Author: Miao Sister

A magnificent cat

The ancients began to raise cats, so primitive people began to raise cats. No, primitive people raised the ancestor of cats - the saber-toothed tiger.

Let's put aside the 2,500 ancient cats and beasts of ancient Egypt first, let's first talk about how much debt the saber-toothed tiger owes us. The saber-toothed tiger, as the name suggests, has two large teeth that are as sharp as a sword. When I was a child, I was bitten by a saber-toothed tiger, my body was numb from a shock, and I was almost dying, when I thought of my protagonist Lin Daiyu. Lin Daiyu said: "Sister Miao, you can't die, who is going to write me to death?!" “。

It was my life that was saved by my novel and Lin Daiyu's ordinary little words. The saint is small, not the big, Lin Daiyu is a saint.

I took the saber-toothed tiger's neck and said, "I'll raise you!" "The saber-toothed tiger was actually moved by my words, and suddenly a strange big tiger turned into a docile and cute little ant.

"No, it's a little bigger, so I can't see you clearly." I thought to myself that the saber-toothed tiger is so small, and it's easy to find it when you're out and about.

But the saber-toothed tiger ignored me and jumped out of the window and flew away. He also stole a hundred dollars from me. I chased after the saber-toothed tiger and turned around and shot two sharp swords from my mouth, shooting like steel needles into my eraser. Right. I used the eraser I used to sketch to block the power of this shot.

Lin Daiyu brought me a cake that I love my favorite, and I loved it so much that I asked Lin Daiyu: "Why are you so good to me today." ”

Lin Daiyu said with a smile: "I'm getting married today!" ”

I asked curiously: "Yesterday, the day before yesterday, didn't they all get married, and who did they marry today?" “

Lin Daiyu said with a smile: "You don't know, you write every day that I am already addicted to marriage." Today I'm going to marry a saber-toothed beast that has turned into a big beauty! ”

Xiphodon! It was the saber-toothed beast that ate me, bitten, bites, and shot me to death. I hate it to the core, and I'm angry! Swear that this arrow of revenge must be avenged. "When I kill your bride, you can marry again!"

After saying that, I rode the horse of sunlight and chased down the saber-toothed beast beautiful girl. When you come to a snow-capped mountain, all around is white, and what you see is a gorgeous Russian palace.

Flying in, the saber-toothed princess was sitting in the middle, and next to her were docile kittens and miniature monkeys. The kittens lay down, nested, barked, raised their heads, raised their heads, lowered their heads, and in different shapes, the little monkeys jumped and circled on the chairs on thin sticks.

I flew up and ate Lin Daiyu's wife, this saber-toothed beast beauty, into my stomach. The great revenge has been avenged, and he leans backwards and flies out of the palace, negligently to be a hundred meters away. Just listening to the sound of "coaxing", debris flew all over the sky, and the palace exploded.

Two: refusing to love

An apple fell like a balloon and hit the back of Newton's head, and Newton ate the apple. Since then, Newton has led the new trend of mankind across the centuries, comprehended a gravitation and Newton's N laws, and the power of an apple! It's not easy. Of course, it is indispensable to stand on the shoulders of the giants of the sacrificed predecessors.

Newton was not the only one standing on the giant's shoulders, but Lin Daiyu and Sister Miao were also standing on it. Glancing at the appearance of dusk, everyone cried sadly, because dusk was so beautiful. Beauty is like an antelope running on the beach, and the antelope's beautiful hips and jumping posture shine beautifully under the starry sky.

Lin Daiyu suddenly stood up bravely from the ground! He decided to take everyone to eat bananas. Newton and a group of N people and Lin Daiyu went to the mountains to eat bananas on a bicycle. Bananas are delicious, but there's something missing, beef! Lin Daiyu thought.

Wouldn't it be a delicacy to add a little fragrant snowflake fat cow to a banana? Five big cows were caught and slaughtered, and each fat cow had a mouth as big as a mountain, a body as small as a potato, eyes like stars in the sky, and a skirt with a tail that could not be seen at a glance.

The cow's heart beats like a girl's red lips. Lin Daiyu stabbed a sword into the front door of one of the cows, only to see that a square was cut off and happened to fall into the banana. People all over the world love to eat beef, especially cars. Cars like to eat beef the most, and whenever the driver parks the car in the parking lot after work, the riders will secretly run to eat beef in the middle of the night.

The cowyard was quiet and lonely, except for a beautiful girl with white teeth and a beautiful dress eating beef. The snowflake beef was eaten in her mouth, and the sky was full of white snow, the corners of the girl's mouth were slightly white, and her hands were delicate, and her delicate hands held the huge beef and gnawed and bited and tore, as if the first love tore her collar at that time and came to the storm. Fierce and brave. Fierce is the strength of the beloved, and bravery is the performance of the beloved. Not afraid of the eyes of the world. The eyes are just a tiger, and the girl doesn't care about it at all. She fed the beef to all the cars and tractors, and to that lovely wonderful long deer.

Changjin Lu stretched his neck, as if the entire asphalt road was running for men who pursued him, men who carried flowers and loved nature. The man fell to the ground and fainted, fainting under the beautiful neck of the long deer.

The mountains are borderless, the summer thunder is rolling in the winter rain and snow, the girl flies into her palace chair after eating the beef across the sky of the cow farm and sits down, the sun emits the faint light of the rainy day to massage the girl, the beef belly that has just been eaten does have a support, and the bones are transparent in two or three circles. Light withdrew his slender hands and turned into the spring breeze on the tree to continue to be the wind.

The bicycle bluffed forward on the road, and the cyclist was not only Lin Daiyu, but also Newton and other people, who came to the sky and sat down to set up a hot pot to eat.

When everyone was elated, Lin Daiyu suddenly said: "I refuse to love!" refusing to love！ ”

Before everyone could react, Copernicus stood up: "Well said! Applaud! "Everyone talks about wine, and if you can't drink it, you use plain water instead.