Chapter 349: The female corpse is invincible

Bao Lebin wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.

If it's really the curator, it's really worth laughing at, but what if the unlucky dad who was urinated on his face wasn't it?

The toilets of the funeral home often have things that Bao Lebin can't understand.

But Bao Lebin didn't dare to talk to Jiang Xiao, because it might violate the rules of the funeral home.

"What are you doing?!"

Bao Lebin looked at Martin standing in the corner in disbelief, accompanied by the sound of rushing water.

"What's wrong? If you don't accompany me to the toilet, I can only solve it on the spot. ”

Bao Lebin: "? ”

"You're a strong man in his thirties standing in the room peeing?"

"Do you have an opinion?"

is different from the one-meter-five Okato Hirozuka, Martin can really fight a 185 muscular hunk, and he doesn't have any cowardice towards Bao Lebin, of course, he didn't dare to take the initiative to do anything to Bao Lebin, but reasoned.

"In our employee handbook, it doesn't mention that you can't pee in your room, right?"

Bao Lebin:

Lighthouse Live Room: ???

[Riding a horse, it's a bit outrageous, right? ] Even Jiang Xiao, a mental illness, knows that he can't urinate in the house! 】

[There is no Jiang Xiao in the world, or everyone is Jiang Xiao]

[One Jiang Xiao's condition has improved, but thousands of Jiang Xiao have stood up. 】

[Jiang's strange talk about the law, it's really awesome to step on a horse! ] 】

[I thought Jiang Xiao was a personal name, but now I know that this is a synonym. 】

[Do you think that such a little cleverness is very powerful? 】

[I'll just ask you if this trick is good, right? 】

work well

It's really easy to make.

Because the rules don't say no, it's okay.

[By the way, what about Sakura's perverted Hirozuka Okato? He couldn't really sleep with the female corpse, right? 】

[I'm sorry, I think you're thinking too simply, just hugging, can you satisfy him?] 】

At the moment, many people seemed to have thought of something, and they poured into Sakura's live broadcast room.

At this time, Okato Hirozuka's expression was entangled.

Things are going a little differently than he thought at first?

I thought I had a talisman + a perfect giant perfect simulation doll that can be replicated in 1:1 ratio every day.

But now it doesn't seem to be the same thing at all, right?

This woman stinks.

No, it doesn't smell bad, it has a strange smell anyway, it's not good, it's not bad.

And the most difficult thing for him to accept is that some very light corpse spots have appeared on the woman's corpse, and it is estimated that it will be a matter of time before they rot.

Of course.

Just in case.

Okado Hirozuka still carried the female corpse to the bed, and shared the bed, perhaps only in this way could give him a sense of security.

And.

The effect is really remarkable.

Bao Lebin, an old employee of the lower bunk, doesn't dare to fight with Okamen Hirozuka now.

The only thing that disappointed Hirozuka Okado was that he really couldn't arouse any interest in facing such a female corpse now.

"Brother, or you will take it tomorrow. Put her in the big vault, this thing is really scary."

"Do you want to care? Are you beeping me again and throwing her on your bed, believe it or not? ”

As soon as Gangmen's words came out, Bao Lebin in the lower bunk immediately quieted down.

After all, the pervert of the upper bunk is estimated to be able to do anything.

Made.

Even if it's a funeral home, it doesn't say that it sleeps in the same room with a dead body, does it?

As for sleeping with a dead body in your arms

Well, if there is no such thing in the evening, Bao Lebin will be brave enough to sleep with this female corpse.

But now this female corpse is obviously wrong, let's not talk about it, Du Nima has a taste!

It's all like this, and the brother who slept on my top bunk still held on to it!

'Bang Da~'

Hirozuka Okato climbed down from the top bunk.

"What are you doing? I didn't beep, don't throw her on my bed! ”

Gangmen, who had landed on the ground, looked at him speechlessly, and dragged the female corpse down from the top bunk with great difficulty.

"Pee, you're going with me?"

Bao Lebin immediately shook his head and refused, what a joke!

Going to the men's toilet with a weird female corpse, he'd rather wet the bed!

The female corpse that was picked up by Okamen Hirozuka just had her head facing back at Bao Lebin, I don't know if the latter was dazzled,

He felt as if the lifelike female corpse was smiling at himself.

"Huh~"

Infiltrate!

Bao Lebin shrank into the quilt again, thinking about whether to lock the door and lock this pervert and the female corpse outside, but he was afraid that this perverted dog would jump over the wall and do something incomprehensible to him.

The toilet of the funeral parlor, Hirozuka Okado is also coming for the first time.

"Huh?"

It was exactly the same as Jiang Xiao's situation just now, and he also heard a 'pop-and-pop' movement inside.

The first reaction of this thing was to run away, and this urine is not necessary, but the thought of carrying a female corpse on his back does not seem to be so terrible.

"Is anyone in the toilet?"

The sound inside stopped instantly.

After a while, Okato Hirotsuka shouted inside again.

"Is it the Dean?"

Still no movement.

Could it be that I heard it wrong?

Because he often punches his hands, Okado Hirozuka's tinnitus is an old problem, and he knows this himself.

Forget it, there is a female corpse, what do I have to be afraid of?

Just as he entered the toilet and took off his pants and put the water halfway through, a gloomy voice came from behind him.

"Hey, hey, buddy, do you have any paper? Lend me something. ”

！

Half of the urine was urinated, and the rest was pinched back by Hirozuka Okamon.

"Who!"

Suddenly turned back, but the environment was too dark.

For the first time, I didn't even look down on what was squatting there.

"Hehehehe, it's just to borrow a piece of paper, and it's not to kill you, what are you nervous about?"

The dark toilet, only this gloomy voice echoed.

Okamen wanted to run, but he didn't know if he was frightened or if the other party used some strange means, and he couldn't move as if he was nailed to the spot.

Cold sweat seeped out of his forehead in an instant.

"Young man, lend me the paper, and you can go back to sleep~"

This voice seemed to have some kind of demagogic power, and Okado Hirotsuka felt that as long as he gave him the paper in his pocket, he could indeed go back to sleep.

But.

In the middle of the night, this kind of strange thing happened to him, how could Gangmen be willing?

But I can't control my body.

There seems to be a desire in his heart, which drives Hirozuka Okado to agree to the conditions of the person who is squatting in front of him.

Hey?

Suddenly, Okato Hirozuka's neck was cold, and it turned out that he hadn't noticed touching the neck of the female corpse.

Wait a minute?

The coldness brought to him by the female corpse at this moment also allowed him to regain a trace of mobility in his body.

"You want a paper paper, don't you? Lao Tzu gives it to you! ”

After speaking, Okato Hirotsuka directly picked up the female corpse by the waist, and stabbed the part of the female corpse's head to the black place in front of him.

"Huh?"

I saw that the originally gloomy voice suddenly became a little suspicious.

Then there was an earth-shattering sound.

"! You're sick in the head, aren't you? Carrying a dead man to the toilet?! ”

QNM's Sick!

Okamen Hirotsuka didn't care about it, holding the female corpse and screaming at the darkness in front of him.

It wasn't until the other party was completely silent that he slowly carried the female corpse back.

(End of chapter)