"Teacher, it's too late!"

"It's too late to skip dinner, right?"

Asuka glanced at the busy hand, and then he pressed the three students to the chairs one by one, and said casually.

"Eat, three bowls per person, and the teacher spends money.

Now that you have become ninjas, the teacher wants to tell you a cruel truth.

That is, you have to treat every meal now as if it were the last.

For you do not know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident. ”

Speaking of this, he secretly pointed to the clan land of the Thousand Hands Clan and lowered his voice.

"You also know, Teacher, I was born in the 33rd year of Konoha, and the Thousand Hand Rope Tree was hung in the 37th year of Konoha, and I already remember it when he died.

Gee.

At that time, I heard from the ninja who collected the corpse that when the only seedling of the Senju family died, there was nothing in his stomach, so he went to the Pure Land hungry.

In that place of the Pure Land, who knows if there is any food..."

Bang!

Before he finished speaking, Asuka felt a blow to his head, and he stroked the slowly rising bag above his head, gritted his teeth and looked behind him, and said angrily.

"Who hit me!"

"Me!"

Hearing that the other party actually admitted it so confidently, Asuka's gaze slowly moved from the bottom to the top.

White and slender legs, a slightly undulating lower abdomen, waist-length red hair, and green tendons emerging from the forehead...

How did she get here?

Seeing Kushina sit straight next to him, pretending to be eating ramen, Asuka pulled the corners of his mouth, and his expression instantly became serious.

"Hand beat big brother, let's have a bowl of super luxurious tonkotsu ramen."

After speaking, he saw that Jiu Sinai was actually followed by the wife of the patriarch of the family, pinching the wallet that was a little shriveled in his pocket, and Asuka once again put his eyes on the price list, and said in a somewhat hesitant tone.

"Mikoto-sama, what do you have to do with it?"

Mai Qin smiled slightly, she and Jiu Sinai glanced at each other, instantly understood the expression in the other party's eyes, and said softly.

"It's not taboo to eat free."

"Heh~"

Seeing that the two of them looked like they were eating wrongs, Asuka sneered in his heart, and ordered a bowl of luxury ramen for the wife of the head of the family.

They are all married, and they actually left their husbands to eat ramen here.

Tut!

The miserable Fuyue, the divorce is over.

Looking at the teacher with a wicked smile on his face, the three of Iruka glanced at each other, then gathered together and discussed in a low voice.

"Teacher, what's wrong?"

"I don't know, it looks like the teacher is thinking something bad."

"I listened to the conversation some time ago, and the relationship between the teacher and their family is not very harmonious."

With this question, after the three of them finished eating the ramen and saw the two leave, they all turned their heads to look at their teacher and asked curiously.

"Teacher, you ???"

Looking down at the gossip on the faces of the three people, Asuka shook his head from side to side and looked around, then lowered his voice.

"It's nothing, the fourth generation of daughters-in-law lived in the Senju family for a while, she knew the rope tree, and then got some relatives.

Anyway, that unlucky kid of the rope tree, he didn't eat enough before he died... This incident was that his sister Tsunade Old Lady was standing in front of me, and her brother was killed before he had enough to eat.

Therefore, as a ninja, you must treat every meal as the last, don't waste food on Lao Tzu, and don't give Lao Tzu an empty stomach. ”

Then, he looked in the direction where the two pregnant women had disappeared, and Asuka crossed his arms in front of his chest and whispered with emotion.

"It's really uncomfortable to see those two people's bellies getting bigger and bigger.

Every day when I go to sleep, I can dream that Kushina sits on me, and then manipulates the nine-tails in my stomach to slap me.

Uchiha Mikoto is also... If she and one of Fuyue are not ligated, the mood will be a little irritable.

In case there is any butterfly effect, Uchiha Mikoto's belly will grow again after giving birth to Sasuke, and the Uchiha clan will ascend to heaven on the spot. ”

The three of Iruka looked up at Asuka and asked after looking at the look of struggle that flashed on their teacher's face from time to time, and the muttering sound in his mouth.

"Teacher, what are you talking about?"

"Heh~"

Asuka rolled his eyes at the three of them, and then he put his gaze on Hinata, and said.

"Flowey, ligation?

The teacher knows that you yearn for freedom, the situation of your Hyuga family, you know better than the teacher, do you want your next generation to live with a curse like you? ”

Idiot!

Seeing that Hinata Huahua was really standing here and tangled, Asuka knocked his fingers on this guy's head a few times, and he didn't have a good airway.

"You're such an idiot, I just said casually, you actually thought about it.

Don't worry, you don't have the next generation, and idiots can't find a boyfriend. ”

As he spoke, he took out a scroll from his pocket and stuffed it into the arms of the three of them, and said with a serious face.

"Mission begins.

Next, as your instructor and temporary captain, you must obey my orders. ”

Seeing that their teacher's attitude suddenly became correct, the three of them also put away the gossip expressions on their faces and said seriously.

"Yes!"

"Good.

Iruka, Hinata, as intelligence gatherers, you have to collect all the information about the families that have lost their pet cats, and mark the families where only the elderly are left.

Mao Yue Xiyan, you and I are going to enter the cat now... Bah... Go find the cat. ”

"Understood!"

Looking at Iruka, the back of Hinata's departure, Asuka walked out of the village with Utsuki and Sunset.

...

"Teacher!"

Seeing that the road he was walking was getting more and more desolate, and the surroundings were becoming more and more desolate, Mao Yue Xiyan gently swallowed his saliva and asked.

"Teacher, those lost pets shouldn't leave the village, right?"

"No, those guys must still be in the village."

"Then we..."

Utsuki snorted, she looked at the teacher walking in front of her, and the scene of the ramen shop just now suddenly echoed in her mind.

Teacher... He took me out of the village, maybe he thought...

"Don't think about it!"

Asuka waved his hand at Xiyan, who stopped behind him, poured a basin of cold water on her, and said casually.

"Don't be so nervous, the teacher doesn't have the idea of smelting copper.

I'm taking you out of the village to meet Granny Cat, who lives outside the village. ”

"Huh?"

Mao Yue Xiyan's body trembled, she looked at the sky a little embarrassed, and muttered.

"Teacher, do you know how to read minds?"

"No, but your action of protecting your chest with both hands betrayed you, isn't that a classic action of encountering a pervert, there is no one else around except me."

"That's right!"

Mao Yue Xiyan scratched her head and trotted to catch up with the bird, she said, she thought too much.

When the two came to the cat mother-in-law, Mao Yue Xiyan looked at the kittens everywhere, and her eyes turned into stars.

And more cats... So many varieties... The hair is so shiny... Oh, this is just a little ugly...

"Mother-in-law!"

Asuka ignored the kittens around him who wanted to get close to him, and he beckoned to the cat lady sitting above him, smiling.

"Mother-in-law, I'm here!"

"Oh?"

Granny Cat's eyes opened a slit, she looked down at the familiar figure below, the wrinkles on her face instantly stacked together, and her voice was old.

"Little Flying Bird, have you come to take care of your wife's business again this time?"

"Oh, don't even think about it, I'm here for another thing."

After hearing that this wronged boss was not looking for her own business, the smile on the face of the cat mother disappeared half in an instant, she put her pipe on the table, and said slowly.

"Say, what are you looking for your mother-in-law?"

"I'm coming in for a cat."

？？？

Mao Yue Xiyan was holding two kittens in her arms, she tilted her head and looked at the teacher with a question mark on her face.

Did you hear me right?

Into the cat??

How do kittens get in??

Granny Cat didn't react to this, she reached out and picked up a notebook from the table, opened a few pages very skillfully, and muttered.

"It's really rare, I didn't expect your village to let you take on a D-class mission again? It's been years, and I thought you wouldn't be able to do D-class missions again. ”

"yes, I thought I didn't have a chance with the D-class mission, but who thought that I had become a teacher recently, so I just took them to brush up on the D-class mission."

"How much are you going to get in this time?"

"Let's start with 20 today, there aren't many cats lost in these two villages."

20?

The cat mother-in-law looked at the book for a while, and then whispered a few words to the kitten next to her.

Meow~

The cat nodded, glanced at the bird, turned and ran outside.

After a while, in the shocked gaze of Mao Yue Xiyan, from the aisle where they came just now, hundreds of kittens of different colors and shapes instantly appeared.

Asuka also brought cat ears at this time, and after sweeping around the group of kittens, he spoke.

"You follow the cat mother-in-law, you can only eat enough, but you can't eat well.

Next, I have a way to eat well and eat well, which is to go to the houses of the villagers in Konoha Village who lost their cats, and eat and drink. ”

"You should know what it means to be full, so I won't say much.

Come to a few unruly, will be coquettish and crooked, it is best to like to stay around people, and sleep with others to burrow under the quilt if you have nothing to do.

If you endure the cat, it's no problem for you to eat in the past, don't stay for two months and run away, you have to be able to stay at someone's house for a long time. ”

"Oh, yes!"

Asuka slapped his head sharply, and he carried a fat cat on the ground, disgusted.

"If you're too fat, you can't fight.

You have to make sure that when the original cats come back, you can beat those cats away, and then show them the way to come to the cat mother-in-law. ”

"Teacher!"

After Mao Yue Xiyan was stunned for a while, she hurriedly tugged at the bird's clothes and said anxiously.

"We can't do that."

"What's this?"

Asuka threw the fat cat in his hand aside, and he patted Xiyan's shoulder and soothed.

"Whoever let those pet cats run away on their own, how big the cats are, they have to pay for their actions.

There is no such good thing in the world.

Tired of staying at home, going out for a few days, going wild for a few days, and still hoping to go back to have a warm harbor?

You compare cats to people and you get the idea. ”

As he spoke, he took off the cat ears on his head and put them on Mao Yue Xiyan's head, and continued.

"It's like you and your husband... Your husband goes out to find other women to eat, drink, and rub the bed, and when he gets tired of playing, he still wants to go back to your house, are you happy?

Since you can't contain the hearts of those kittens, it's good to just change the cats, anyway, it also pointed out a clear way for those cats, and they won't die of hunger. ”

Hearing this, Mao Yue Xiyan's eyes fell on the cats around him.

She found that since she put on the cat's ears, she could actually hear the cat's language clearly.

It turns out that they are really like people, they can think, they can joke, they can tell jokes that only some adults can say...

Stretched out her hand and pointed at the black cat who was telling jokes, after Mao Yue Xiyan bit her lip, she looked at the bird with a red face, and directly sued the guy.

The cats here are so unserious.

"Teacher!"

Taking off the cat's ears and returning them to the bird, Mao Yue Xiyan picked up a raccoon cat, a little worried.

"These cats are a little different in color from those lost cats, huh?

Will it be discovered? ”

"Don't worry, the teacher knows a hair salon, and they are very skilled."

Salon??

Mao Yue Xiyan lowered her head and looked at the group of kittens gathered at her feet, with a hint of complexity in her eyes.

She... Now I vaguely guessed how my teacher's thousands of D-class missions came about.

It's a bit of a cheat, but it's really cool.

Yes, why can those cats who go out to the wild still be able to return to their original families after their efforts??

This is like, in an ordinary family, the "woman" is tired of staying at home, and plans to run away from home and go to the outside world of flowers to eat and eat and eat...

Then their group of people who received the task went to great lengths to find the "woman", arrested the family, and forcibly stuffed it back to the original family.

They thought they had done a good thing with time and effort... But I didn't expect that this was actually a bad thing, and it couldn't be worse.

Since the kitten wants to be free, give it freedom.

Just find a new cat.

What a simple thing.

After brainwashing himself in his heart, Mao Yue Xiyan looked at the bird's gaze with a faint hint of reverence.

No wonder he can be a teacher, and he is just a student.

The teacher's perspective is different from that of normal people.