The Ye family's Broken Soul Palm quickly collided with the scorpion spirit's trick.

After the collision, I'm fine, and the scorpion spirit is fine.

I continued to say defiantly: "Can you have a little face, what have you made me lose, alas, it's a pity that you can't beat me." With that, I picked at my nose and flicked it towards my shoe.

The scorpion spirit looked at me resentfully, and after a long time, it turned into a human form and actually howled and cried.

I lay down in a groove directly, thinking to myself what is the situation with this Nima, this scorpion essence is still crying??

"If you want to fight, what are you crying about, you are also a god worshipped by one party, squatting on the ground and crying, what kind of body is this!" I said with a clear eye.

The scorpion spirit had already stopped crying, and pointed at me with his mouth and said:

"You stinky Taoist, if you want to beat you, where did you come from so much nonsense, you still dare to insult me, I ...... Woowoo woo ......"

I was speechless to the extreme, thinking that my mouth could still scold and cry the scorpion spirit, and I was no one.

"Now can we have a good talk, ah???" I squatted down, picked at my nose and said.

"What do I have to talk to you about, you get out of here, get out of here as far as you want." The scorpion spirit scolded resentfully.

"Uh...... I said scorpion spirit...... Oh no, I have to give you a face, I said Fourth Aunt, can we have a good talk, if you don't talk to me, I will continue to scold you, anyway, you can't help me, I will scold hard! You're a forced ......."

Before I finished scolding for the first time, the scorpion spirit hurriedly waved his hand at me and begged for mercy:

"Archmage spare your life, you can shut your Buddha's mouth, I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, we can talk about anything, okay?"

"Mm-hmm, that's pretty much it." I pretended to say.

"You are a god of one party, and you accept incense from one side to ensure the safety of one party, why have you frequently harmed people recently." I asked seriously.

Hearing me ask like this, the fourth aunt seemed to think of some hateful experience, and the fourth aunt said to me:

"You don't know about this, humans are damn this kind of thing!!"

Hearing it say this, I instantly felt a little unhappy and my eyes widened.

As if seeing my glare, he instantly became a little frightened, and said:

"Last Thursday night, a few children from other villages came here, and it was raining heavily, so they hid in my temple to avoid the rain, but I didn't care about them, thinking that they would leave by themselves when the weather cleared, so let's take shelter from the rain here for a while, after all, I can't lose anything, right?"

"And then?" I picked out my ears and dug out a big lump of earwax, I felt disgusted and bounced out, so I just happened to bounce on the scorpion essence, the scorpion spirit slapped it down with disgust, and continued:

"But those children don't know how to respect me, and they have repeatedly disrespected, saying what kind of cow and horse thing is the fourth aunt, and the protector of one side, in their opinion, I am a wolf cock molting dog cock is not a player, do you see the broken porcelain pieces on the ground, it is those stupid children who broke my statue, who am I going to provoke!?"

I listened to it and nodded.

If what the fourth aunt said is true, then it means that the fault is indeed not on it, I seem to have thought of something again, and asked at the beginning:

"What about the children?"

"Killed." It said simply, as if it were nothing to it.

"I can't judge right or wrong in this matter, after all, I can't distinguish one, two, three, who can I say? A few stupid children smashed the statue of the fourth aunt and sacrificed part of the incense of the fourth aunt, which is naturally wrong, and the fourth aunt killed a few stupid children in a fit of anger, but it can't be said wrong, but the punishment is a little more ruthless. ”

Just then my phone rang:

The evening breeze blows the pine waves,

Blowing this wind chime is like a heavenly sound.

Standing in the silence of this city,

Let all the hustle and bustle go away.

Only the green mountains are hidden among the white clouds,

Butterflies walk freely through the stream.

Look at the sunset blooming in the sky,

There is a flock of westward returning birds.

Who drew this heaven and earth.

Draw me and you again.

Make our world colorful.

Who made us cry,

Surprise us again.

Let's love each other and meet each other like this,

Always say goodbye, reunion and separation.

Always on a long road.

Since I couldn't make a judgment on this matter, I deliberately made my mobile phone ring again, and then I took out my mobile phone and glanced at it, and found that it was none other than Li Qingrou.

I answered the phone with a smile on my face:

"Hey, hello?"

"You don't have my phone number?" Li Qingrou on the other end of the phone said.

"It's saved, the remarks say Li Qingrou." I don't seem to be able to figure out the head of the second monk, but I don't understand why she asks like that.

"Then you and I are a hammer...... How things are handled, if you can still talk to me, it means that you are not dead. Li Qingrou on the other end of the phone said.

I was a little unhappy when I heard her words, and I just wanted to refute her, but I didn't feel that necessary, so I licked the corners of my mouth twice, and didn't continue the topic, but said the things here.

Li Qingrou laughed on the other end of the phone for a while, and asked:

"So you don't know what to do now, do you?"

"That's right, I don't think anyone is wrong, of course I don't know how to deal with it, do you have any good ideas, let's hear it?"

I asked, with the attitude of giving it a try.

"I really have, then you listen."

Ten minutes later......

I touched my nose and asked the fourth aunt:

"Uh...... I said Fourth Aunt, you have already killed those people to vent your hatred, just stop it, I will act as if nothing happened, you continue to absorb your incense and keep the peace of one party, okay? ”

When the fourth aunt heard my words, she said with a fierce face:

"No, no, no, this is resolutely not good, human beings should ......"

Before it could finish speaking, I hurriedly widened my eyes again.

This forced cultivator seemed to see my eyes and understood what I meant, "Ahem, okay, the fourth aunt will promise you." ”

Ouch fuck, and TM pretended to be in front of Master Benkanyu. I complained secretly.

In this way, I reached an agreement with the fourth aunt that it will not harm people in the future, and will accept incense to keep the other party safe, and I will not scold it again in the future.

But I feel the coolest battle I fought, obviously I am not the opponent on the other side, but I subdued it with the power of my mouth, I should be the most dick mage from ancient times to the present.