Author: Miao Sister

One: Every time you drink, you will get drunk

The sea breeze blows like a devil on the beach! Scratch the girl's face. Sister Miao held a huge melon seed in her hand and put it in Lin Daiyu's mouth!

"Scratch"! Lin Daiyu choked the melon seeds and dropped the smoky fragments of melon seeds all over the ground. Lin Daiyu held the bread in her right hand and a big axe in her left hand, and slashed at Sister Miao's head. I saw Sister Miao waving her sleeves and throwing them into the sky, and the sleeves turned into a huge hamburger and stuck into Lin Daiyu's mouth! Stuck to the ground, he couldn't get up again.

Sister Miao sent fifty beautiful and moving women to dance around Lin Daiyu, and after confirming that he had hung up without any reaction, she withdrew the woman into her sleeve. Sister Miao turned into a gust of wind and flew away.

I saw that the woman was in the sleeve of the wonderful sister, showing her white and tender fragrant shoulders, and filled a mouthful of clear and clean water in the white clouds, and poured it into her own big pool and bathed it. There are white goldfish and black ants in the bath. After taking a shower, the woman wore a JK uniform, and climbed out of the sleeve of Sister Miao, and ordered a big cake, it turned out that today was her grandmother's birthday. Full of joy.

Everyone was already standing beside Grandma, who smiled weirdly and ate the girl in one gulp. The girl screamed a few times in her grandmother's mouth. It didn't take long for it to be bitten into pieces of pulp. Grandma was very happy: "Happy birthday. ”

Everyone stepped forward to bow and worship, "Grandma is fine!" I saw my grandmother jumping up from her chair like a dragonfly, standing upright with one leg and bending her right leg, wearing a snow-white miniskirt and a gorgeous scarf, my grandmother's right hand is fresh and snow-white, and her breasts are even more white and flawless, and her long hair makes all the dogs in the world envious, it turns out that this is the great grandmother! - Your Excellency the White Phoenix!

I saw that the white phoenix girl, a spirit in her body actually sent out a million amazing cold melon seeds, and all these million melon seeds were launched and shot into Lin Daiyu's eyes.

Lin Daiyu had a pain in her eyes. did not become blind because of this, but ten thousand arrows pierced the eyes, and ten thousand swords were collected in the eyes, and all the swords were mixed into Lin Daiyu's new eyeballs in the eyes. I saw Lin Daiyu get up from the water, shake her spirits, and fly into a tavern with a snow-white wide back and majestic steel chest, and put down 20,000 cups! Drunk to death.

Wine that melts in the mouth, and everyone who drinks it will get drunk. Sunset dusk, Iron Bird Spirits.

The second is to turn evil into good fortune

Most people in the world can play cards, but Lin Daiyu can't. He only likes to talk to people who turn the characters in the cards into real people. Lin Daiyu cast a slight magic, and saw the person in the first card come out in an uproar. The little prince of hearts peed into the sky, and the people on the earth who were killed by a storm turned on their backs.

Lin Daiyu is fighting an ant in a McDonald's fast food restaurant at the moment. The ants also conjured up a plum blossom four beauties, and the beauties fought Lu Bu, and it was absurd not to fight. I saw the father of the little prince of hearts, A of hearts, hugged the four little beauties of plum blossoms, kissed them with a small mouth, and the woman was delicate and collapsed on the ground and never got up.

This kiss is shocking, and it is worthy of being the best heart ace in the world!

Fabulous prince, fabulous father, fabulous ace of hearts.

My father actually cried. "I don't want to play poker anymore! I want to be free! I want to be liberated! I'm going to be a bird! “

I saw a thunderbolt in the sky, and this lightning went straight down with the wind and cut into my father's heart! The father of the ace of hearts suddenly turned into a righteous man with a brain power, a round-eyed man with countdown hair! Flame Bird.

My father was finally free. It's not a deck of cards, but with blood and flesh and a heartbeat, the father of the ace of hearts climbed to the top of Mount Tai and completed the first small task in his life! The Jade Emperor watched the sunrise.

I saw Xiao Ming driving a Tesla speeding past the sun, Dai Lupu said: "Ah, Xiao Ming, drive slowly!" Watch out for the brakes! ”

Xiao Ming said: "Don't worry, Tesla airbags are all made by my family!" Feel relieved. ”

The Ace of Hearts looked at the beautiful sunrise and frowned suddenly: "Why did you come to a car!" The father beckoned to Xiao Ming before sunrise, and Xiao Ming also saw his father in the car. Stretched out his hand to the window and said happily, "Hello! Ace of hearts! “

The ace of hearts once had a relationship with Xiao Ming, and now Xiao Ming can still remember himself in his heart, and he was moved to shed long-lost tears.

The little sister saw Xiao Ming dance directly, and danced everything in the world. Jumped high with his leg to a six-story building. Suddenly, a big shark came out of the building and bit the little sister's skirt, but the little sister was itchy in her heart, and her feet and skirt were not bitten off. The little sister is very happy, the more the shark bites the little girl, the happier the bite, the happier the bite, and suddenly the shark suddenly turns into a beautiful prince, the prince of hearts! And the girl held the shark's hand, that is, the hand of the prince of hearts, and suddenly I saw it! The wool on the red carpet became a yarn spirit.

One by one, the woolen essence turned into a crooked yarn villain, and the little man stepped forward to wrap the bride's neck, and a person appeared in the neck, his name was Chen Baiqiang, and he sang a song "I Like You".

A song sounded in the sky that I like you, "Why do I like you?" ”

Why do I like you?

Why do I like you?

Why do I like you.....

Why do I like you...

A clear light rain fell from the sky, and the bride took the hand of the prince of hearts to a Japanese restaurant. Sit down and drink wine and eat meat, the owner of the Japanese restaurant likes the appearance of this lady very much, and stepped forward to propose, but unfortunately the proprietress flashed her ring:

Married! Excuse me.

But why do I like you? A spider rose in the boss's heart. In high spirits.

The spider was happy, and the spider smiled happily. After laughing for two seconds, she pumped her blood to this girl, and the girl actually changed her mind and stretched her lips directly! Kissed.