Author: Miao Sister

One: Take a shower and go fishing

Bamboos bloom quietly on the hillside, and one by one the bamboos are lined up like apples.

Lin Daiyu wore a short-sleeved dress that was not washed, transparent, and worn in summer.

Of course, there is some sweat on the body, which will make your body cooler and make you feel comfortable and transparent.

Lin Daiyu walked out of the room and looked at an old grandmother in the distance drying her clothes.

Lin Daiyu stepped forward to block the old grandmother and said, "Beautiful old grandmother, please don't let you dry your clothes now, I want to invite you to eat a bun." ”

Saying that, Lin Daiyu stretched out her hand and pulled the old grandmother into the room, it was a brand-new kitchen, snow-white tableware, and a comfortable Chen She, all of which were bright and white.

The two sat at the table facing each other, and the grandmother was amazed and amazed, thinking that a boy would be so beautiful and tidy, it was really breathtaking.

The old woman smiled and was kind. Lin Daiyu poured a bottle of beautiful and luxurious red wine for her grandmother, and a bird was painted on the red wine, and probably the author didn't know what brand it was.

The old grandmother smiled slightly, laughing like a 16-year-old girl, Lin Daiyu said: "Grandma, this is my own steamed bun, you can taste it." I know the stuffing. “

"Got it!" The old grandmother said, "Ha, I've never heard of the buns. ”

And the grandmother put some vinegar and soy sauce in the bun, it turns out that the most beautiful thing in the world is vinegar and soy sauce, and the grandmother is full of praise for the bun.

"I've never eaten such delicious buns, can you bring me a few of them home?"

Lin Daiyu said: "Of course there is no problem, we are good neighbors, even if we bring 100, 1,000, 10,000 is no problem." “

The old grandmother wiped her mouth with the bun, and the bun just now was eaten cleanly, and she took three of them for her granddaughter to eat.

Lin Daiyu sent the grandmother downstairs, the grandmother lived on the first floor, and the grandmother was full of red roses at the door of the house.

Lin Daiyu also returned to her upstairs with a smile, lying on the bed and couldn't help falling asleep. The sun shines after the moon, and the moon shines on the sun. Lin Daiyu slept for two days and two nights, and he slept with a cocoon on his feet, which helped Lin Daiyu to chase the sun, but he didn't catch it for more than 200 days, and he fell asleep sleepily in the peach garden.

There was a group of monkeys in the Peach Blossom Land that surrounded Lin Daiyu. The monkeys tore off Lin Daiyu's cheeks and Lin Daiyu's bones, and soon Lin Daiyu was torn by the monkeys.

Monkeys dance happily around the garden with bones and meat.

A beautiful little girl came up to her, smiled at the monkeys, and said, "Give me back my man." “

The monkeys rushed over, gave the little girl all the meat, and ran away. The monkeys followed the hole to the bottom of the hole. Under the tree hole is the world of frogs.

The monkey and the frog danced and played happily together, and the little girl was about to piece Lin Daiyu's bones and flesh together.

After a night of sewing and repairing, Lin Daiyu was made up. Although Lin Daiyu's face is a little bloodshot, she only needs to wash it.

Jumping into the lake, the girl kindly handed Lin Daiyu a towel and said, "Wash it." “

Lin Daiyu said, "Okay, thank you." ”

"You're welcome at all. After washing, follow me to the fishing. “

Lin Daiyu said: "Okay! My favorite thing is fishing. ”

2. Unsalted chicken

Two drops of light rain fell from the gloomy sky, dripping on the water, and the waves splashed on the hem of the girl's skirt. Two mud spots, fresh and natural.

The girl's eyes looked at Lin Daiyu like clear water. He stepped forward and asked, "Can I borrow your sword and use it?" ”

Without saying a word, Lin Daiyu threw the heavy sword on her body on the girl's body, the girl's shoulders were weak and overwhelmed, and the sword pressed herself to the ground and pressed it into an eggplant.

Lin Daiyu hurriedly helped the girl up and took her to the hospital, and the doctor in the hospital said, "May I ask if you two are a couple?" “

Lin Daiyu said: "No. ”

The doctor said, "I'm sorry, this girl is pregnant with your child, and I want him to give birth now, may I ask, can I give birth?" “

Lin Daiyu said: "It takes ten months to be pregnant, why is it born at this moment?" Even if it's my child, I can't tell that she has a big belly. ”

The doctor smiled and took out a child from his back, which had already been born.

Lin Daiyu laughed, looked at the child in the doctor's hand, looked at the beautiful girl, and felt that she was really the lucky husband in the world.

And the doctor has his hands in his pockets, his eyes looking out the window, and the doctor is extremely moving and handsome.

Lin Daiyu stepped forward and handed the doctor a pack of cigarettes, saying that we might as well go to see the sunset. The two of them watched the sunset here quietly in a daze.

The two of them are extremely handsome standing together.

The girl slid over from a distance, hugged Lin Daiyu's hands tightly, and said that it was time for us to go home.

Lin Daiyu suddenly realized: "Oh, it's time to go home!" Goodbye, doctor. "I was dragged away by the girl.

The two men walked to the door of the house, and a large carriage drove past the door. The maiden said, "The man who is riding in the carriage asks you to come down for me." ”

The rider turned his head slightly, and when he saw the maiden stop, he stopped the carriage. The girl stepped forward and asked, "Where are you going to pull this horse?" “

The man on horseback said, "Oh, this is the carriage for the sightseeing tour, and we let him pick up the tourists in this city." “

The girl said, "No, no! You come down for me. “

The man said with a surprised face, "I don't know you, why do you want to get off the carriage?" “

The girl said, "Come down, and I'll take you to our house to eat delicious fried chicken." ”

The horseman and the maiden had to walk from the first floor to the third floor to the girl's house. Gorgeous bright living room. The horseman lay on the sofa and said freely, "You want to invite me to fried chicken, it just so happens that I want to sleep." He told me to sleep here. ”

The girl lifted her skirt and walked to the kitchen to make chickens.

Beautiful, fabulous chicken

The three of them gulped on fried chicken, drank beautiful beer, and lay down on the sofa before falling asleep.

Lin Daiyu suddenly got up from the sofa and asked, "Wife, it seems that there is no salt in the chicken." ”