Chapter 13: The Great Teacher and His Idiot Students
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[In addition, there are some problems written in the previous chapter, wait for me to change it, Sunset Red will not appear so early.] 】
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In the dimly lit cave, Danzang untied the bandage on his forehead, and his closed right eye slowly opened.
Looking at the red eyeball in his right eye socket in the mirror, and the three pitch-black magatama in the eyeball, Danzo was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the root ninja kneeling below.
Vision in his right eye was declining faster than he expected, and if he couldn't find a replacement before he went completely blind, he would really be blind.
It's a pity that during the war, although the Uchiha clan's Kaminobi suffered casualties, the last corpse did not fall into his hands.
Tuan Zang narrowed his eyes and looked at the people below, and said in a slightly hoarse voice.
"Report on the Uchiha clan's outing."
"Yes!"
As he spoke, one of the root ninjas took a step forward, then half-knelt on the ground and reported.
"Most of the Uchiha clan has been active in the village, and there is not the slightest sign of leaving the village.
Three people from the middle ninja went out of the village to perform B-level tasks, and seven people from the lower ninja went out of the village to perform C-level tasks.
Uchiha Asuka left the village this morning on a D-class mission. ”
Uchiha Asuka...
After chanting a few words in his heart, he looked down at the kneeling ninja below and asked.
"What about those two pieces of waste that made trouble last time?"
"Recuperate at home."
"Bring someone who is proficient in interrogation over for a visit, and tell them that the matter of Uchiha Asuka will be put aside for the time being, and let them come over after the injury is healed."
"Yes!"
After the ninja disappeared from the spot, Danzou reached behind his head and continued to bandage it.
The upper ninja is also divided into grades, and in the same situation, the upper ninja of the Uchiha clan will have a very big advantage over the rest of the ninja.
It is not difficult to defeat an Uchiha's upper ninja, just a large number of people.
But if you want to kill a Uchiha Shinobi, the difficulty is raised to a notch.
Especially the kind of guy who brings his own medical ninja, the difficulty is not ordinary...
Danzo shook his head, his gaze falling on the Uchiha clan.
Last time, he just wanted to test the strength of that guy, but he didn't expect that nothing came out, and he also paid a lot of medical expenses for nothing.
It's even more uncomfortable than inviting the sun to dinner.
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Ahh
Asuka wrinkled his nose, and after glancing at the kittens hanging on Mao Yue Xiyan's body, he looked up at the dense forest in front of him and muttered to himself.
"It always feels like someone is scolding me.
Visit the Ninja's house tonight and discuss the enemy's affairs with him.
Tomorrow, I'm going to explain the Will of Fire to the kids in the clan.
I have to take them on a mission the day after tomorrow.
The day after tomorrow, I have to go to a temporary clan meeting.
It's busy..."
Mao Yue Xiyan listened to the teacher's muttering voice, she took down the kitten lying on her head, looked up at her teacher, and wondered.
"Teacher, what are you muttering about?"
"It's nothing, it's just that I just seem to have found the reason why I don't have a girlfriend."
"What is the reason?"
"The itinerary is too full, there are too few holidays, there is no time to fall in love, and there is no suitable goal."
"Doesn't the teacher have a favorite person?"
Hearing this, the bird froze, and after staring down at Xiyan for a while, he looked at this guy's dodging eyes and said a little speechlessly.
"The people I like don't have in this world."
"Huh?"
Mao Yue Xiyan blinked and asked with some surprise.
"Why?"
"Ugh."
Asuka sighed, then counted on his fingers.
"I like Tsunade's figure, Uzumaki Kushina's hair, Uchiha Mikoto's gentleness, Inuzuka Paw's wildness, Sunset's red red eyes, and in fact, white eyes are okay.
Plus the IQ of the Nara family, the amount of food of the Akido family, and the patterns of the Yamanaka family..."
"Wait!"
Mao Yue Xiyan interrupted her teacher's chatter, she stared at the bird with strange eyes, and slowly took a small step back, her tone was a little uncertain.
"Teacher, why do you only like a part of everyone? This is a perverted idea, right? ”
"You don't understand, it's just because I didn't find such a perfect woman, that's why the teacher is single until now.
Do you know Kakashi? ”
As he spoke, Asuka stretched out his hand and pointed at Konoha, there were a lot of things that he accidentally confided just now, and he had to lead the water to the east.
"Do you know why Kakashi still hasn't had a girlfriend yet?"
"Why?"
The curiosity in Mao Yue Xiyan's heart was successfully hooked, and she was still very interested in the gossip of the genius in the village.
That's Kakashi, who became a shinobi at the age of 12.
Although he covered half of his face with a mask, he couldn't stop his handsome face, and his white head looked like it made people want to rua twice, and the other party's strong strength made people feel very secure.
Asuka took out a tissue and bent down to wipe the saliva that flowed from Mao Yue Xiyan, and said mysteriously.
"The other day, I saw Kakashi tugging at Maitkai's pants and said that Kai is such a powerful man, but I didn't expect it to be like an "acorn" there.
You didn't see it at the time, Kakashi's face was full of regret when he saw the acorn.
I now have reason to suspect that Kakashi wants to talk to Maitkai..."
"Shut up!"
Mao Yue Xiyan stretched out her hand and tugged at her hair, and her eyes instantly became a little crazy.
I just fantasized about Rua twice Kakashi's predecessor's hair, why mention such a thing.
She looked at the bird a little frantically and gritted her teeth.
"You ruined my Kakashi-senpai."
"What's this!"
Asuka stood up, reached out and picked his nose, and said casually.
"The three generations of old men you revere in your mind still peek at widows taking baths every day.
That Jiraiya was not a good man, and he often stood on the wall with a toad and peeked at the bathhouse.
Oh, some time ago, when Jiraiya returned to the village, he also announced in a high-profile manner that the material in his mind was about to overflow after years of accumulation.
After a while, the intimacy series will be released.
When the time comes, the teacher will grab a copy for you and secretly send it to your home, you..."
Bang!
Before he finished speaking, Asuka felt a vicious wind coming towards him, he looked at the angry Xiyan, and then looked at the kitten flying in the sky, and quickly admonished.
"Don't throw the cat, it's hard to hand in the task if you lose too much hair..."
"Anyway, I feel a little hollow inside."
"You are a manifestation of a lack of love and a lack of fire, just wait for me to make it up to you."
"Don't!"
With that, she grabbed the cat lying on top of her head and continued to throw it at the bird.
If Xiyan knew the word "Dao Heart", she would be able to understand that after the teacher's teaching, the Dao Heart had collapsed.
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Meow~Meow~
When Iruka saw the Uchiha Asuka again, he looked at the teacher's cat fur and the hairless kittens who followed him.
After standing there for a moment, he stretched out his hand and pointed to one of the kittens, and said in a hesitant tone.
"Teacher, are you so violent when you catch cats?"
"Harm!"
Asuka shook his head dejectedly, he stole a glance at Utsuki's flushed face, and reached out to Iruka, and spoke.
"How's the information gathering?"
"It's all here!"
Taking the notebook handed by the other party, Asuka glanced at the information recorded on it, and then said to Hinata Huahua.
"Flowey, now is the time to test your perceptual abilities.
You now treat our actions as a secret operation, and whoever is around you looks at us more and who is quietly following us, you have to pay attention to it, and then tell me secretly. ”
"Good!"
After Hinata Huahua calmly responded, she directly opened her eyes and looked around vigilantly.
Although I don't know what my teacher's purpose is, what the teacher said will definitely not be wrong.
And the speed at which the teacher caught the cats was so fast, he caught more than 20 cats in just half a day.
It's a D-class mission maniac.
“...”
When the four of them arrived at a small dyeing workshop with the kittens, Hinata began to doubt her judgment.
After hearing that their teacher took the information they had worked so hard to collect and said to the boss that they would dye those cats in a different way, Hinata Hana glanced at Asuka and then reached out and tugged at his sleeve, saying expressionlessly.
"Teacher, you're cheating."
???
Asuka looked at Hinata Hana with a question mark on his face, and then he shook the kitten in his hand and spoke.
"Iruka, the teacher is using you as an analogy.
If you get married in the future, your wife suddenly disappears one day, you are anxious to die, and you send a mission to find your wife, but in the end you find that your wife is just tired of staying at home, and she went to play in the flower world outside for a few days...
At this time, someone puts a new wife in front of you, the new wife will be coquettish, clingy, the key is not to run around, but also caring, if you stutter, you will be treated as God, if you don't abandon her, she won't abandon you at all...
I don't think you have no money, and I don't think your house is broken, you can eat a can for three days.
Such a wife, for you... Do you want it??
You touch your conscience and say, do you want to?? ”
Hearing this, Iruka blinked and began to think seriously in her mind.
If the teacher said so... It seems like... It seems like...
Seeing that Iruka actually showed a look of struggle in his eyes, Hinata Huahua directly clenched his fists and hammered down according to his skull.
Boom!
Glancing at Iruka, who was squatting on the ground with her head in her hands, she clasped her hands on her chest and stared at Asuka with a sneer, and continued.
"Teacher, you are sophistry!
Cats are not the same as people..."
"Really?"
Asuka took out the cat's ears from his arms and put them on Hinata's head, and then he picked out a "green tea" cat from the kitten and whispered close to its ear.
"Convince her that I'll give you ten cans."
Ten bottles?
After receiving Asuka's affirmation, the cat's eyes instantly brightened, and it hooked its paws towards the sun, led her to a corner where no one was, and began to tell about her parents who were sick in bed...
With its miserable cat, if you can't impress a kid who has just come out of ninja school, just wander.
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"Why is my cat fat?"
"Oh, when I caught it, I fed a few pounds of canned cat food, and it became like this."
"Where did the hair on my little black head go?"
"Your little black is fighting with wild cats outside, and he is very brave to repel the attacks of several wild cats."
"Why did Xiaobai suddenly become so clingy?"
"It's a good thing that it wanders outside for a few days and understands the hardships of the outside world and the warmth of family."
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"Humph!"
Hinata Hanahua snorted coldly, and she looked at her teacher with disdain while constantly observing the expressions on the faces of the pedestrians around her with her white eyes.
I can really say it.
Obviously, the cat is not the original cat, but he can be said to be like this.
This group of kittens is really true, and they can't even recognize their own cats.
"Asuka-sensei!"
Iruka trotted a few steps to catch up with the bird with the cat in his arms, and he raised the cat in his hand and wondered.
"We're like this... Can you really learn something? ”
Well!
Asuka nodded affirmatively, he turned to look at the three students, the smiling expression on his face instantly retracted, and said seriously.
"The D-class cat catching mission is to test your observation skills, intelligence gathering skills, hands-on skills, and teamwork skills.
When it comes to intelligence gathering, you and Hyuga have done a good job.
And..."
At this time, Mao Yue Xiyan suddenly raised her head and looked at the bird, grabbed the conversation and continued.
"In order not to be discovered by others, we must always be vigilant around us, and everyone even has to be vigilant and always observe the expressions on the faces of the surrounding villagers, so as to prevent them from noticing our abnormality and reporting us to Hokage-sama.
It's the same as going out of the village on a mission... If you are not careful, it is easy to cause disaster.
The teacher just made our task a little more difficult, and we only needed to observe the cat, but we needed to observe the pedestrians passing by. ”
"What about hands-on skills and teamwork?"
Listening to Iruka's idiot's speech, Asuka rubbed his head and said with a headache.
"D-class mission, what hands-on ability do you want... Wait for the next time the teacher takes you to pick up the garbage, that needs to be done...
As for teamwork...
The four of us were sneaky just now, isn't this teamwork?
You see how well we cooperate.
Hinata Hana stood sentry in the distance, and Iruka and Utsuki stood on the street, always paying attention to the strange eyes of the people around them.
The teacher personally returned the cat to the family.
Seamless cooperation, when I used to do this alone, I had to get a shadow clone, and I was in trouble. ”
After speaking, Asuka looked at the dark faces of the three students, and the word "helpless" was suddenly hung on his face.
Other teachers will only do D-level tasks at a glance, and I will take you to make flowers.
Looking for Konoha all over the world, where to find such a good teacher as me.
Sure enough, taking students is a hassle.
Not right either.
Bringing inflexible students is a hassle.
Is this the good teacher and his idiot students?
Hiss!
Asuka took a breath of cold air, and just when he was distracted just now, he suddenly had a feeling...
It's as if someone is looking at themselves... And he looked at himself with malice...
After secretly looking around, Asuka's eyes suddenly fell on Hinata Hana, and he wondered.
"Did you secretly look at me with white eyes just now?"
Swish!
Hinata's face turned red instantly, she quickly shook her head, and said no.
She did see it, but she really didn't see it just now.
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