Chapter 53: Why don't you just fan Su Zhe?
[Mom, I'm out of breath, I can learn knowledge by watching variety shows]
[Very good, the program team is not boring to explain, combined with the game, I can see it very clearly]
The audience was satisfied, but the guests had a headache.
They racked their brains to recall their facial features, carefully selected on the table, and after choosing, they confidently walked to the standing card and put it together-
Bang!
The device jet startled them, and they ran back to the table in embarrassment to continue looking for their facial features, laughing at the barrage.
[I'm laughing to death, these guests can't even find their facial features, it's really "shameful"! ] γ
[Literal "disgrace"]
[Oops, why hasn't Su Zhe been on it yet? He wasn't sprayed, so I'm looking forward to it! γ
A group of people don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement!
Su Zhe pursed his lips and bragged to the camera and barrage:
"Believe it or not, I made it right the first time?"
His live broadcast effect today is too good, and the audience thinks he has a strong sense of variety shows, and they ridiculed:
[Yo, I even found the wrong way to stand up my own cards, and I still brag here! ] γ
[How?] Do you have moles on your facial features? γ
[Hahaha! Full marks for yin and yang weirdness! Su Zhe, are you going to make a move - to find people with moles! γ
[Moles are a must!] γ
[Meaning: If there is a mole in the photo, you will definitely find it.] γ
[I'm laughing to death, can you stop ruining the idiom? ] There aren't many idioms we can use! γ
Su Zhe: ......
The sand sculpture is still your sand sculpture, admit defeat in the next.
Most of the fun of live streaming is created by the audience, and when the barrage speaks freely and can be ridiculed at will, it often bursts into more interesting jokes.
In comparison, the audience on Cai Zifeng's side is no less than Su Zhe, but almost all of them are Feng girls, passers-by dare to ridicule, and fans immediately have glass hearts and spray passers-by until they can't even recognize them.
How does this work?
Therefore, Su Zhe did not deliberately cultivate die-hard fans to control the review, which also brought benefits:
Passers-by are more popular, and ordinary viewers are more willing to watch him and are more willing to post barrages.
In the process of chatting with the barrage, five minutes passed quickly, and Cheng PD reminded him:
"You can go find your facial features."
Su Zhe saw that the other guests were anxious and couldn't finish it for a while, so he calmly walked to the table slowly.
Then, he picked and chose on the table, and he was so fast that he was dazzled to watch.
[Is he really picking? Others are so busy that they are frowning when they find it, why is he so relaxed? γ
[Mom, this person's compulsion is simply from the inside out, naturally emanating. γ
[When will I learn this kind of natural and unpretentious pretense?] γ
[Coach, I want to learn to pretend! (BGM) Saka ......γ
Su Zhe smiled, can the matter of extraordinary memory be called pretending?
But he rummaged for a while, but he really didn't find a suitable one, glanced at it, and found that Cai Zifeng had a lot of facial features in his hand to select.
His fans helped him cheat and came up with ideas:
[Brother Feng, pick this nose! ] This nose is so beautiful, it must be your nose! γ
[This eye has a god, but it seems to be a little different from Brother Feng...... No matter what, try it! γ
[Don't choose that mouth, it's so good-looking, Brother Feng's mouth is a little wide]
The fan above was sprayed and quickly explained:
[I didn't slander Brother Feng, I just helped Brother Feng come up with ideas (banned)]
Cai Zifeng pointed out according to the barrage, and finally selected his facial features and pasted them on the stand.
Bang! Jet!
Su Zhe happened to come over, didn't do anything, was sprayed inexplicably, and looked confused:
"Huh?"
He looked at Cai Zifeng speechlessly, suspecting that he was doing it on purpose, and stepped forward to remove the [eyes] and [nose] that were praised by the Feng girls from the standing card.
"What are you doing with my facial features?" Cai Zifeng exclaimed.
Su Zhe was speechless:
"Teacher Cai, this is obviously mine. That's right......"
He found another [mouth] from Cai Zifeng's hand, which was praised by banned fans, and added:
"It's mine too."
"You're so confident?" Cai Zifeng was not convinced, "Is there a mole on it?" β
Su Zhe: ......
It's not going to get over it, is it?
"It's mine, I don't believe you're looking."
He simply took all the facial features that Cai Zifeng was holding in his hand, picked and picked, and found [ears] and [eyebrows], and said helplessly:
"Teacher Cai, why did you take my face away?"
Cai Zifeng looked at him unconvinced:
"Are you so sure? Go verify it. β
[I have been lurking in Cai Zifeng's live broadcast room just now, and I found that he chose one principle for his facial features, selected the best ones, and tried them one by one]
[The facial features picked by Su Zhe were all praised by the Feng girls, Cai Zifeng must be unhappy when he saw him choose to go! ] γ
[In this way, Su Zhe's criteria for selecting facial features are the same as Cai Zifeng: don't choose the right one, only choose the handsome one. γ
[This bunch of fresh meat is too narcissistic]
[Nonsense, if I'm so handsome, I'm more narcissistic, and I can rush in front of the mirror]
[Against the sky! γ
In the barrage and Cai Zifeng's attentive gaze, Su Zhe casually put his facial features on his standing card, and he heard-
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to Mr. Su Zhe, who has found his true self! β
What a success!
The other guests all looked at Su Zhe in surprise:
"Aren't you being penalized? How can it be faster than all of us? β
"yes, how did you find that?"
Su Zhe smiled and said modestly:
"I'm usually more narcissistic, just remembering what I look like."
Cheng PD immediately said:
"Wrong, narcissistic people automatically beautify their appearance, and they look better in their eyes than outsiders. But if you can find your facial features accurately, it means that you are not only not narcissistic, but also sober. β
[That's right, everyone else lives in a retouched picture, and it's hard to face up to their true appearance]
[Su Zhe posted selfies on Weibo without makeup or P pictures, he must know his true appearance better than them]
[But sober people are the most ridiculous, I feel sorry for Su Zhe. γ
In a barrage of praise, someone remembered one thing:
[Wait!] When Cai Zifeng chose his good-looking facial features just now, he picked all of Su Zhe's facial features, does it mean that Cai Zifeng's self is what Su Zhe looks like? γ
[There is also a peak girl, who blows farts at Su Zhe's facial features, she never expected it to blow on the opponent's head, right? ] γ
[Or, Cai Zifeng in the fantasy of the peak girl, has Su Zhe's face? ] γ
[There is also Su Zhe's figure! ] γ
[Then why don't they just fan Su Zhe? ] γ
It's a barrage that pierces the heart.
Cai Zifeng felt very heartbroken, he is a famous group photo killer in the entertainment industry! Why was Su Zhe compared everywhere?
γDing! γ
[Debunking Cai Zifeng's character design: group photo killer (minus 36%)]
γDraw Reward: Chef Knife Worker (Intermediate)γ
Well, Su Zhe is now a cook who can't cook but has excellent knife skills and a dashing spoon.
γDing! γ
[Get a positive character: perfect body (41%)]
γDraw Reward: Piano Playing (Intermediate)γ
Su Zhe has some regrets, but it's a pity that he comes with [top appearance] from the factory, and he can't get a similar [perfect facial features] character design repeatedly.
But he was very satisfied with the ability to draw [piano playing], after all, the piano is known as the king of musical instruments, and as a musician who can compose, there is always a lack of confidence if he can't play the piano.
"Cheng PD, as the first place, can I choose the foreign aid group?"