raised his head and looked at Jiang Xiao seriously.

"Yo roar! You understand, boy! Come, come and sit! ”

Jiang Xiao's face turned red, and he scratched the back of his head shyly.

(⌒⌒) "Just kidding, I know so well!" ”

As I said before, there are a lot of mental illnesses in the Castle Peak Psychiatric Hospital that have been stained with yellow and broken brains.

Jiang Xiao, as the existence of the leader of a hundred schools, can be said to be extremely proficient in this aspect!

The Sakura and Ryukuni people in the barrage were silent.

As for why, everyone who understands understands

[Bridge bean sack, I affirm, it's weird to see that the special effects are not from our cherry blossoms! ] IP: Sakura】

[Assi, I've heard your Ya Yan Butterfly Ya Yan Butterfly's characteristic language, and I still want to quibble about Smecta! IP: Kimchi】

【Yaga! In this field, you kimchi are not ordinary people! IP: Sakura】

[What are you talking about, why can't I understand a word? IP: Dragon Country】

[This old man looks a lot like Smecta of Sakura!] IP: Kimchi】

Let's take a closer look.

Not really!

Except for the characteristic mustache under the nose and a mouthful of old yellow teeth.

His eyes also revealed an extremely obscene temperament.

The clothes on my body were oily, stained with I don't know what dirt I don't know.

(End of chapter)