One: The first snow night of the bond

Huge snowflakes flew at the north gate, and several familiar men walked in the very center of the quaint street at the north gate. I saw a bunch of policemen chasing after me, waving batons in their hands.

"Fuck off! I don't care about you! Don't walk in the middle of the road. The policeman said.

I saw a person in the middle dancing to figure out the shadow, and three or four policemen fell to the ground motionless. No breath, dead.

The man on the right said, "I'll go and bury it, you go first." ”

The man in the middle said, "Okay." ”

"Need help?" The man on the left asked.

"No, you don't." The man on the right replied.

The man on the right threw the bodies one by one into Xianyang Lake. Since then, the world has calmed down a lot. He is Lin Daiyu.

The man in the middle is Kaiyuan, Yu's best friend.

The man on the left is called Yu.

The three of them thought about it, and suddenly it snowed heavily in the sky, and they saw a girl in snow-white clothes hurrying in front of her, dressed exquisitely, and a pair of exquisite jade pendants. Ice and snow are smart, and heaven and earth are unparalleled. She is a frequent visitor to the Ice and Snow Bond. Sure enough, everyone was going to the Bonding Bar today, and it was snowing heavily. There was once a bar called Worm Move, and the owner of Worm Move, and Worm Move, had an unwritten agreement that as long as it was the first snow, he would have a drink. Regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, whether at home or abroad.

Since then, every snow must be drunk, and every drink must be big.

As soon as he walked to the door of the small wooden door of the Bond Bar, Lin Daiyu had already buried the people who shouldn't have appeared with his magic weapon. Today he wore a black suit, which is very beautiful in the Korean movie "The Sacrifices". He gave his girlfriend a 10,000-year vacation, because he didn't get drunk and didn't return.

Everyone stepped into the bond, only to see the boss dancing with his right hand and sword with his left hand, moving his feet to gossip directions, a big old hen on his head, and pouring seven or eight cups of welcome wine in his hand. Today, the stars also come part-time when they come, and they can't move the members of the first ring.

Another girl rushed out of the bathroom, she held an invincible machine gun in her hand, and shot at everyone in seconds, a burst of crazy flowers, everyone dodged left and right, and actually dodged all the bullets, just now someone twisted their waists and some small jumps The pace suddenly turned into hahaha laughter.

This girl is the long-lost woman Guo Yiyi. I saw her say disdainfully: "I didn't sweep one!" "Sit down and play games.

At this time, the boss Abu's cup had been handed to everyone, and it turned out that everyone was jumping towards the cup while dodging just now. "Raise your glass!" Abu gave the order. The crowd drank and talked merrily.

A big mouse brother was doing a trick outside the house, and he was already freezing and shivering, and Abu shouted: "Please come in!" And with gestures.

Big Brother Rat is an old friend of Abu, and although we are not very familiar with each other, we have all seen it.

"My wife is sick, can you give me a drink?"

"Here you go." As he spoke, Abu handed the mixed wine to Brother Mouse. The big brother of the mouse left, and before leaving, he said: "Thank you very much, the grace of the dripping water is reciprocated." ”

I saw that the big brother mouse came home, and his wife was actually looking in the mirror to show the branches, and it didn't seem to be a serious illness.

"The wine is coming back." The eldest brother took the wine and poured it into his wife. I saw that the big beauty who was so good at the flower show just now suddenly became more comfortable and comfortable, her neck was more slender, her legs were more slender, and even her skin became fair.

Brother Mouse pulled his wife's hand: "Go!" The two of them also went downstairs, flew into the store and sat down with everyone.

"My wife is well?" Abu asked.

"The princess is sick!"

Suddenly, there was a heavy snow outside the window, and bicycles, planes, and cars were hung up. The wind howled 20,000 feet, and pedestrians walked and shouted for their parents. Everyone took off their clothes and danced in the snow, Abu took out a bucket of a hundred meters high, only to see him splash into the sky, and the special tune of flying in the sky fell with the snowflakes.

First and then took a big sip, Kaiyuan also jumped up and took a big sip, a wine continued to flow down like a water injection, and Guo Yiyi actually stood under the wine and took a bath. The rest of the people were drunk and rolled on the snow.

At this time, I saw Brother Fan riding a cyclist passing by and was also pulled into the ranks of drinking by Chenchen, and the junior brother behind Brother Fan looked at the scene where everyone took off all their clothes and drank in the snow and immediately asked Abu: "Boss, do you need me to play the piano to help the fun!" “

Abu holds a cup of Hans in his right hand and a cup of special blend in his left hand. "Pull, pull to death!" Pull it for ten days and ten nights. ”

The younger brother said yes, and ran back to get the violin politely.

The grandmother was sweeping the road, and Abu lit a fire for the grandmother to come and warm up. The old grandmother slowly walked over and said, "You young drink, I'm going home to take care of my wife." ”

"Wife!" Ice and snow, the delicate girl's heart is awe-inspiring!

"Wife!" Abu's heart sank!

"Wife!" Lin Daiyu's heart sank!

"Wife!" Guo Yiyi's heart sank!

"Wife!" Abu threw down two bottles of wine, and his heart sank!

The crowd immediately stopped joking, playing, and fighting. Only the voices of the grandmother and the snowflake are particularly quiet.

I saw Bing Xue (the girl's real name) stepping forward to help the grandmother move step by step in the direction of home.

"You guys play first. I'll send my grandmother back. ”

Everyone also moved forward, and did not continue to fight, but sent the grandmother home together.

"After playing all our lives, we don't even have a wife! It's really not as good as one ten-thousandth of this old grandmother. The crowd thought.

Two

Everyone sent the grandmother to the house, only to see a handsome and dashing white-haired grandfather in the room. Covered in wrinkles, in his sixties lying in bed coughing.

"You don't even call me when you drink!" Jumping out of bed as he spoke! Waving your arms and yelling!

"Let's go, keep drinking!"

This old man's name is: Sister Miao.