Author: Miao Sister

One: Fish Girl Drunkard

As dusk came, Lin Daiyu's mind was a little restless, because today's wind blew on his chest and made him feel as if he was not a man. So what is it? It must not be a woman, is it a ghost? Lin Daiyu asked herself.

As soon as his hand rested on his chest, he saw his body blowing like the wind, whirling and dancing in the sky.

Lin Daiyu especially likes to walk alone by the lake, he looks at the water in the lake, there are fish in the water, the fish swim in the water, and he doesn't know whether the fish is swimming in the water or the water is swimming in the fish. The fish swims around like the eyes of the girl, like the eyes of the girl.

A fish suddenly stood up from the water. Gradually getting bigger, gradually getting bigger, gradually getting closer, when she walked in front of Lin Daiyu's eyes, she was already a delicate, snow-white and slender girl.

The girl put her hand on Lin Daiyu's hand, and at this moment, a torrential rain suddenly fell in the sky.

Lin Daiyu thought that if both of them were wet, it wouldn't be good. And he carried the maiden to his own place.

There were several women hanging at the door of Lin Daiyu's private residence, and they hung their bodies under Lin Daiyu's eaves to protect Lin Daiyu from the wind and rain.

Lin Daiyu said: "I really appreciate you very much, but this will scare me." “

I saw a woman smile at Lin Daiyu and say hello.

Lin Daiyu thought to herself, "Okay, since that's the case, then I'd better go back to the house."

I opened the wooden door and changed my shoes and put on a pair of clogs. Lin Daiyu first laid the girl flat on the sofa, the girl was wearing a JK uniform, and the long white socks were gently taken off by Lin Daiyu.

The girl said, "Wine." "Gentle body has collapsed on the sofa.

Lin Daiyu thought about it, it turned out that this girl was a drunkard, a fishman drunkard.

He took out a bottle from his refrigerator, took out a bottle of French lion's heart brandy, and put it in the girl's hand. The girl lifted her white legs and sat up from the sofa and looked at Lin Daiyu. Her eyes were like looking at a fish in the water, and the girl asked Lin Daiyu, "Why did you carry me back?" ”

Lin Daiyu said: "I was afraid that you would be wet by the rain just now." “

At this moment, the rain was beating outside the window, hitting the iron surface of the building and making a ticking sound, and it also hit Lin Daiyu's heart.

The girl took Lin Daiyu's hand and came to the windowsill. With a snort, he jumped off the windowsill.

At this moment, the girl turned into a flying swallow, stood on Lin Daiyu's head and said, "Actually, I am a swallow that no one knows." But since I have known you, I want to marry you my life, will you marry a swallow? “

Lin Daiyu looked at the girl's eyes, the autumn waves were like a sword, piercing people's hearts. Suddenly turned around and went to the toilet and vomited, not because she looked ugly like this, but because Lin Daiyu suddenly felt a little unwell.

He walked back slowly, and the swallow was looking out the window at the balcony, watching the raindrops fall outside the window.

Lin Daiyu said: "I'm not feeling well tonight, let's not talk about these things first, let me go to sleep first." ”

Lying on the bed and closing the door, Lin Daiyu took off his clogs with great effort, did not change clothes, did not take a bath, and fell asleep after lying down. In a few moments, the room was filled with the snoring of gentle men, and Swallow stood alone on the windowsill with a glass bottle of lion's heart and looked at the beautiful night scene.

The wine can never be drunk, and the person will always be beautiful.

Two stone statues

Lin Daiyu, who was sprinkled with dandelions, was like dandelions stationed on this mountain.

He waited in the mountains for five months for the fish-man drunkard. It's the girl who can't get enough of drinking. Today is the day they agreed to reunite after a long absence.

Lin Daiyu caught a fish in the mountains, and the cold flames were roasting the fish's body. There is actually a note in the fish maw. Lin Daiyu carefully opened the note, which read: I will kill you tonight. “

Lin Daiyu was worried in her heart, "How can you kill me tonight?" You're not one of mine. After thinking about it, Lin Daiyu threw the note far aside and ate her grilled fish.

It was noon, and there was a grape trellis in front of their house, and under the grape trellis was a place where they could enjoy the shade.

It has been more than five months since the girl and Lin Daiyu reunited after a long absence. The girl's figure is even more graceful, and she carries a sack behind her, and the sack of wine is all French lion's heart brandy.

The maiden said, "Thank you very much for giving me wine that day, and I will give you back ten times as much wine." ”

Lin Daiyu said: "But I want to quit drinking for ten years." I can't drink right now. “

The girl said, "It doesn't matter, you can't drink, then these are still mine." Go and boil some boiling water, and use the boiling water to accompany me to drink. “

"That's right!" The girl added, "Another 15 catties of beef, I'm going to eat and drink with you today." After all, it's been five months, and you know how much I miss you? “

Lin Daiyu went to the kitchen with a smile and picked up pots and pans, picked up a knife and went to the backyard to stab the cow on the back, only to see a piece of the cow's meat fall out. Lin Daiyu put this piece of meat on her own board and messed with everything with a knife. Boiled, fried and soaked, 15 catties of beef were quickly placed on the table. Beef platter, a specialty. Boiled beef, fried beef, roast beef. A variety of different recipes of beef.

The girl ate beef with onions and some small wild vegetables in the mountains. The girl asked, "You haven't seen me for so many days, do you miss me?" “

Lin Daiyu stared out the window blankly and did not speak.

The girl took a closer look, Lin Daiyu was not Lin Daiyu, but she had become a stone statue, and this stone statue had not moved for a long time. Stone.

The girl drank quietly alone, and didn't pay attention to Lin Daiyu anymore. After more than two hours of walking, the girl ate all the beef on the whole table by herself. And she was already drunk, but at the moment she didn't drink enough wine at all, he was going to the forest to find Lin Daiyu's good friend Brother Ant to continue drinking.

Brother Ant was sitting under the lamp mending a pair of his worn-out blue shoes, and when Brother Ant saw the girl, he enthusiastically took out the best wine in his wooden cabinet to drink with the girl.

The lights were dim, and the two were drinking.