Author: Miao Sister

One: Solemnly announced

The room full of birds flew up and down, and thousands of birds fell to the ground and died.

Ten thousand gray eagles pierced down from the sky and took away the dead birds, and none of them fell.

The little bird cried and laughed in the eagle's beak, hating the transience of parting reincarnation in this life.

Lin Daiyu rode a big pig and looked around, observing the enemy's situation and the nearby map. There must be an ambush ahead, and sulfur powder on the left and right sides, and when the enemy is more than half, it can be burned in one fell swoop.

Lin Daiyu, who was riding a pig, came to the enemy camp and shouted, only to see the three sword saints laughing, "Riding a pig!" Hahaha laughed to death! “

Lin Daiyu let the pig fart and provoke. The Three Sword Saints are furious! Sou! Sou! Qi became invisible, Lin Daiyu really couldn't see it, and she was in danger of being cut into three pieces at any time.

"Kill!" The Minotaur followed, and the Juggernaut was like the wind in front of him, and no one could see the Juggernaut except the Minotaur. The Sword Master led the way and hurriedly pursued and killed Lin Daiyu. I never expected that the little pig ran very fast, this is the mountain forest black pig is naturally fast.

The enemy entered the valley where Lin Daiyu was ambushed, only to see Lin Daiyu suddenly turn around and kill back, which frightened the sword saint. The Sword Master appeared and slashed down from the sky. Lin Daiyu also waved the chalk in her hand, scribbled twice, and the two tadpoles were launched to the eyes of the Sword Master. It was too late, the artillery on both sides rang out, the ants, elephants, tanks and tractors rolled down from the top of the mountain, the explosives that had been ambushed in advance exploded all over the sky, and the fire danced poisonous snakes and wax elephants. The orc troops were killed and left behind. I saw the beast soldiers crying and shouting to the heavens and the earth, so that the heavens and the earth should not be spiritual.

Lin Daiyu threw the pig under her crotch into it and roasted pork. Grilled pork belly. Delicious and delicious. Lin Daiyu said. Eat happily.

A little girl in tattered clothes next to her looked at Lin Daiyu with a pitiful look in her eyes and a thin belly.

"Kid! Come and eat together! “

Lin Daiyu threw a big pork leg into the child's arms, and saw the girl holding the big pork leg to gnaw.

The crowd was crowded, and after a while, a group of children in tattered clothes looked at Lin Daiyu pitifully. Lin Daiyu didn't have time to eat, so she directly drew a kitchen god in the sky with chalk.

I saw the kitchen god looking around at the appearance of the newcomer to this world, and saluted Lin Daiyu with both hands: "May I ask the master what he commands!" I will not hesitate to go to the soup and go to the fire! ”

"Okay, okay, you're the god of cooking, what kind of fire did you want to go to the soup. Let's make a bunch of delicious food and serve our children. ”

"Yes!"

Lin Daiyu smiled and nodded, and picked up a woman as a snack to eat first.

The kitchen god lifted the huge red cloak, flew the pot with his left hand and flew the shovel with his right hand, and a spell put the whole forest into the pot together. Flames are emitted from the heart. I saw fried chicken thighs stewed toads fried, fried pork chops old hot pot old Tan rice noodles, and thousands of delicacies poured out of the pot. The assistant of the kitchen god is the younger sister of the leaves in the forest, and the leaves become essences, and the essence is an adult.

Sister Leaves happily plating the plate. Entertain the children to dinner. One of the children is the happiest, his name is Zhu Yikun.

When she was full of wine and food, Lin Daiyu accompanied everyone to play basketball again. Countless children dragged Lin Daiyu to swim, lifted her uncle and threw her into the water to feed the fish. Lin Daiyu really can't swim. Struggling in the water, fishing for the moon at the bottom of the lake. A gust of wind blew and drowned.

Second, hope

When a person's eyes shine, there is hope. Light is the appearance of hope, even though the darkness is great, but no matter how small the light is, there is no obstacle to breaking the big.

Love rose in Xiao Ming's heart, and when he got up, he dressed and brushed his teeth and flew out and jumped into the church. Today is Xiao Ming's wedding day. Xiao Ming kissed his wife with great joy. started a kiss, the sky fell, and I saw my wife's mood snow dancing pear blossoms. The second kiss and kiss again, the wife jumped up happily and took Xiao Ming to Paris.

There, the two bought a house by the beach, and the grandmother who lived in the house looked at Xiao Ming happily and said that they could drink coffee together after waiting for him for a long time.

Xiao Ming, grandmother, wife. The three of them sat on the beach and really drank coffee. The shark ate the old grandmother.

Before she died, the grandmother asked Xiao Ming, "Why do you like Cancer girls so much?" “

Xiao Ming said: "Because they love to eat rice noodles. ”

The old woman said, "Okay." ”

Pulled a few hundred meters away by a shark, dragged into the sea for a full meal.

I saw the water surface pick up the waves, and towering into the clouds, a thunderbolt on a sunny day! This! Fairy-sama!

The fairy was standing on top of the water injection.

It turned out that the old grandmother had a big spider sealed in her stomach. This great spider is the fairy-sama's deity. The fairy lady vaguely hid her heart in her sleeve, turning into a flower sprinkled on the balcony of the world every night.

Elephants walking in the vegetable market. There was no one in the early morning market. I saw a high school girl standing under a dim white street lamp in the dim vegetable market. Wearing a uniform and stockings, a short skirt and leather boots, boring and uniformly dressed. The woman crawled up like a bug, climbed in front of the elephant and stared at the elephant for two seconds before entering the elephant's trunk. Light a fire inside the elephant's trunk: "I'm going to eat roasted elephant trunk!" “

The elephant flicked its nose in a panic and said, "You damn woman, get me out!" ”

I saw a woman eating the meat of an elephant in the trunk of an elephant. "Why does it come out with such a fragrance, I don't want to."

After saying that, the girl herself laughed and slept happily in it. The elephant tried all means but couldn't get it out, so he had to go to the park. Take a walk in the park.

A huge cockroach was fighting with a dragonfly in the meadow, and a huge goldfish in the creek swam out and ate both the cockroach and the dragonfly. It's really "the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is in the back", and now the cockroach catches the dragonfly goldfish in the back. The goldfish continued to fly back with the trajectory that came, and when it saw a cute elephant coming to the park for a walk, it stopped the elephant: "Long time no elephant!" ”

It turned out that they knew each other.

"Why did you think about coming to the park today?"

"There's a girl who sleeps in my nose and doesn't get out, upset."

After saying that, the goldfish jumped into the elephant's trunk to see, and sure enough, it was a beautiful girl all the time. The goldfish shouted: "It's really comfortable here!" A pool of lake water is turquoise, and I don't go out! ”

After that, the goldfish also lived in the trunk of the elephant and did not come out.

The elephant sits on a cold stone chair in the park and smiles wryly. "There's not even a love song for parting," the elephant thought to himself.