Chapter 52: The Mad Girl Kills the Lord!

After Su Zhe found the mole on the standing card, he solved the problem of the ownership of the two standing cards, and Cai Zifeng also stood next to the other standing card with confidence.

And Cai Zifeng's fans immediately became demons:

[Look carefully at the stand, Brother Feng is better than Su Zhe's proportions! ] Get in better shape! 】

[That's right, they wear different clothes in the show, and the angles are different, so it's difficult to compare them directly. Thanks to the program team, the two standing cards are put together, both wearing slim suits, and the advantages and disadvantages of their figures cannot be concealed! 】

[Look at the waistline! The two of them are about the same height, but Brother Feng's long legs completely exploded Su Zhe! 】

[And the butt, Brother Feng's ass is more warped. 】

[Ahhh It's so X-sensitive! Look, I'm sitting on the floor row L! 】

[This makes people more dead than people, and goods have to be thrown away!] Su Zhe is also very good in figure alone, but compared with Brother Feng, he is dwarfed. 】

[Su Zhe didn't expect it, the standing link exposed his poor figure, hahaha laughed to death, and the sugarcane shouted again! ] 】

In the face of the ridicule of Cai Zifeng's fans, the sugarcane were angry, but it was difficult to tell nonsense with their eyes open, so they had to change the topic:

[If you have the ability, don't compare the body, compare the song! ] 】

[That is, what we like is my brother's talent and character, and primitive talents only look at legs and buttocks. 】

[Yes, as soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I thought I was selling livestock, and I was discussing thigh meat and rump meat here. 】

But even if they tried their best to defend themselves, they fell into disadvantage, because they didn't have to talk about him left and right, and they could tell the advantages and disadvantages of their bodies at a glance.

Cai Zifeng looked at the barrage and snickered, and quietly glanced at Su Zhe, wanting to see his embarrassed and embarrassed expression.

Su Zhe just shrugged his shoulders and didn't take it to heart:

"Can you quarrel about this?"

"That's right." Cai Zifeng pretended to be generous, with a smug expression on his face, and said hypocritically, "What's wrong with the poor figure?" It doesn't affect the writing of songs. ”

Directly defined as "poor stature", this scheming man!

While they were chatting, the staff walked to the back of the stand and uncovered the white cloth in turn, revealing the name written on the back of the stand.

All of the fronts are correct, after all, ABC is hard to confuse.

Zhou Yongmei: ......

Why is it always me who gets hurt?

It wasn't until the staff walked to the standing sign next to Su Zhe that they opened it and were immediately stunned:

"Huh? This is Mr. Cai's standing card! ”

Cai Zifeng and Su Zhe were all stunned.

The brawl on the barrage was also suspended.

The staff went to the standing sign next to Cai Zifeng, uncovered the white cloth, and announced:

"This is Mr. Su's card."

The scene was somewhat quiet.

Su Zhe pointed to the mole on Cai Zifeng's standing card in disbelief, and said strangely:

"Then why does he have the same mole as me?"

The staff wiped it on the standing card with his fingers, and actually erased the "mole", and said embarrassedly:

"I'm sorry, but this is a dirty spot we accidentally got on."

Su Zhe: ......

Cai Zifeng: ......

Guests: ......

They all remembered the barrage they saw just now, and Cai Zifeng's fans praised it for a long time, it turned out to be Su Zhe's stand?

That is to say-

The Feng girls worked hard to prove that Su Zhe's figure completely exploded Cai Zifeng!

It's really a crazy girl, and when you are crazy, you even beat the main master!

They tried to hold back their laughter, but the barrage couldn't hold back-

[Hahaha, why is this live broadcast room so funny? ] Why is Su Zhe so funny? He obviously didn't mean to be funny, but he was particularly effective, and he was simply the favor of the god of live broadcasting! 】

[I especially want to interview the crazy girls, what do you think about the crazy family and your brother just now? 】

[And the one who sat on the ground, you made the wrong egg, you know? ] 】

[I'm going to laugh and go into shock, you laugh first, I'll slow down.] 】

[I'm sugarcane, I apologize, I was arbitrary just now, we have the ability to compare the body! ] 】

[I also admit that I'm a primitive person, so I like to look at long legs and cocked ass! ] 】

[Huh? Why don't the crazy girls make a sound? Wasn't it crazy just now? Keep jumping, keep taunting your brother for his short legs and collapsed buttocks! 】

[This time, let's listen to the crazy girl kill the master, and the sugar cane plantation has won a big victory! ] 】

Cai Zifeng stared at the barrage with a gloomy face, and silently exchanged positions with Su Zhe, his expression was very ugly.

Su Zhe hesitated for a moment and comforted him:

"It's okay, and the poor figure doesn't affect the writing of songs."

“……”

At this moment, Cai Zifeng especially hoped that Huaxia would not ban guns, so he could take out the machine gun and da at Su Zhe.

But now, the full screen of [hahaha] is like a machine gun, slamming at him and killing his self-esteem.

Why hasn't this broken world been destroyed?

Cheng PD felt that if he didn't interrupt this link, Cai Zifeng might turn black, and from then on he would devote himself to destroying the world or defeating Batman.

So he hurriedly said:

"Teachers, this link is to test everyone's familiarity with themselves, and the selection of standing cards is just an appetizer, and everyone has done a good job......"

"Except for me." After Su Zhe finished speaking for him, he explained embarrassedly, "It's all weird." ”

"Ahem." Cheng PD held back a smile and continued to introduce the task:

"Next, you have to accurately pick out your own facial features among the different facial features on the table and put them on the standing card. If all are correct, the stand will sound a beep; If you make a mistake, the device below the stand will spray a penalty. ”

The guests figured out the rules, and immediately there were smart people who went to get the mirror and wanted to look for it in the mirror.

"Wait!" Cheng PD stopped them and said something serious:

"It stands to reason that our faces should be accustomed to getting along day and night, and this level tests the teachers' sensitivity to daily life. It takes that kind of acumen to make music, doesn't it? ”

This sentence immediately elevates this game to the height of speculation-

If you don't even observe your own face carefully, how can you observe life?

How can you write a song without observing life?

Is it written to cramm?

Hearing Cheng PD's words, the guests immediately put down the mirror and stepped forward to find their facial features.

Su Zhe also wanted to step forward, but was stopped by Cheng PD:

"Teacher Su, you failed to find your own card, and you were penalized for five minutes."

Su Zhe was not convinced:

"Cai Zifeng also failed, why didn't he punish him?"

Cheng PD looked at him helplessly:

Cai Zifeng is ashamed enough, you can spare him.

Su Zhe received his information, thought about it carefully, and estimated that the short video just now was a hit, and decided to let Cai Zifeng go:

"Okay, then I'll let you have five minutes."

The guests laughed:

"Five minutes? We'll be able to spell it all in a minute! ”

They confidently walked to the table and began to pick out their facial features, but they gradually became dumbfounded, looking at any of them and not looking like them.

Cheng PD's treacherous plan succeeded, and he popularized science:

"Scientific research has found that it is very difficult for people to recognize faces with unchanged but upside-down facial features, which is called the 'face inversion effect'."

While explaining, he took out the photos of several celebrities and turned them upside down for everyone to identify.

[It's amazing, it's obviously a famous star, I watched it for a long time before I recognized it. 】

[I see, I have increased my knowledge. 】

[Hey, the mobile phone party is fearless! The screen is turned upside down and it is immediately clear who it is. 】

Cheng PD took out a few photos with slightly P pictures, and even a few very exaggerated celebrity cartoons, but everyone recognized which star it was at a glance.

Cheng PD explains:

"On the contrary, the facial features have been changed slightly, and the whole remains the same, but humans can easily recognize the changed face. This shows that the brain uses the overall memory of the human face, and does not remember the facial features individually. So when the five senses are separated, it is very difficult to distinguish. ”

It seems that this game is not that simple.

The guests had a headache, but Su Zhe was very relaxed:

If I take out the [Extraordinary Memory], how will Your Excellency respond?