Su Dongpo knew very well at this moment that if he said the wrong word, I am afraid that it would be another disaster.

Although he loves food, he doesn't lose his mind when he sees food.

What's more, it was because he couldn't guess the emperor's mind and couldn't handle the disputes in the court that he would go south again and again.

He had already suffered a loss in his own mouth, and at the moment he could not guarantee whether the Holy Lord would be able to see his conversation with the First Emperor through the Heavenly Canopy, let alone speak casually.

What is the First Emperor suddenly looking for him now?

"Your Majesty is already the king of a country, what is there that Your Majesty can't get?"

Su Dongpo tidied up his sleeves and stood in front of the canopy, his expression had already changed, serious but calm.

The other party didn't hide it, and went straight to the point.

"Sir's words are surprised, I just want to learn from Mr. and learn how to use this canopy, I hope Mr. can give me advice."

"And what the gentleman needs, I already know. Zhao Gao is just a regular servant in Xianyang Palace, whether it is Malatang or Coke, or other novel food, I will give Mr. as much as he wants. ”

"When the time comes, Mr. can get what he wants without giving up an iron pot, why not?"

"What does this deal, sir?"

......

Gu Xiaoxi tinkered in the garden for a long time, but he didn't succeed in contacting Su Dongpo.

"System prompt: The other party is still in the process of connecting to the microphone, and your application for connecting the microphone has been rejected."

[It's strange, why was Su Dongpo cut off by others?] ]

Gu Xiaoxi was fiddling with a few bottles of Coke in her hand, this was the Coke she had just paid a little attention to!

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps outside the wall, and it was not difficult to tell from the sound that there were not many people.

Gu Xiaoxi immediately stood up from the stone bench and looked vigilantly in the direction where the voice came from.

[What's the situation?] It stands to reason that no one would come to such a remote place. ]

"I didn't expect my mid-standing attendant to be here."

Gu Xiaoxi looked up, and accidentally glanced at the First Emperor who was surrounded by everyone.

Those eyes full of majesty seemed to have an endless murderous aura, and just one glance made people break out in a cold sweat.

Gu Xiaoxi felt that her heart was almost going down, so she directly lowered her head and saluted to the First Emperor.

[No, that's terrible.] I didn't realize until today what the Ninety-Five Supreme is. ]

[Is it my delusion, how do you feel the murderous aura of Brother Zheng today?] ]

[Which guy with no long eyes provoked Brother Zheng, and now he actually let me, a big resentful species, bear Brother Zheng's anger.] Isn't my life my life?! ]

"See, see Your Majesty!"

Fortunately, the brain followed later, and Gu Xiaoxi hurriedly knelt down to pay respects.

"I learned from the canopy of heaven that Zhong Chang Shi actually dared to slaughter cattle privately, didn't Zhong Chang Shi take the laws of Great Qin in his eyes? Or don't you take me seriously?! ”

Gu Xiaoxi was frightened by the sudden scolding, her legs became weak, she didn't expect Huangwei to come to the ground so suddenly, and the whole person knelt directly on the ground.

Fortunately, she was also kneeling before, and she couldn't see her panic at the moment.

[Killed a cow?] How did I not know? When was this? ]

[Damn, could it be that Liss is going to hurt me again?!] ]

[Brother Zheng has nothing to do all day long, why do you always stare at me if I have killed a cow?] ]

"Your Majesty, the minister has been wronged?! The minister stayed in the house with Qi Ran all day, and he didn't have a chance to slaughter beef at all! ”

"Besides, Your Majesty has already mentioned the minister before, how could the minister make such a simple mistake?"

[I'm going, I remember.] When boiling the spicy hot, put the peeing beef balls. ]

[But how the hell does Brother Zheng know?] Didn't I already block him in the live broadcast room? ]

[Or is this damn system stuck with a bug again?] ]

"Oh? Nakatsu said no? Chang Shan, you might as well help the middle attendant to reminisce about his memories. ”

Gu Xiaoxi didn't understand what this meant, until she looked up behind the First Emperor, and several eunuchs were already walking towards this side with torture instruments.

The wooden torture instrument was already covered with traces left over the years.

And Meng Changshan's hand was holding a wooden stick the thickness of an adult's forearm, almost as tall as himself.

[I'm going, isn't it, coming really?!] ]

[Why did Brother Zheng's hatred for Zhao Gao suddenly rise so high?] ]

[Sure enough, it is a companion like a tiger, and the word moody is originally like this. ]

[Didn't you say before that my cooking was delicious?] Kill people now? ]

[, why is Brother Zheng frowning?] , why is Brother Zheng sighing? , why did Brother Zheng suddenly hold his forehead? ]

[It's not good!! Am I getting to the point where my sins are unforgivable? ]

[Mom, I want to go home!] It's not fun to travel at all! ]

As soon as Gu Xiaoxi saw the torture equipment that was moved, he began to be nervous, and as soon as he was nervous, he began to break his thoughts uncontrollably.

Seeing that she was about to step forward and put her on the torture instrument before the left and right, where had Gu Xiaoxi seen this battle, of course, it was important to save her life, she hurriedly said:

"Your Majesty! I say! I did cook a dish called Pee Beef Meatballs. But there's no beef in these meatballs! It's the same as the beef noodles last time! ”

Gu Xiaoxi shouted out the words at one time, and then looked at the First Emperor tentatively, only to see that the majesty of his eyebrows and eyes remained unchanged, but there was a little more indescribable smile on the corner of his mouth.

But intuition told Gu Xiaoxi that this was definitely not a good omen.

Then she could clearly feel two eyes wandering around her with interest, making her feel uncomfortable.

"If the Zhongchang servant had confessed it earlier, wouldn't he have to suffer from it? Since the waiter has already said that there is no beef in the beef balls, how can I be a very unreasonable person? Changshan, remove all the torture instruments. ”

[Isn't it, just to scare me into such a big battle?] ]

[Is it really that simple?] I'm afraid it's not the drunkard's intention to be in the bar? ]

[After such an experience, I feel that the old bones of Zhao Gao's body have instantly become younger.] ]

[It seems that I will still have to clamp my tail and be a man in the future, which is too scary.] ]

"What's next to Nakatsu Waiter?"

After listening to this, Gu Xiaoxi looked to her side, only to see a few bottles of Coke rolling on the ground, and she was too flustered to hit the ground.

"Back to Your Majesty, the name of this thing is Coke, it's... A gift from the canopy. The minister is planning to dedicate this object to His Majesty. ”

After that, Gu Xiaoxi picked up the Coke on the ground and walked towards the feet of the First Emperor, but before he could take two steps, he was stopped by Meng Changshan beside the First Emperor.

The latter took the Coke from her hand, and after examining it back and forth in her hand, he offered it to the First Emperor with both hands.

"Zhongchang waiter, I have a heart."