Chapter 90: Art ~ It's Patrick!
Peanut sundae?!
[Dude, what's the peanut sundae?] γ
[That's SpongeBob SquarePants wants to eat ice cream sundae one morning, forget it, it's too complicated to say, you just need to know that this is one of the top delicacies in SpongeBob SquarePants.] γ
Top cuisine?
Everyone looked at the large porcelain basin on the screen.
Thick tomato sauce base.
It's full of onion slices.
At the end, there is a thick layer of old butter, which perfectly blends the three things together.
[You can't die immediately if you eat this thing? γ
[Before, I thought that the original sashimi of Umegawa Uchiku was fierce enough.] γ
[It seems that our vision pattern is still smaller. γ
Dinner at 7:30, it's just before 6 o'clock.
It only took Jiang Xiao five minutes to solve the dinner of so many patients in the madhouse.
"From this, Patrick is indeed a genius chef, and I might be able to go to the Krabs Castle King for an interview, so I can be with SpongeBob SquarePants every day."
Mr. Pai's voice was flat, but it was full of confidence.
But the audience in the live broadcast room saw that big basin of oil shaking.
Not to mention the King of Crab Castle, it is estimated that the sea tyrants dislike him.
"Hey little girl, would you like to play a bubble blowing game with me?"
Jiang Xiao, who walked out of the restaurant, found that the little girl on the stairs had not yet left, and was still pestle on the railing.
The little girl shook her head, indicating that she could not go without her mother.
"But you've been pestle there and look like a telephone pole, it's so stupid."
"You're stupid!"
The little girl stood up resentfully.
As if she couldn't get angry, her little nose wrinkled, and she grimaced at Jiang Xiao.
"My mother said that you are not a normal person, you are a big fool!"
"I'm not a big fool, my bubbles blow very beautifully, I can blow you whatever you want!"
The little girl paused as she was about to go back to her room, and leaned back against the railing of the staircase.
The tone was mocking with three points of ridicule and three points of disbelief.
"Then you blow it to me?"
"Blow it! You just see, okay, you are! β
Jiang Xiao strode back to the kitchen, found an empty bottle filled with water, and mixed it with dish soap and a little sugar.
There was no bubble wand, so he found a drink straw instead.
OK, it's done!
Seeing Jiang Xiao, who had just entered the kitchen for less than two minutes, ran out.
The girl's expression was even more disdainful.
She didn't believe the Administrator could blow any good bubbles now.
"What do you want to see! Patrick can blow it out! β
"I want to see Big Bubbles!"
"How big?"
"The super big kind!"
Jiang Xiao quickly picked up the straw and slapped it into the bottle a few times.
Then he started blowing with a serious puff of cheeks.
Hey?
Didn't break in seconds?
Did it really make him blow it?
Hiss.
Wait a minute?
Everyone's hearts were full of chuckles.
Is this a bubble?
Something is a little wrong with this look, right?
Wow!!
Crowd: ('Π)!!
The handful of gummies in the little girl's hand also fell to the ground, and her face was full of shock!
Little Girl: () Oh!!
What the heck?!!!
How did this thing blow out of the shape of Aristotle with bubbles?
It's still presented in 3D!
'Smack'
Bubbles burst.
Jiang Xiao frowned, seemingly very dissatisfied.
I used a straw to simmer the water a few more times.
Again puffed out his cheeks.
That's when he blew out a bubble man in the shape of SpongeBob SquarePants.
'Smack'
Broken again.
Jiang Xiao, who does not believe in evil, tried for the third time.
This time, he played out a Patrick Prince on horseback.
γMy Drop Momγ
[Is there anyone?] Give me a slap in the face and wake me up hard! γ
[I'm sorry, I apologize for the remarks I made earlier that Jiang Shen was a psychopath. γ
[Is he really a genius?] γ
[A hammer of art, a stroke of abstract painting, do you think? ] γ
[You can call him stupid, or you can call him a pink demon, but you]
[But you can't deny Patrick's bursting artistic cells~]
[As we all know, art~ can also be called Patrick. γ
[This can no longer be described by God appreciating food, there is no doubt that God fed him mouth-to-mouth after chewing the rice!] γ
The barrage reacted.
The little girl was still in a state of bewilderment.
Mrs. is so shocked!
Bubbles can still blow like this?
I lose!
This wave of operations is really using a knife to slash her ass
Uncle Administrator seems to be bragging!
'Smack'~
One of the angel bubble people that was blown at the end also shattered.
Patrick put the bubble water on the table with a disappointed expression.
"Maybe you're right, I'm a waste, I can't blow the big bubble you said, you just know, it's the kind of big bubble that's big, very round."
All:.
Are you trash?
So what are we?
The little girl was stunned.
She had just turned four years old when she experienced what it was like to be Versailles.
I saw the little girl running over at a high speed.
The word adoration was already written on her face.
Xiao Ran: ()"I want to learn!" I want to learn!! Uncle Administrator, can you teach me well~"
[Three small ones in the same paragraph? γ
[I have to say that Jiang Xiao does have a set of ways to deal with little girls. γ
[Only I noticed the little girl's white silk? γ
[What nonsense? That's ice cream!! γ
γIce cream?γ Speaking of this, I'm not sleepy~]
[Everyone, please take a moment, yes, it's still me, in the younger brother of Naruto Uzumaki, in the mouth of the whirlpool, where is the ice cream? γ
[Don't be in a hurry to throw it away after eating, lend me two mouthfuls of socks.] γ
[What a beast]
There was a joke on the barrage.
Jiang Xiao couldn't be half happy.
"Oh no, as you can see, I can't blow that big bubble, I don't have that thing called art bacteria, so I probably can't teach you anything."
Eh, sure enough.
Patrick can't do without SpongeBob SquarePants
Mian, do you hear me, Pie is thinking about you~
The little girl on the side was about to burst into tears, and she pulled Jiang Xiao's sleeve and didn't let go.
"Teach, teach! Teach me to blow one, please. β
"Two cents and five one!"
Yes?
The little girl was stunned.
Jiang Xiao glanced at her and repeated.
"Teach you to blow bubbles, two cents and five one, this is the rule set by SpongeBob SquarePants, although I am stupid, but for SpongeBob SquarePants, I remember very clearly!"
Two cents five.
The little girl rubbed her shabby little dress.
It should be a good deal to learn this powerful bubble for two cents and five cents.
But she doesn't have any money.
"Don't you have any money?"
The little girl nodded, then shook her head quickly.
"I, I'll go to my mom and ask for some."
With that, the little girl ran to her room.
But halfway through the run, she stopped again.
grabbed the gummy that had just fallen on the ground and didn't have time to pick it up, and ran back again.
"These candies are all for you, can you teach me to blow one? One will do. β
The little girl was cautious for fear of rejection.
Jiang Xiao touched his chin and thought for a while, and finally reluctantly agreed.
"Well, it's not easy to meet a good person like me."
The little girl hurriedly picked up the straw and dipped it before putting it in her mouth.
'Smack'~
It broke before it could be blown up.
"I, I, I."
actually behaved so badly, the little girl was helpless with a straw.
She has no extra candy.
The opportunity that three pieces of candy exchanged for was wasted.
"Hey man, you have to listen to me, you have to take your time, blowing bubbles is like life, the more you hurry, the more you fail, you blow another one and I'll see."
"But, but I don't have any more cents, and I don't have any sweets."
"No more candy? I can lend it to you! β
Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.
The little girl was stunned for a moment, and handed the candy to Jiang Xiao again.
"Then I'll buy it again."
This time she was careful and finally blew the bubbles up.
But it has not reached the ideal size and broke again.
"I, I'm not"
"It's okay, I can borrow you again, you do it again."
Jiang Xiao lent the candy in his hand to the little girl.
Xiao Ran: ()() "Hmm, uncle, you're weird! β
The little girl handed the candy back to Jiang Xiao.
"Wait, don't blow yet."
Jiang Xiao stopped Xiao Ran, who was about to blow bubbles.
"Well, this is a trick that SpongeBob taught me, and I won't be at first, remember, now besides Squidward, you're the fourth person to learn it! But this trick requires two cents and five. β
Two cents five?
"Me, can I lend you another two cents and a half? I mean, borrow candy for two cents and a half. β
"Oh, of course, that's what SpongeBob did to me back then."
Once again, the two closed the deal.
"Okay man! The crux of the matter is that, first of all, we pick up the straw and have to turn it like this!! β
"Shake your head three times, 1, 2, 3."
"Then dive left and right! Hmm~~~"
"And voila! Stand on your right foot and remember this!! β
"Now turn in circles~~~~"
"Left 3 Circles ~ Right 3 Circles ~"
"And then so! Such! Such? Such! This way, this, this way! β
"Whew~"
A magnificent palace big bubble was blown out by Jiang Xiao.
"Wow~~~"
Xiao Ran has stars in his eyes!
Thanks to the big age gap between the two, otherwise Jiang Xiao would have become a little girl's prince charming.
"Xiao Ran!"
At that moment, a woman appeared at the door of a room and looked angrily at the two people in the hall on the first floor.
"Xiao Ran, didn't I tell you just now, this kind of person is a waste! How did you play with him! β
"Mom, he's not a waste, he's a genius."
"Obasan over there, who do you say is the waste? Where is it? Why didn't I see it? I would like to say that whether you want to believe it or not, at the beautiful Bikini Beach, beneath every cave, there is a miracle hidden. β
(End of chapter)