Chapter 137 137
The four old demon brains that should be said are definitely not enough, so you can secretly use your divine sense to tell the ghost boy! Didn't I say it out loud for fear I wouldn't hear?
I threw my spear on the ground, took out the ruler and soul hook again, and confronted the two evil creatures.
The scorpion spirit looked at me, and the two instantly rushed towards me left and right, I didn't dare to slack off, and took out two five thunder talismans while retreating, and shot out one on the left and one on the left after ignition, and then I quickly left the place, and I didn't forget to say hi:
"You two ants, you still have to cultivate for hundreds of years to catch this Dao Master, wait, I'll give you a fart in a while!"
"You stinky Taoist, don't use your tongue, let's see who cuts whose brains and farts today."
The three of us fought together again, and the sad thing was that I didn't seem to be the opponent of these two goods, and I didn't last a few rounds before I was defeated, and I struggled backwards.
My head spun rapidly, and suddenly a meat joke came to my head, so I said without a chance:
"You two, stop and I'll tell you a story."
The scorpion spirit waved his hand at the ghost boy Bai, as if he had already eaten me, and said:
"Say what you want to say, hurry up, and after speaking, your fourth grandmother will send you on your way."
I listened to this provocation, but I was not annoyed, and teased:
"You two evil and happy with each other, where do you need to think about those things that you don't have. Ghost Boy: I'm sorry master, I didn't take care of your feelings before. Fourth Aunt: Don't say you're sorry...... Good boy, please love me well. In the temple, the situation changed suddenly. In the middle of the mountain stream, the stream is fast and fast, and the flow is as fast as rising water. A thunderclap swept across the sky, and there was a loud bang. A huge green dragon poked its head out of the clouds, and a fierce man plunged into the stream, splashing countless waters. The mountains in the distance shook wildly, and the landslides swayed from side to side. It was accompanied by a trembling sound. Long. The wind is calm, and the smoke is gone. In the water of the mountain stream, a small insect slowly swam out, obviously exhausted. I don't know what kind of danger lurks in that deep underwater labyrinth. actually made the green dragon turn into a small worm, do you understand? ”
As I spoke, I imitated the Himalayan pronunciation, changing roles constantly.
The ghost boy was a child when he died, and he naturally didn't understand the meat jokes I told, and the scorpion spirit understood what I said very well, and his face turned red instantly, and he scolded me:
"You whore, you dare to insult me, today it's my grandmother, I'll take your dog's life, take your life."
The scorpion instantly became angry, and the way of playing began to become disorganized, and the corners of my mouth rose slightly, thinking that Lao Tzu's purpose was to provoke you and then drive you crazy......
As for this plan, I just came up with it, you must know that this scorpion often accepts the respect and worship of others for many years, and when it is suddenly insulted, it will still be very unhappy in my heart......
The ghost boy has already been seriously injured by me, and he doesn't have a high combat power at this time, so I can fight with the two for a while.
It's another hard fight, this battle is more useless than going to the kiln, it's clear that the two sides are five or five, and they still have to fight, is this impure brain melon seed sick, and this scorpion essence has this idea.
Just as the scorpion spirit slowly saw through my plan and regained his composure, I hurriedly opened my mouth and explained:
"We've been fighting for so long, and it's pretty compatible, if we don't fight, we don't know each other, so let's sit down and have a good chat."
"You whore, if you said this just now, maybe I would really sit down and talk to you, but if you dare to insult your fourth grandmother and me, I will definitely spare you!!" The scorpion spirit became more and more energetic, and as a result, he choked himself again.
I shook my head helplessly, this scorpion spirit is really a low-level animal, and I haven't noticed that I deliberately provoked it......
I knew that there would be another tough battle next, so I poured oil on the fire again, trying to mess with the mentality of the fourth aunt......
I pretended to be stunned and scolded:
"What are you fucking, you dare to call me a thief, you are a thief, your whole family is a thief, your mother seduced Tang Seng back then, have you ever heard this story, she is really a shameless slut...... Elder Tang is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, how can you look down on the old slut, do you say that what I said is right, you stinky man! ”
The fourth aunt was about to make me cry, this time it played even more, and said to the ghost boy on the side:
"Don't go up, see me solve this lewd thief with my own hands, to vent the hatred in my heart!"
Hearing this forced raise say this, I instantly became ecstatic, thinking to myself stupid or stupid, the more you weaken your combat effectiveness, the happier your father and I will be!
Hearing that this forced to not let my ghost fail, I put away the soul hook lock and the ruler, the scorpion spirit thought I was disarming and surrendering, and rushed towards me quickly, when its big tail heel was about to pierce my head, I quickly rolled, came to the spear, picked up the spear on the ground and fought with the scorpion spirit.
The scorpion spirit was completely broken at this time, and it was full of thoughts about how to kill me, but what it didn't know was that the more chaotic his mentality was, the more unable he could win, and I gradually became more relaxed, and shouted while easily coping with its attack:
"Changing your life against the sky and accompanying you is the relationship of reincarnation. The sky is full of mixed silk, and the comeback will definitely win. ”
When I shouted this, a layer of my hair hung on the butt of the scorpion spirit, and the scorpion spirit instantly burst into a loud cry, forcibly breaking away from my attack, and continued to pay attention to rushing towards me.
Now it can be said that it was played in a haphazard manner, and I was happy to be idle, and as I fell backwards, I continued to shout:
"The Han Dynasty destroyed the Western Chu into Liu Bang, and the Three Kingdoms were righteous Liu Guanzhang. The three spears of you, me and him, the word love and meaning will always flow. ”
"What are you yelling about, is it overpowering yourself, you can and won't be in a hurry, because you won't last two rounds and you'll die."
I almost laughed when I heard the scorpion say this, and I said even more defiantly:
"You're a scorpion spirit, how can you live for hundreds of years, why don't you understand that the word "excess" is used in Buddhism, your ancestor I am a Taoist, do you understand!!"
The scorpion spirit has been irritated by me, and it is very humane to dance a break dance on the ground, and then the tail root begins to condense the evil qi, I dare not slack off, and I also condensed the gang qi on the palm of my hand.
"You dead thief, take my move, this is my strongest attack." The scorpion spirit said confidently.
"Don't force Lai Lai there, come on!"
The scorpion spirit stared, and the big tail instantly twitched towards me.
I didn't dare to slack off, and quickly stretched out my palm, "The Ye family's broken soul palm." ”