Author: Miao Sister

One: The girl laughs infatuatedly

If you don't have your pants on, don't put them on and keep them off. Take off your pants and go to heaven. The two little girls in heaven stroked Lin Daiyu's cheeks with their white hands, and Lin Daiyu said: "I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to lift my pants today, I just didn't want to lift my pants, and lifting my pants didn't have any essential benefits for me." “

The two girls looked at Lin Daiyu with a smile and gently lifted his pants with their hands. Lin Daiyu ran away very shyly and reservedly. came to a place full of flowers, and there was a white horse waiting for Lin Daiyu in front of him.

Bai Ma said angrily: "Lin Daiyu, I've been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come at this time?" ”

After saying that, Hakuba put his hands in his pockets. There was a glittering golden light behind the white horse's buttocks, and this golden light radiated with incredible brilliance. It seems to be the head of a bald monk of a Shaolin Temple.

The white horse took the monk out, and the monk drooped his head and counted the slices, twos, and three slices of pork belly on the board. Monks can eat pork belly, it's really incomprehensible.

Lin Daiyu and the monk sat on the sofa together and roasted the pork belly, and the whole room was filled with the smell of pork belly, as well as the smell of summer afternoon afternoon that made everyone feel excited. It was as if someone came to kiss his pleasure at the end of the day.

Lin Daiyu stood outside the house and waited for the girl who came to kiss him, only to see a petite, cute and thin girl wearing a yellow retro denim, and really walked over.

The girl was also leading an elephant behind her, and there was a donkey behind the elephant, and a chicken was pulled behind the donkey.

Lin Daiyu said: "No matter what, we must eat fried chicken once tonight, and then you can kiss me again, okay?" ”

The girl smiled slightly, her hands in her pockets were the youthful and lovely appearance of fifteen or sixteen years old, and the sun shone on the girl's face, as if sprinkled on the flowers on the earth.

The girl's own legs hung on a sofa, stretched, and danced, and the evening sun just fell. The two followed the light to the moon, and enjoyed a beautiful luxurious feast with Lin Daiyu inside, and the fried chicken was delicious.

There was a bed in the moonlight, and after eating, the two of them lay on the bed and said trivial things in their hearts, Lin Daiyu opened her mouth and called: "Mom"

The girl said, "Why do you call me Mommy?" ”

Lin Daiyu said: "I see that you have a kind gaze, and your hairstyle is very similar to that of the deceased mother." “

After speaking, the girl smiled infatuated and took Lin Daiyu's hand. After eating fried chicken, the two came to a cloud. There is a stinky monkey fishing there on the clouds, the monkey is slightly fishing for the fish, and the fish is slowly waiting to be hooked, at this time a fish deliberately reversed its body and jumped in the water to eat the fish hook, the fish hook hooked the fish mouth, the fish mouth was hung up by Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong skillfully put his hand on Lin Daiyu's shoulder and said: "You are finally here, go, take you to see the beautiful dragon fruit in our hometown!" “

Every time the dragon fruit falls on the tree, the dragon fruit looks like a donkey on the roof of a big mansion, and the dragon fruit spits big bubbles under it. There was red blood on the bubbles, and the appearance of the blood was extremely bright, Lin Daiyu wanted to take a bite of the fire dragon's mouth, but was blocked by Sun Wukong.

"This can't be eaten, after eating it, the whole body will glow, and this dragon fruit is highly poisonous."

Lin Daiyu thanked Sun Wukong for saving his life, and slept under the dragon fruit tree for a whole afternoon.

Two: You are my tears and I am your eyelashes, which is our legal relationship and belonging

Originally, I didn't want to turn myself into a puddle of water to melt in the middle of this pavilion, but the wind was too strong today, and I had to turn myself into a puddle of water to melt in this pavilion. Lin Daiyu thought so in her heart, so she turned herself into a big pool of water and put it in the middle of the pavilion.

I saw that the wind suddenly turned, a subtle wind turned into a small bird, the bird came to chirp and drink water, a girl wearing high heels came to the pavilion, actually painted her own shoes, a pen to paint, left and right carefully looked at their beautiful high heels in the distance.

Lin Daiyu looked at this girl in the water, and saw that the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were so delicate and beautiful, like a straw full of stingers inserted on the hillside.

Lin Daiyu shouted: "Hey, little girl, what are you doing here?" ”

The little girl looked around at first, but she didn't feel Lin Daiyu's existence. Even the way you look around is so beautiful. A gust of wind came from afar, and this gust of wind came from the cold and gloomy moonlit night in another hemisphere, and it was so cool that this gust of wind blew at this time.

Lin Daiyu called the girl again in the water and said, "I'm here, I'm this puddle of water!" I think your feet look beautiful! Would you rather fall in love with a puddle of water? “

When the girl saw this puddle of water, her heart shook and she said, "Ah, I'm almost late for work!" “

The girl hurriedly put on her high heels, put the drawing board in her purse, and trotted to work in uniform.

Lin Daiyu was left alone in the pavilion in an instant, he was this puddle of water.

A donkey came to drink the water from the pool, but the donkey shed a tear as he drank it. Lin Daiyu looked at the donkey and said, "Why are you crying?" ”

The donkey said, "Ah, you are my tears, and I am your eyelashes, and this is our legal relationship." ”

Lin Daiyu stood up, just now it was a puddle of water, but now she has become a personable person. Lin Daiyu said: "The best way to treat depression is to travel the world, go, I'll take you to see the world!" Lin Fei got on the donkey, and the two of them galloped into a hamburger, where beautiful flowers bloomed, and boundless fields, in which colorful and beautiful stones shimmered.

The girl with painted shoes got off work, came to KFC with a hurried look and eyes shining, and ordered a chicken leg burger. Sit in front of the window, put down your phone, take a big bite of a hamburger, not to mention how happy you are.

Lin Daiyu and the donkey slipped into the girl's belly.