Konoha, the land of the Uchiha clan.

Syllable!

The Uchiha Asuka pushed open the door and pressed the light.

As the incandescent light came on, the dark room instantly brightened.

"Ahh

Suddenly, there was a shrill voice from the couch.

I saw a tawny tanuki with a lollipop in its mouth and a newspaper in its hand, looking at it carefully.

"Tailed beasts also have night vision?"

Thinking of the room where the lights weren't turned on just now, Asuka took off his shoes and looked at the sofa, wondering, "Aren't you guys materialized from a huge chakra?" ”

Hearing this, Shouhe put down the newspaper and glanced at the door, his sharp voice full of disdain for such things as newspapers, "As a tailed beast, what's the use of getting information in time?"

Who would publish the really secret information in the newspapers, and would humans publish the plan to capture the tailed beasts in the newspapers? ”

As he spoke, Shouhe's dark yellow eyes rolled from side to side, and then looked in the direction of the Land of Water, his voice mixed with a hint of pity, "A certain giant turtle once wanted to get timely information through the newspaper, and then it was deceived by treacherous humans as fools for many years. ”

Uchiha Asuka: ???

He didn't understand the connection between what the tanuki had answered and the question he had asked.

Q: Can tailed beasts have night vision?

Shouhe: Tailed beasts don't need to get information in time, and treacherous humans grasp the psychology of Tailed beasts to get information in time, and trick the turtle as a fool.

"Idiot!"

Asuka threw aside the shoes he had taken off, and after moving his muscles and bones, he said, "I'm curious if the tailed beast has night vision, the lights in the living room and bedroom were not turned on just now, and the whole room was dim, and if there is no night vision in such a dim environment, it is impossible to read the words in the newspaper clearly." ”

The next second, an angry voice came from behind the newspaper.

"Nope! No! Do you have to say it? ”

“.”

These words directly silenced Asuka Gan.

Only then did he realize that the newspaper in Shouhe's hand seemed to be reversed, and why was the cover of that newspaper a beautiful woman in a swimsuit surfing on the beach?

Looking at this indecent newspaper, Asuka looked at Shoutsuru behind the newspaper again, and said with a complicated look in his eyes.

"Before it was sealed, did you read this kind of newspaper every day?"

"That's not!"

Shouhe continued to look at the newspaper in his hand, his small eyes swept over the newspaper one after another, "In the past, in the desert, every day except for sleeping was sleeping, sleeping during the day and sleeping at night.

Sometimes I sleep in one place for a long time and continue to sleep in another place, and sometimes because I sleep too much, I go out for a walk, and I continue to sleep when I am sleepy. ”

"Then what are you doing reading the newspaper all of a sudden?"

"Cultivate temperament and character" Shouhe put down the newspaper, took a deep look in the direction where the Thousand Hands Clan was located, and continued to add, "Just a few days ago, an old man said to me: "Freedom is something as precious as S-level ninjutsu in this era. ”

The criterion for judging whether a person is free is whether the body and mind are consistent, and whether the mind is consistent with the body: freedom is to do what you want to do and reject what you hate. ”

"So."

Asuka kneaded his chin and said a little confused, "What does this have to do with you reading the newspaper?" ”

Hearing this, Shouhe glanced at him and stretched out his hand to draw a circle in the air, "After half a year of observation, it has been found that the most free people in Konoha are a group of old men who read adult magazines.

The mentality of doing nothing, being idle, waiting for death, wasting time."

As he spoke, Shouhe's eyes suddenly revealed a hint of admiration.

It certainly doesn't worship human beings, it just worships the attitude of the old men towards "freedom".

False Freedom: Every morning I go to the land of the Thousand Hands and make a hot egg fried rice in front of the stinky fox

True freedom: to spend your time as you please, to enjoy your leisure and to waste your time. Every day, I get up and go to the Thousand Hands Clan's land, leaning against the big tree outside the clan's land to read adult magazines for a day.

Is it useful for Tailed Beasts to read adult magazines?

It didn't work at all.

Why should you watch it?

Wasting time and wasting time. In front of the stinky fox, "freedom" is vividly displayed.

"It's a pity."

Shouhe's eyes moved slightly, it looked in the direction of the Thousand Hands Clan, and muttered, "Lao Tzu actually wants to sleep, although sleeping is also a waste of time, but it is not deep enough to stimulate the stinky fox, after all, it can also sleep in the belly of that little ghost." ”

Hearing the word "little ghost", Asuka who was going to ask something instantly lost the mood to ask.

He hates the word "imp" right now.

Shouhe waited for a long time, and when he found that no one in the room answered his words, he smacked his lips and looked sideways at the door.

At this time.

I saw the Uchiha Asuka hanging his head, a look of loss on his face, and occasionally a sigh was heard, mixed with a hint of regret.

Seeing this, Shouhe folded his arms around his chest, looked at each other a few times with strange eyes, and asked.

"Was it beaten by Tsunade?"

Before Asuka could speak, Shouhe's mouth was like a faucet with a broken valve, and all kinds of complaints poured out like flowing water, "I said that the girl is not a good person, and every morning when she goes out, she has to wave her fist to scare Lao Tzu, and sometimes she instructs the pig to excrete in the place where Lao Tzu cooks." ”

As he spoke, Shouhe's earthy yellow head instantly turned red, and white steam spewed out along his ears.

This is also a big reason why it gives up cooking.

That is so annoying!!

“.”

Asuka looked at it speechlessly, then moved and fell on the sofa, covering his eyes with his big hands, and shook his head, "It has nothing to do with Tsunade, it's because of something else." ”

"Oh?"

Shouhe's little head tilted, and he said in surprise, "What's the matter?" ”

"Pregnancy thing!"

He looked at the incandescent lamp in the living room through the gap between his fingers, and muttered, "Some people do not hesitate to let their subordinates live and die in order to become pregnant, and cross into several countries, just to seek a half-truth and half-false remedies.

Others, who just gave birth to a child last year, are pregnant with another this year.

Camels still have a baby every two years, one at a time, and that guy can give birth to more than a camel. ”

“.”

These words directly gave Shouhe's already small head a dry downtime.

Although it has lived for thousands of years, it does not know much about human reproduction, only that human reproduction needs to be ten months pregnant, and after giving birth, it needs to rest for a period of time to allow the body to recover.

"Coco." A puff of white steam came out of Shouhe's red head again, and after it was silent for a long time, it held back a sentence, "Maybe this is "freedom", right? ”

Hearing this, Asuka was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Shouhe with the eyes of a fool.

This guy is really not very smart, and he can always associate anything with freedom.

"Hey, hey!"

After perceiving Asuka's disdainful look, Shouhe jumped up directly on the spot and said dissatisfiedly, "Is what Lao Tzu said wrong?" Being able to get pregnant anytime, anywhere, isn't it freedom, what is it?

Peace on the outside, stability on the inside, and no entertainment at night, what else can you do but reproduce offspring? ”

Following its train of thought, Asuka tilted its head and thought for a moment.

"It seems to be true"

Asuka stared at the incandescent lamp and said to himself, "But it's not a way to get pregnant like this, although the village encourages childbearing, but you can't give birth like this."

Uchiha Itachi is a dwarf in thought and a giant in action; Uchiha Sasuke is a giant in thought and a dwarf in action; This has to give birth to a third child, and if you are short in thought and action, you will be a giant. ”

After listening to it for a while, Shouhe seemed to understand.

"Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, pregnant again."

Shouhe's little eyes blinked a few times, then jumped next to Asuka and asked, "Your patriarch's wife is pregnant again?" ”

"I don't know!"

Asuka shook his head and said expressionlessly, "I haven't done a physical examination, who knows if she is pregnant, even if she is not pregnant this time, who knows if she will get pregnant in the future." ”

Shouhe blinked, and the expression on his face suddenly became weird.

If you let it have a nasty leaderboard

First: Ten Tails

Second: The scum of Shayin Village who seal it at every turn

Third: the descendants of Indra and Asura

The reason why the descendants of Indra and Asura are ranked after Shayin Village is purely because the descendants of these two people will not consider the option of sealing when they encounter the tailed beast, but are more inclined to fight.

Can the tailed beast be afraid of being beaten??

Joke!

It's a big deal.

Thinking of this, Shouhe poked the bird with his claws and said bewildermently.

"Yaha~~"

"Castrate.

Solve the problem directly from the root cause and directly solve the two people who caused the trouble. ”

“.”

Seeing the excitement that flashed in Shouzuru's eyes, Asuka suddenly fell silent.

The next moment.

Seeing that its eyes narrowed, it shook its head and said, "Although castration is also a way, this method always has the risk of exposure, and if the news leaks out, it will be difficult for you to stay in the family."

This method doesn't work, it doesn't work. Of course, if you're going to become a traitor, it's not impossible."

As soon as he thought of staying away from the stinky fox after becoming a traitor, Shouhe's earthy yellow head suddenly shook like a rattle, "It's not okay to become a traitor, the person Lao Tzu looks down on the most is the traitor."

The old man had said, "In the future, there will be someone who will lead them right, and understand what true power is," and it is clear that that person is not a traitor who betrayed his village.

Betraying one's own village is no different from being a scumbag. What Lao Tzu looks down on the most is those scum in Shayin Village."

As he spoke, a puff of white steam erupted from Shouhe's reddened head again.

It now wants to see the Uchiha unlucky, and it doesn't want to leave Konoha, and then it can't think of a particularly good way to make the Uchiha unlucky.

Looking at the white steam that filled the room and the smoke of Shouzuru's head, Asuka twitched his cheek hard.

He didn't understand how this thing could be so concerned about the Uchiha's affairs.

But

Thinking of that Uchiha Mikoto guy, Asuka frowned and muttered.

"Are there really two people in the world who are so alike?"

"What?"

Shouhe suddenly raised his head at this time and looked over with a puzzled expression.

It now feels like its brain is spinning, and its mind is unusually quick, and although it can't think of some problems, it doesn't stop it from thinking about other things.

Asuka asked as he slowly lowered his gaze until he met Kamimorizuru's star-like eyes.

"Uchiha Mikoto and my mother, whom I never met, look very similar, and although they come from the same ancestor, the blood relationship between the two is very weak."

"Is it possible?"

Hearing this question, Shoutsuru immediately tilted his head and thought for a while, then said his guess, "Uchiha Mikoto is your mother's half-sister??" ”

Bang!

The next moment.

As they walked down the street, the Uchiha saw a black shadow smash through a window and fly into the night sky, followed by the scolding of Asuka Kamishinobi.

"Stinky civet, I suspect that you and that fox are half-brothers."

"Fart!"

In the night sky, a sharp voice came, "The relationship between Lao Tzu and the stinky fox, according to human beings, it is a female compatriot, and the stinky fox has to call Lao Tzu something." ”

(End of chapter)