Chapter 348: Giving You a Face

In the same way, the grimace on the outside seemed to have a look of surprise that was visible to the naked eye.

"Huh?"

Jiang Xiao sighed lightly, this window is actually dead, and the glass on it is fixed, and it can't be pushed open.

'Knock Knock~'

I couldn't help but knock on the glass.

"You're coming in?"

Grimace: "? ”

Is this person so boundary-free?

Jiang Xiao also wanted to ask him if he was the funny man who came over in the evening, but the other party gradually disappeared.

Bao Lebin in the lower bunk has been completely paralyzed.

Under Jiang Xiao's mysterious operation, he was so frightened that he almost forgot to breathe.

Isn't this guy sick in the head?

"Do you know him?"

Looking at Bao Lebin, who was staring wide-eyed, Jiang Xiao asked.

I know a guy who shakes his head like a flower stick, desperately denying it.

"Then do you still go to the bathroom?"

It's already out of bed, it's okay to go for a trip, and Jiang Xiao himself has a hint of urine, don't underestimate it is just a trace, if you think it's not strong and let it go, then it will be infinitely enlarged in your bladder.

"No, brother, I don't have to go."

Well?

This product can't get enough pee, didn't he just want to die or live to accompany him to the toilet?

Seeing Bao Lebin's face slightly red, he pressed the quilt tightly, as if there was something underneath that couldn't see the light.

Jiang Xiao's expression gradually became strange

"It's not. Are you wetting the bed? ”

"Don't don't, brother, shhh, be quiet!"

Bao Lebin couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and immediately explained.

"Don't make a noise, don't pee much, I use body temperature. Cook it dry overnight with confidence. ”

Is it a question of how much you urinate or how little you urine, or whether you can dry it out?

"Are you sure? This thing dries up and I feel more sassy than it was in a wet state. It smells even more fishy. ”

"It's okay, me. Well? ”

Bao Lebin glanced at Jiang Xiao suspiciously, how did this guy know so much?

That's it~

Since the goods have been solved on the spot, Jiang Xiao has no choice but to go alone.

As for the rules

[Rule 7: If you want to go to the toilet at night, it is recommended that you bring your roommate, which may give you some security]

Hug a little, Jiang Xiao doesn't have the habit of being stared at when he goes to the toilet, otherwise he will not be able to pee.

"I'm really convinced, a toilet has to be built so far."

The bedrooms and bathrooms of a normal house are not far from each other, but this funeral parlor is really strange, you have to leave the hallway, go around the hall, and finally pass through the large warehouse where the body is stored, and then you can get to the toilet.

And what I want to make the audience in the live broadcast room complain the most.

The toilets in the funeral home are huge, and they are exactly the same as the public places that many people go to school in high school.

Obviously, there is a funeral home with three or two big cats and kittens, and the toilet Nima is built so big?

Apart from Jiang Xiao and Cuntou, the curator and the night watchman, is there anyone else here?

The main thing is that although it is large, the distance between them is very small, very crowded, and divided into several rows.

The urinal - the poop trough - the urinal - the poop trough has been lined up in several columns.

At least it can accommodate hundreds of people at the same time.

The slogans "One small step forward, one big step towards civilization" and "Come and rush in a hurry" painted on the wall are even more full of memories of countless viewers in the live broadcast room.

Similarly, Jiang Xiao was also very curious.

But he hadn't read a book, and the public restrooms in Aoyama were the kind of cubicles one by one.

He was just curious about this shape similar to a dry toilet, but he didn't have anything to complain about in his heart, so it was the characteristic of the funeral home.

Well?

Jiang Xiao, who walked to the door, stopped.

Is there movement in the toilet?

It seems to be the sound of 'pop~pop~', and it's very rhythmic all at once.

It was as if I sensed that someone was coming outside, and the movement inside had stopped.

Jiang Xiao didn't think much about it, and walked in directly, he just wanted to return to his warm quilt after quickly finishing the water.

Thinking that it was so cold outside, and that he would have to walk so far back to his room later, Jiang Xiao was angry.

"It's really cerebral palsy, and the toilet was built so far away."

"Ahem~"

A cough suddenly appeared in the squatting pit behind Jiang Xiao.

"Who's to say it's not~"

Hearing this gloomy voice echoing himself, Jiang Xiao continued to complain dissatisfied.

"Right? It should be smashed and rebuilt, the weather is getting colder and colder, and it is not easy to go on this trip. ”

However, this time the other party did not answer, but laughed a few times.

"Hey, hey, buddy, do you have any paper? Lend me something. ”

"You didn't bring paper?"

O man of God!

Jiang Xiao has never done this kind of stupid thing to go to the toilet without paper since he was thirteen years old.

Excited, Jiang Xiao turned around directly, eager to see who this without paper was.

Unexpectedly, he just turned around

"Huh?"

"it!"

It's over, I forgot that I haven't finished urinating yet, and the toilet is too crowded, resulting in the high-pressure water gun being thrown directly into the face of the person who is squatting.

"Wozhi! I'm *&#了! ”

Wipe!

Jiang Xiao was also embarrassed, and quickly changed his posture to a sideways position.

"What's inside, I'm sorry, I, cough, what's inside, I forgot."

I'm ready to apologize to this unfortunate bastard.

But when I turned around, I found that the person on the pit was gone!

Hey?

"Brother, brother?"

"Brother, are you still there? Don't hide, I'm so sorry, it's up to me for this matter, so, you give me your clothes, and I ask my roommate to wash it for you? ”

Hiss?

What about people?

Jiang Xiao can guarantee that this person was behind him just now, why was he embarrassed to hide after urinating by himself?

"Brother, if you can't do it, you can scold me twice? Elder brother? ”

There was no movement at all in the huge toilet, except for Jiang Xiao's own echo.

Jiang Xiao is still looking for his brother, but the live broadcast room of the Dragon Kingdom has already exploded.

[Wo Ri? 】

[Brother Jiang Xiao, can you move your funny brain, in other words, haven't you noticed anything wrong? ] 】

[The person who borrowed the paper reminded me of a ghost story I heard on campus]

"I've heard that if you lend him the paper, your life will be borrowed in seven days. 】

[Don't scare me, it's really so evil? 】

[I don't know the specifics, but I heard that at midnight, borrowing paper in the toilet seems to have a saying. 】

[What kind of paper is borrowed?] It's life that is borrowed! 】

The live broadcast room is cold, and only those few brothers who understand the origin of borrowing paper at midnight for everyone to popularize science.

[Uh, if you don't understand, just ask, can you escape from this situation? ] 】

[You can not borrow, but the normal situation is not for you. 】

[How to crack that?] 】

[Learn from Jiang Shen, is it okay to directly nourish him? ] 】

Ahh

[If you can pee out at that time, you can say this kind of thing, right? 】

In the end, Jiang Xiao didn't see what this person who borrowed paper looked like, so he had no choice but to go back for the time being.

The first thing I did after I went back was to tell Bao Lebin about it.

"I feel that it should be the curator, maybe I can't wipe my face, I'm afraid of being embarrassed, so I ran away."

(End of chapter)