Author: Miao Sister

One: The landscape was a love letter that year

When Lin Daiyu was a child, he was originally a dog that couldn't speak, but he could drink milk. Every time she drank milk, her mother held the bottle with her gentle hands to feed Lin Daiyu. Until one day, Lin Daiyu began to fall in love, talking about a love that she couldn't understand at all.

Lin Daiyu couldn't tell the difference between love, just like a bowl of uneaten rolling dough, the red of the chili pepper and the white of the rolling dough mixed with each other. Today, Lin Daiyu was eating the dough in the bowl with her head down, and suddenly five hundred tears fell. The boss handed Lin Daiyu a napkin to wipe her tears, only to see that her tears turned into flames and burned the entire restaurant. Let it burn, first for a while. Anyway, Lin Daiyu had already run out and squatted on a huge stone at the door to watch the red flames burn. The flames turned into a lake of clear water, and I saw Sister Miao turn around and jump into the pond to catch a huge carp!

"Let's go! Eat fish! ”

Lin Daiyu put down a bowl of rolling dough in her hand and went to eat grilled fish with Sister Miao in the deep mountains and old forests. Charcoal flaming carp on the shelves! The surrounding lights were brilliant, and in an instant, the dark night light illuminated the faces of the two——— swaggering in the distance came a white bride wearing a wedding dress.

"Wife! Here it comes! Come on! ”

The fish was not yet ripe, and saw Lin Daiyu running away like the wind, pitying the hearts of men in the world, Lin Daiyu dropped her pants and clothes before she ran. It turned out that under the strange request of Sister Miao, the two of them were grilling fish without clothes.

Lin Daiyu put her clothes on the stone, which means that she is not wearing clothes at this moment.

It's okay, let him run two laps first and sweat it.

Suddenly! Ice and snow fell in the sky, and suddenly the surrounding summer was still hot and suddenly turned into a city of ice and snow. Lin Daiyu trembled, so she had to run back and kneel in front of her wife.

The wife was triumphant: "Let you run." ”

After saying that, he withdrew the right hand that had just cast the spell.

"It was Sister Miao who pulled me to grill the fish."

"Sister Miao? Where's Sister Miao? All I saw was you! The family cat hasn't been fed for five days! ”

Lin Daiyu hadn't fed the cat for five days, and was scolded by his wife. I saw her stretch out her belt and pull Lin Daiyu into the carriage! It was pulled away like a sack.

The carriage moved slowly, and the breeze was blowing.

The little girl was in the classroom when she saw a carriage passing by outside the window, and the carriage looked exactly what a letter from a man with whom she had an affair said:

Black carriage, snow-white woman. I was a captive in the carriage.

It turned out that Lin Daiyu had a girl pen pal who often wrote letters on weekdays, and it was this person. The woman lifted the desk, flew out of the window and rode on Lin Daiyu!

"Drive!" Lin Daiyu turned into a wild horse, ran out of his wife's carriage, and flew away carrying the girl to the sky. The wind whistled and slanted past my ears.

"I love you!"

"You love me?"

"I love you!"

"You love me?"

"I love you!"

Lin Daiyu said three words for a whole afternoon, until they said through the girl's ears.

I saw the words "I love you" piercing the sky, shooting the clouds out of a big hole. Sunlight shines through the clouds into the earth.

Girls turn into two, two into four, four into eight, everyone in the world is a girl, and the earth full of girls has become Lin Daiyu's wife!

Lin Daiyu's legs trembled, her heart trembled, and she sat on the beach watching this beautiful sand, thousands of girls surrounded Lin Daiyu on the beach, kissed him and ravaged him.

Second, what about the girl?

Lin Daiyu elongated her nose into an elephant's trunk sucking the juice in the water. Green water is Lin Daiyu's food at noon today. After a full meal, Lin Daiyu went for a walk in a forest, and as she walked, it was not difficult to find the clever little squirrel climbing flexibly on the branches.

Lin Daiyu flew up to a branch, grabbed the squirrel, took it home, sprinkled some peppercorns and salt and ate it.

The bones of the little squirrel were moving back and forth in the garbage can, and when he stood up, it was actually a woman dressed in white, and it was Bai Suzhen when he looked closely.

Bai Suzhen coughed lightly twice and hurriedly looked for water to drink at Lin Daiyu's house, and saw a record "Water Color" hidden behind the TV, UA's. Stuck in Gramophone play! A pour of water gushed out along the record, and sure enough, I was not thirsty.

The mouth is not thirsty, the heart is still beating, and the beating heart is jumping like a rabbit, and it is flying down the window. The girl followed closely behind to chase after her heart, which had now turned into a fluffy puppy. The ears are shaggy, the eyes are watery, and the little paws are like wool that shiver in the wind.

When she finally caught up with her puppy, the girl felt a chill in her hands and feet, and she turned her right hand into a sharp sword, and called the puppy to ride the sword.

"Come with me!" The girl said.

There was a fresh breeze, and the girl came to the river with the puppy like me with a handful of yellow leaves. When I was young, I seemed to have drunk water here, and the pencil in the girl's hand had not stopped writing and drawing. It turned out that my childhood self was sitting here chatting with a dog. Girls don't like places with too many people, and often spend time here in a quiet daze with their puppies. Seeing herself as a child, the girl frantically flipped through her classmates and found her friends one by one.

Xiao Wang, who sells pork, is the best friend of the girl when she was young, with a long stubble and a right-handed knife, and is already a senior roast beef expert. Came forward to hold a delicious barbecue party by the river for the girl. A row of brushed baking plates is erected, and the flames are boiling, and the barbecue is simmering. The maiden ate five hundred plates of barbecue and went to bed, and the next morning she woke up and heard that an army of 100,000 men was coming to invade the lake. There are crabs in the river, and it is a place where soldiers must fight for the Mid-Autumn Festival every year.

So it was, the girl fell from the sky and sat cross-legged on her knees. With his right hand on his cheek, a strange wind rose from the ground and hit everyone in the face, killing and wounding the 100,000 army. Only one of the incorruptible cows of King Kong was left behind, and they rushed straight out of the army. The flames were extremely fast, flying into the sky.

The girl flew out, straddling the cow's back, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.