Author: Miao Sister

One: The Word of God

God's Word was gently sprayed out and flooded the earth.

A little duckling shook its cute head, and the duckling said, "So hungry, so hungry!" And when he saw the word of God, he floated and surged and the duckling drowned.

Although the ducklings can swim, in this turbulent water, the water is dozens of meters high, and it is not breathable at all. Plus! There are many dancing girls dressed in white in this flood that God's Word has become, and they are not ordinary dancing girls, they are ghosts.

The ghost grabbed the duckling and kept throwing it left and right, and the moment the duckling couldn't breathe anymore, he couldn't struggle anymore, and he died when he fell into the encirclement of the ghost. Everyone is holding a white funeral for the ducklings. The person who presided over this funeral was Lin Daiyu.

Lin Daiyu was wearing a white bun, an orange on her head, a pack of lipstick behind her back, a girl in her right hand, and a girl like a stick, holding her right leg in her left hand. It was the right leg that I cut off in the morning and didn't have time to eat.

Two cute ducklings' funerals

A black and white photo of the cute duckling is right in front and is the size of a sesame seed. It's okay if you can't see clearly, it's not so clear that everything looks good, Lin Daiyu thought in her heart.

First of all, there was a pork belly eating ceremony, and a little girl raised her hand and said, "Come and see, everyone, I am the first to eat pork belly, and the rest of you can learn from me." ”

Everyone followed the active learning, and suddenly a child wanted to pee so much that he couldn't help peeing on his pants. When the little girl saw it, she said, "It's okay, continue to pee freely!" The world is so big that there is no place for you to pee? Just pee in your pants and enjoy the cool pleasure. ”

The child really peed when he heard the little girl's words, and it was in his pants. Wet more. The pants are darker, and that's a must.

After everyone finished eating the pork belly, the little duck stretched out one hand from the coffin, especially like the duck paw of the exquisite duck paw. The duckling coughed, and everyone was very happy to see the hand, and then saw it coughing. Immediately rejoiced. Everyone was very happy to announce: "The duckling is not dead, the duckling is not dead!" ”

I saw that the children in wet pants also cheered together. At this time, the originally sad venue suddenly played very high music, and everyone twisted their little buttocks and waists, dancing in the blue sky and white clouds in the deep mountains and old forests.

Toast to each other and talk and laugh.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone gathered in a circle to tell stories.

The little pig was the first to come forward to tell the story, and I saw that everyone listened very attentively, and listened to it and followed the little pig's eyes swaying from side to side, fascinated. Talked into a whirlpool.

Everyone followed the piglet's eyes and came to a world of water-colored dragonflies. The sky is full of listening and flying, there is clear water in the near distance, there are green trees in the distance, this dragonfly is snow-white and fresh, exquisitely clear.

Sister Miao proposed: "Let's roast dragonflies and eat them together!" ”

Everyone said yes very happily, but Lin Daiyu jumped on the branch and took a branch as a vessel for catching dragonflies. Swinging into the sky, many dragonflies were dizzy with the swirling whirlpool, and they fell to the ground for a moment of dizziness.

Everyone praised Lin Daiyu for being really good. Everyone put the dragonflies in a yellow copper pot and lit a flame to cook and steam.

The dragonfly is so delicious, let's eat the people next to you. They ate them all, one bite at a time. In the end, only the little pig was left there to tell the story, and everyone next to him was eaten.

People eat people, and there will definitely be one left in the end. Otherwise, where would everyone eat?

All that was left, a pretty girl. and dragonflies all over the ground.

The little girl has beautiful eyebrows, a small figure, and is very cute.

Three partings

Piggy and the girl said goodbye the next day.

Little Pig came to a restaurant and ordered a plate of pork belly, and the boss smiled and said, "Do you want to dip the white meat in the garlic paste or stir-fry?" “

Little Pig nodded and thought a little, garlic, I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and today I want to have a full meal. I saw a plate of pork and garlic pork belly on the table, and it was still hot.

After eating, when I went out, I saw people coming and going on the road, and the little pig walked in and saw that it was three men who were doing magic, which attracted many people. In the distance, there is a neat procession of lotus flowers in their hands. Piggy asked, "Where are you going?" “

The girls smiled and said, "We're not going anywhere, we're about to rush to reincarnation!" ”

It turns out that the people in this team are already ghosts. The little pig said, "I'm going too, I'm going too!" "I'm excited.

"It's okay to be dead, but it's not okay to be alive."

The little pig raised his knife and slashed at his stomach, leaving his body. The person who was talking to just now was already in front, and Little Pig himself followed the team behind.

When I came to the lake, Izu's dancing girl was bathing by the lake, and a high school student was standing next to her. The polite school uniform looks at the dancing girls in the pool playing desperately. High school students thought to themselves: It's good to be a girl! Can be such a beautiful bath.

The little pig also jumped into the lake and took a bath with the dancing girls of Izu, and it didn't take long for a hole to appear in his stomach. The little pig insisted on covering the hole to prevent the blood from flowing out, but how did the little pig know that what came out of the hole was not blood, but a nursery rhyme.

A touching children's song is sung from the hole, singing melodiously, as if there is a person swinging in the song. This man was so intoxicated with the song that he fell asleep in the song and never got up again. He eats delicious words in his mouth, and holds the head of an owl in his right hand. Swing on tiptoe.

Swing on the swing with one leg and on the tip of the right foot. No matter how the swing swings back and forth, this person will never fall from it. This is the famous trick of the whole country, the one-legged swing. It's just that it was lost later, and humans have never had this skill again, but there is a daughter of an aunt named the man in Myanmar County who was born with this skill! It's a pity that she's a mute and can't explain how this skill came about. Plus her arm is also broken, and it is even more impossible to describe.

The woman later married a very good man, his name was Lin Daiyu.