Chapter 473: A Nasty Family (2-in-1)
In the afternoon, the weather is getting colder, and the sun is about to disappear, replaced by cold air and dark red skies.
The sunset hanging on the horizon is like an old man in his old age, it can heat up, but not much, it can illuminate, but not enough, it can destroy bacteria, but the light is insufficient.
The Great Elder couldn't imagine what the solar energy was doing at this time, as if he couldn't imagine what he could do at this time.
Sensing the feeling of powerlessness surging in his heart, the Great Elder's straight back suddenly became a little rickety.
"The old man has fought for the family all his life"
He glanced back at the clansmen who were following behind him, and sighed in his heart, "Time flies, people are dying, and the family Hokage has not yet become a Hokage, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't become a Hokage, it makes the old man's heart tremble before he dies." ”
After glaring fiercely at Ryoichi and Asuka, the Great Elder turned to look ahead.
He hadn't figured out until now what the connection between the four wars and the resurrection of Madara Uchiha was, and it was simply impossible to use the four wars to whitewash Madara Uchiha.
Not to mention whether Madara Uchiha will smash the gate of Konoha with a fist, let's just say that after Madara Uchiha is resurrected, what will you do to ensure that the other party will definitely follow the two of you's ideas.
If he doesn't help Konoha fight other ninja villages, won't it cause four battles in vain?
And
"Phew!"
The Great Elder spat to the side and said depressedly, "According to the old man's estimate, even if the "one" is generous, he will not have the idea of destroying Konoha after being resurrected, but when he learns that the Thousand Hands Pillar is also alive."
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but close his eyes and began to deduce a picture of the future in his mind.
Madara: What? Hash hot mom is alive too?
Intercolumn:.
Madara: Long time no see, Hash Hot Mom!!
Tsuruma: I'll see you later, but the priority for now is to deal with the other ninja villages.
Spot:
Rumble!
Konoha door shattered!!
As soon as he thought of this picture, the Great Elder couldn't help but feel a toothache.
Can a man come up with such a bad idea?
Yes!!
It turned out that the man was Uchiha.
For some reason, the Great Elder suddenly felt that it was not inconsistent at all for the clansmen to come up with such a bad idea, and yes, normal people's brains would not give birth to such thoughts.
A lesson from the past, a lesson from the past, just last year, there were still people in the family who wanted the patriarch to divorce.
Oh!
The old man forgot that these two bad ideas were all thought up by one person.
Thinking of this, Uchiha Saburo seemed to be hiding from the plague god, his pace gradually increased, and even an afterimage appeared between his legs, and the old figure disappeared on the road in a short moment.
He had to go home and think about whether there was a way to get those two guys to give up this ridiculous idea.
"Huh?" Looking at the disappearing back of the Great Elder, Ryoichi raised his eyebrows, "Why is San Lang in such a hurry to go home?" The old man also planned to discuss with him the feelings of today's clan meeting. ”
Asuka put his hands in his pockets and said directly without thinking.
"Maybe there's something going on at home!"
"Him?"
Liangyi pursed his lips and said in disgust, "The old bachelor is not even a cat, what can he do at home?" I didn't have a hot meal when I went home early, and I didn't have a hot meal when I came home late, so it was better to go out to eat with my husband. ”
Then, he looked up at Asuka again and asked.
"What time is it?"
"March 22nd, what's wrong?"
"It's fine."
After Liangyi stretched out his thumb and index finger and made a gesture of eight, a trace of remembrance flashed in his eyes, "In the blink of an eye, my cousin has been gone for half a year, and in the past half a year, the old man has not thought about tea, does not want to eat, and has gained eight pounds." ”
Hearing this, Asuka instantly widened his eyes and looked at the old man in shock.
Not to mention, after looking at it so closely, he really found that the old man now is a little different from a year ago.
The originally shriveled cheeks have become visibly plump, the knife-like chin has magically disappeared, and the lower abdomen has a little more curvature. Judging by his years of experience, this is obviously not eight pounds.
"Old man!"
Asuka smashed his mouth, and said with some complications, "Your scale should be broken, I'll buy you a new one tomorrow, and you have to be careful not to overeat in the future, with your current weight, it may be difficult for your strength to reach seventy percent of your peak." ”
"No!"
Liang Yi waved his hand and said indifferently, "The old man can feel that his strength is declining every day, and it is not a bad thing for the old man to gain weight and be full of qi and blood."
You can also burn yourself at a critical moment. ”
“.”
Seeing the old man's free and easy appearance, the bird's eyelids instantly drooped.
At the current rate of weight gain, he was very skeptical that the old man would be able to survive until the day Madara Uchiha was resurrected, and even if he did, the old man would probably be sick.
"Alas, old man, you have to lose weight!"
"Asuka bird, is there a food that can not only fill the stomach, but also provide the necessary energy for the human body, and not become fat?"
"That's not it, it's good to exercise more, it's really not good, let's go to the forest to practice."
"Don't go, the old man loves peace, and he doesn't like bitterness and shuriken."
“.”
"Asuka, don't look at the old man with such eyes, you don't understand the meaning of the old man to the family, the old man is a symbol for the current family, a symbol, and a reins that involve all the people with radical thoughts.
It is very important for the family to live a long time, and if you can live a long time and become fat, it can also change the villagers' perception of the old man and the family. ”
"So?"
"Fight to the death!"
With that, he waved at Asuka and turned and headed straight for the village's newly opened tavern.
"Asuka!"
Looking at the departing figure of Liangyi, an orange cat jumped on the bird's head at this time, and said suspiciously, "I don't know why, Ben Meow always feels that the old man seems to be very happy today." ”
Hearing this, Asuka's straight back instantly became a little rickety, and his arms unconsciously hung down at his sides.
He looked at Ryoichi's disappearing back, and said weakly.
"Just now at the clan meeting, the old man asked me if I could resurrect "that one"? ”
The orange cat blinked, puzzled.
"Aren't you the ones who have the final say in this resurrection?"
At the beginning, after the "that" was resurrected for the second time, in order to prevent the third resurrection, he deliberately avoided his mouth, and then the old man gave up his plan to resurrect the other party.
But he looked at the resurrected thousand-handed pillars every day, and his heart felt a little uncomfortable. ”
Then, I saw him take a deep breath and continue.
"So, the old man specially asked me today, can I resurrect "that one"? I said yes, and then I told the old man about the improvised plan. ”
"Oh~~ Ben Meow seems to understand!"
Looking at the old man's disappearing back, the orange cat shrugged, his consciousness was directly immersed in his mind, and he went to talk to Jiu Sinai.
Six o'clock in the evening.
At this time, most of the houses in the clan land were already lit up, and the light shone through the windows on the street, creating bright spots of light for the dark street.
Some of the Uchiha who went out also stepped on the bright spots of light at this time, and returned to the clan land of their hearts.
"Mikoto-sama!"
"Mikoto-sama has to go to deliver food to the patriarch after a day of hard work, what a virtuous person."
"I really envy the patriarch, unlike the one in my family, who waits for me to go back to cook every day, if I don't go back, she would rather be hungry than do it herself."
"Your family is okay, my family not only doesn't cook, she also loves to comment on the food I cook, either the food is salty or the rice is raw, I really can't find fault with the food, just say that I wash the dishes too loudly, as if I am venting my dissatisfaction with her."
"I cooked by myself before I got married, and I cooked by myself after I got married.
“.”
Envy, complaining, jealousy
All sorts of sour sounds streamed down the air into Mikoto Uchiha's ears.
She stopped, smiling, and waving to greet the crowd.
Because of the frequent wars, cooking is like being engraved in the bones, whether it is a ninja or a civilian, whether it is a man or a woman, they will do it with one or two hands.
No one can guarantee that there will be a day when they will live alone, and no one can guarantee that they will not live alone.
Even the Uchiha Asuka, who eats instant noodles every day, can make a good table. Well. blowfish
Thinking of some bad memories, the smile on Mikoto Uchiha's face instantly froze.
"That bastard."
She bit her lip until it lost its bloody color, and Mai Trin took a deep breath and her expression became calm again.
Sometimes she also wonders, is it that she was exposed at that time?
Otherwise, who would eat poisonous puffer fish for their own mother.
Although the concubine is not his own mother.
"Mikoto-sama!"
A slightly surprised voice came from behind him.
Uchiha Mikoto's body stiffened slightly, and then quickly adjusted, she slowly turned around, and greeted with a smile, "Asuka-kun, good evening." ”
"Good evening!"
Asuka raised his hand to greet her, and then his gaze stayed on the other person's face.
Resemble!
It's like!
It's really like the woman summoned that day!
"Asuka-kun?"
Seeing that the other party's gaze stayed on his face, Uchiha Mikoto touched his cheek and said coldly, "Staring at the concubine with such a rude gaze, is there something dirty on the concubine's face?" ”
"Nope!"
Looking at the other party's delicate facial features, Asuka shook his head, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
There are people in the world who are so alike.
Syllable!
The next moment.
I saw his right fist smashing on his left hand, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.
Don't Sasuke and Izuna look similar? And the two are not related by blood.
And Asma and Hong's daughter, the appearance is similar to Shisui, if it weren't for Shisui dying early, and the Uchiha annihilating the clan early, Hong's daughter might have caused many scandals.
Seeing his startled appearance, Uchiha Mikoto subconsciously took a step back and looked at Uchiha Asuka with neurotic eyes.
"I'm sorry!"
Sensing that something was wrong with the atmosphere around him, Asuka scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, "Mikoto-sama, I'm sorry, I suddenly thought of something just now. ”
As he spoke, his gaze fell on Uchiha Mikoto again, and he sighed.
"Mikoto-sama must have seen her relatives below, right? You're pretty alike! ”
“.”
Hearing this, Uchiha Mikoto fell silent.
Then, she secretly looked at the Uchiha Asuka, and found that the expression on the other party's face was extremely sincere, and there was no meaning to ridicule at all, as if this was a heartfelt thought.
The air also became somewhat quiet at this moment.
The two froze in place, one was lamenting each other's appearance, and the other was thinking about each other's thoughts.
After a while.
Seeing that Uchiha Mikoto seemed to have figured out something, the smile on her face became brighter and brighter, and her voice was no longer cold as before, "Asuka-kun, the concubine has indeed seen your mother." ”
As she spoke, she took two steps forward to Asuka and said with a smile.
"Your mother, like her concubine, was a very gentle, generous, and beautiful woman; Your mother, like her concubine, is proud of her happy family; Your mother, like her concubine, has a dexterous hand that can cook a table of delicacies; Your mother, like your concubine, had a very good son.
Oh, there are more concubines and sons. ”
Seeing the three fingers raised by Mikoto Uchiha, Asuka's expression became a little dazed.
After ruling out the possibility that Uchiha Mikoto was illiterate
He lowered his eyes to her flat abdomen and was shocked.
"!!"
"Why are you pregnant again??"
Uchiha Mikoto: ???
She had anticipated the various possible responses of Asuka Uchiha, and even thought that the clever man might detect his own off-strings, but Mikoto never expected him to give such a response.
Isn't this a big fool?
Looking at Asuka with the eyes of a fool, Uchiha Mikoto silently took a step back and said vigilantly.
"Asuka-kun, why are you so excited?"
“.”
This sentence directly silenced the Uchiha Asuka dry.
That's right!
The patriarch's wife is pregnant, why is he so excited? It's not a good thing to add to the family. Good. What a hammer!
Thinking of the Uchiha Itachi who carried out the "Extermination Plan"; Sasuke Uchiha, who is preparing to implement the plan to unify the ninja world; and Mikoto Uchiha, who was voluntarily killed by her own son, Uchiha Itachi, because she couldn't bear to kill each other.
Asuka took a deep breath, her gaze slowly falling on Mikoto's stomach, and the corners of her mouth twitched again.
"He hates this family!!"
Sensing that there was a burning gaze staring at his lower abdomen, Uchiha Mikoto followed the other party's gaze and looked down.
Her abdomen has not been fattened by childbirth, and her skin remains firm.
But no matter how she looked, Uchiha Mikoto couldn't see any signs of pregnancy.
"The top medical ninja in the ninja world." Thinking of what had just happened, she raised her head and looked at Asuka with pity, "This look, this IQ, you can take a look at it."
"Mother!"
As Asuka was deep in thought, contemplating what to do next, a crisp child's voice interrupted his thoughts.
Looking at the child who threw himself into Mikoto's arms, Uchiha Asuka twitched his cheek again.
"He hates this family!!"
A moment later.
"Mother!"
At that moment, Itachi poked his head out of his mother's arms and looked behind him.
His gaze fell on the Uchiha Asuka, who had left without saying hello, with a puzzled expression on his face.
"What happened to Shinobu Asuka? I looked a little ugly at him just now. ”
"It's fine!"
She patted Itachi's head dotingly and said softly, "Asuka-kun misses her mother." ”
"Miss Mom?"
The Uchiha Itachi nodded as if he didn't understand.
He had indeed heard before that Uchiha Asuka's parents had died shortly after he was born, and that he had been raised by a group of old people.
Is this seeing his own mother, and he also misses his mother?
(End of chapter)