Gu Xiaoxi was sitting in a gazebo 108,000 miles away from the small kitchen to blow the wind, and by the way, he was eating.

The main thing is that there are several truckloads of salted fish piled up in the small kitchen, and the taste is more sour than Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles.

It's not that she hasn't tried to give away all these salted fish, after all, no matter how stinky it is, it's food, and the food of the Qin Dynasty is not very abundant.

But the bad thing is that it is the salted fish that Qin Shi Huang gave her by name.

The people in the palace don't dare to accept it, let alone the people outside the palace, if they do, isn't it blatantly against the king of a country?

The only exception was when she begged for green onions, ginger and garlic just now, and Lianmai went to a butcher at the foot of Luofu Mountain in Guangdong.

It doesn't matter if it's not connected, I saw Su Dongpo in the distance in the picture!

But let her find it!

Su Dongpo, the No. 1 gourmet master in the Northern Song Dynasty, this is her biggest connection in the food industry now!

However, if you are looking for any ingredients for cooking, you can count on her to look for needles in a haystack in the live broadcast room one by one, so it is better to go directly to Su Dongpo for advice.

Gu Xiaoxi felt that in terms of using the live broadcast room to search for food, Su Dongpo was definitely hundreds of years ahead of her!

She immediately gave the prepared spicy tang and happy water to the butcher, and told him to call Su Dongpo to his house.

By the way, she also very kindly wanted to send a basket of salted fish to the butcher, after all, no matter how famous the First Emperor was, he couldn't control the Northern Song Dynasty.

Originally, everything went very smoothly, but when she sent the salted fish over, the butcher's face changed on the spot, and he even covered his nose and pinched the basket with two fingers, and threw the basket of salted fish into the ravine outside the house without hesitation.

[It's too much, he actually threw away a basket of salted fish in front of me at that time, which is too shameful for me, so I can't throw it away after I finish the microphone connection.] ]

[However, the salted fish that Brother Zheng gave me really stinks, and it seems that the way to give it away is not going to work.] ]

[But then again, it stands to reason that the time should be about the same now, why haven't I seen the Dongpo monk come to me.] ]

[Could it be that Malatang and Happy Water were not attractive to the people of the Northern Song Dynasty?] ]

[It would be nice if the live broadcast room could publish a love bag, and send a Cao Cao version of "Impossible, absolutely impossible."] ]

Gu Xiaoxi thought in her heart, and suddenly, the person she thought about day and night finally appeared in the live broadcast room in front of her!

(barrage:) "Su Dongpo (another bowl of spicy hot)": "Mr. actually has such delicious food!" This thing should only exist in heaven, and the world can taste it a few times! ”

"Su Dongpo (another bowl of Malatang)": "Mr. Cooking Malatang probably needs a well-made big iron pot, but fortunately, the contemptible people happen to have a big iron pot." ”

"Su Dongpo (another bowl of spicy tang)": "People often say that beautiful jade should be matched with a good craftsman. After thinking about it, this pot should still be handed over to someone like Mr., so that it is not a tyrannical thing. ”

"Su Dongpo (another bowl of Malatang)": "If Mr. can give a bowl of Malatang every day, the contemptible people will definitely find the best ingredients in the world for Mr. ”

"Cui's Xiaosheng": "Mr. Dongpo, didn't you say yesterday that this person destroyed your pot, why did you give him the pot today?" Is his cooking really that magical? ”

"Su Dongpo (another bowl of spicy hot)": "What do you know?!" This person's cooking skills are even worse than your handwriting, but fortunately, the man next to this person has good cooking skills, if you can eat delicious food, what is a pot? ”

"Su Dongpo (another bowl of spicy hot)": "Go, go, don't disturb me here, be careful that the canopy will hear everything you and I say!" ”

Gu Xiaoxi: ......

The speech-to-text function in the live broadcast room made her feel speechless for the first time, which is too sensitive, right?!

Wouldn't all the bad things that others whispered be revealed?!

Thank you, Su Dongpo and Cui's Xiaosheng said bad things about her behind their backs.

[Am I going to pretend not to know or not to know?] ]

[Forget it, let's connect the microphone first, and take the big iron pot in your hand through the exchange function in the live broadcast room.] ]

(barrage:) "Hahahahahaha, Su Dongpo said: 'Say bad things about you, do you sound happy?' ’。 ”

"How can Su Dongpo be blamed for this? Even after the past two days, I still have to say, what is the use of the anchor who has worked so hard to make a pot of hook stones? ”

"I said it a long time ago, there should be Aite Lao Ba under that live broadcast."

"If that was my pot, I would have thrown it two miles away with a hook stone."

"Just come in, what the hell are you talking about?"

"[Picture] just look at the picture upstairs."

"I think it's rude to show a pot of hook stones to passers-by who have just come in."

"Thank you, Uncle Gao, I finally spit it out."

Gu Xiaoxi: I'm even more speechless...

However, netizens have ridiculed her like this for a day or two, and now it is better to find Su Dongpo back first.

It's just that when Gu Xiaoxi clicked into Su Dongpo's avatar and was about to send out an application for connecting the microphone, he found that there was no reaction at all.

[What's the situation?] There's not going to be that damn breach of contract, right? ]

"The system prompts: 'Su Dongpo (another bowl of Malatang)' has been connected to another user, and you can't send an application to this user to connect to the microphone."

[What?!] Su Dongpo, don't you want to be spicy?! Don't be happy with the water?! ]

[Isn't this scientific?!] ]

......

Northern Song Dynasty, at the foot of Luofu Mountain.

Su Dongpo looked at the man in front of him with deep eyes, eyebrows and beard. His chin was pressed slightly, and the aggressive imperial majesty came to him like a rolling river.

"System prompt: The system detects that two users have sent you a co-hosting invitation at the same time, and the system has automatically selected the user with higher permissions for you."

The voice without any emotion sounded in his ears, although Su Dongpo's consciousness eased up, he still didn't figure out what the situation was now.

It's just that the man in front of him has a natural imperial aura that makes him feel that this person is definitely not ordinary.

"Mr. Dongpo, I have already heard of your name, Sir. I wanted to make a deal with my husband this time. ”

Under the other party's avatar, there are three words "Qin Shi Huang".

Su Dongpo didn't show how flustered or unbelievable, he had already communicated with people from different time and space through the canopy in the past few days.

Today, when I saw the true face of the first emperor, it was really as recorded in the history books, and the sense of oppression from the shop no longer claimed all the time: this is a natural emperor.

But even so, a person with a sense of oppression suddenly appeared, and Su Dongpo couldn't be defenseless at all.

Now that he can use the canopy, the courtiers who are eager to nail their eyes to him will definitely stare at him too.