Author: Miao Sister

One: A wedding in disguise

Breeze plays its own special role on the earth: Breeze!

Milk does its magic on the cow: feed the baby cow!

The essence of things is entangled with other things, but the inner relationship of their essence does not change, and true happiness does not punish itself for becoming unhappy because of how much sorrow comes; True sadness is also real gold, which is not afraid of fire refining, and will remain sad unswervingly.

There is no essential difference between dragonflies and ants by the river, and the bride's hijab can be completely without, and a basin of cold water can be poured on it as a hijab. And the flower in Sina's hand can also be turned into a sharp machine gun to shoot at the wedding party. Regardless of what is happening in the world, the flies inexplicably crawl slowly on the ground.

The bride's smiling face showed the fear of zombies, and she pounced on the groom's body. The two of them fell to the ground and rolled, from the sun to the river, from the mirror to the rice paddy field of the dream, from the scorching fire of the sun rolling from the black heart field of the bear. The bride herself is a little girl downstairs eating ice cream, which melts into her white teeth and falls to her thighs, and then from the base of her thighs to the ground and a group of ants come forward to swallow it. After eating the ice cream, the girl got on a 28 bicycle and rode to the field where she was going to beg. Today she is going to beg for the beautiful scarecrow in the field for the last of the summer's glory and smiles.

The scarecrow smiled and looked at the riding girl standing in front of him in a red dress with flower dots, and saw the girl kneeling on the ground with her legs sad and solemn. The scarecrow stretched out his hand, and a shiny stick like a ham sausage slipped from the sky onto the girl's hands, and the white hands received the little stick full of laughter and returned to the dark sky, sat in the corner of the stars, and gnawed on.

At the wedding, everyone took out their hands and applauded, but the bride put her hands on her crotch on both sides, as if telling people: My crotch is as far away as Qingshan Daiyuan. Yes, when the bride is clearly standing in front of the groom, the groom can't see the bride's existence, and it is unreachable. And the groom's back was sore, and he saw that his future child was looking at him with expectant eyes, so he took the child to the supermarket and bought three hams, and under the three hams there was a surprisingly moving and beautiful text, Arabic, which I couldn't understand.

Three ham sausages walked into the ancient alley with a fine taste, and four or five ancient Greek girls wearing red gauze clothes ran out of the alley, and the stars surrounded the children like the moon. Some people take a clay bucket with water to bathe the child, and some use their hands to sway the child's body. It turns out that the feeling of physical comfort is so relaxing and wonderful. The boy turned into a goldfish and swam into the water and sold newspapers. "Sell newspapers! Sell newspapers. "Running in the water like this, he ran into his father.

Yes! No, the little boy hasn't been born yet, after all. It's just the imagination of the father when he saw the bride, picked up a yellow brick and threw it into the sky of the church! Wow! The white doves in the sky soared around in confusion. It's like a white dove dancing without a hometown, they don't need a hometown, they don't need a fixed lock word to fill the joy of their footsteps, they just need to keep flying and continue to jump in the air. No one appreciated it even since.

The groom slowly lowered his right hand, the right hand that had just been put on the ring for the bride. Pick up a watermelon in your left hand and put it in your mouth and eat it.

"I'm so thirsty!"

The bride helped the groom wipe the watermelon juice on his face with her gentle hands, and the snow-white wedding dress was dyed red by the watermelon juice. The groom threw the watermelon into the sky, and the machine guns fired in unison, and suddenly the sky of the wedding chapel was sprinkled with sweet and delicious watermelon juice.

Everyone bathed and breathed in the delicious watermelon juice, what a wonderful blessing. Some eat watermelon, some use their mouths to catch the watermelon juice that falls, some stand on the watermelon seeds and dance, and some jump from the watermelon seed to the watermelon pulp and then to the watermelon skin.

This is the wedding scene.

Two: Wandering before death

After the roses were handed to the bride's snow-white breast, the groom resolutely rode away.

The bridegroom wept on horseback, holding a ham sausage in his right hand and putting it in his mouth, biting one bite at a time, like biting a dried catfish that could never be torn again.

The action of the group made the groom a little timid, but also courageous, and he gave fifty yuan to the child in front of him to send him to reincarnation as soon as possible. If this trip is late, you won't be able to be a person in the next life.

The child beckoned to a snow-white carriage. The driver was a handsome long-haired prince, and the prince greeted the groom and asked, "You're going to the underworld?" ”

"Yes!"

There used to be a lot of buses that went to different countries. If you get on the wrong one, you will never have the chance to go back and be reincarnated. There are those who go to the moon to eat with Chang'e, those who go to parallel worlds to see the future, and those who go back to the past to fish.

Lord Yama happily met the groom and gave him two big chicken legs to eat. The groom happily ate two big chicken legs and lay on the bed of Lord Yama and said, "The chicken legs are delicious, and the bed is comfortable!" I won't leave here in the future! ”

Lord Yama jumped to the side of the bed like a monkey and rubbed the groom's heart: "It's okay to live here!" But you have to kiss me first. The bride pulled up Lord Yama from behind and kissed him deeply on the cheek.

"You dare to rob a man with me! Look at the moves. I saw the bride leap up from the ground and turn into a small mountain and crush Lord Yama to death.

The tomb of Lord Yama is on a high mountain in the underworld, and there is a cave in the underworld, which is the same as the world. The husband and wife are personally buried in this place where the flowers and plants are very beautiful. I saw a female skeleton selling rice noodles in the back: "Selling rice noodles." ”

"Two bowls of rice noodles, one without coriander and one without salt."

After the skeleton finished making rice noodles, it was brought to the two of them. Carefully tasting the rice noodles, the hands of the two people gradually clasped together. It seems that there is no bird in the sky to visit this afternoon. Even the puddle of water in his heart suddenly cooled, and an ice bird flew out, waving its wings in front of the two of them, and a huge full moon shone on the earth.

In the moonlight, the girl moved into the darkness with a step, picking up the courage buried in the old days. The man squatted on the grave of Hades, contemplating the shape of life, causing the wind to melt him.