Author: Miao Sister

One summer

Lin Daiyu was killed by heat.

"It's too hot." An ant said.

"It's too hot." The sun continued.

"You go to the side." Ants kick the sun away.

Lin Daiyu was particularly sad about how she died so wronged, and went to the author's house to complain. The author is not at home.

Lin Daiyu tied herself to a big doll and couldn't get out again. Lin Daiyu sees a little girl come to eat tomato and egg noodles in front of the big doll every day. The girl is extremely beautiful, and her face is fragrant.

Didn't come today, I don't know why. Lin Daiyu pretended to think for five seconds, thinking: Forget it, why should people who don't like to think pretend to think.

Five seconds later, the woman returned. Haha laughed: "You waited for me for five seconds I know." “

Lin Daiyu said shyly: "No, I didn't." ”

The girl sawed Lin Daiyu's neck off with a hacksaw, "Look, the annual rings can show your previous thoughts." The trajectory of the five-second money tells the world. You're thinking about me. ”

Lin Daiyu took out a pack of instant noodles of her own and said, "I originally wanted to eat noodles with you, you eat tomatoes and egg noodles and I eat instant noodles." But you didn't come today, five seconds late. “

The girl said apologetically, "I'm so sorry! "A big gift. The girl brought the tomato egg noodles to eat, and saw a chicken running in the bowl.

Girls looking for bosses. Q: "Where do the chickens come from?" “

The boss said, "Egg noodles Egg noodles, you're five seconds late." The eggs have hatched. ”

The girl thought, "Ah! Cook it for me. I'm going to eat chicken. “

After saying that, he handed the bowl to the boss.

Turn on the fire to make chicken.

A new bowl, chicken noodle soup.

The boy's instant noodles are almost soaked. Eat together under the eaves for five minutes. I was wiping my mouth and it was raining heavily.

In the rain, a barber came up to him and asked, "Who wants a haircut?" “

The girl said, "Him." “

The boy didn't have time to react, bald.

Lin Daiyu bald.

The bald-headed Lin Daiyu and the woman watched the rain under the eaves, and the two leaned their necks. The owner of the noodle restaurant brought a bowl of noodles he wanted to eat: yellow stewed fish, hairy crab and lobster noodles! Sit next to you and watch the rain with the two of you.

Lin Daiyu: "It's so beautiful." “

Girl: "Hmm...."

The rain is dripping.

Fifty people came running and ran under the eaves to hide from the rain. Suddenly, a woman came out and hugged Lin Daiyu and kissed her. "I love you. ”

Lin Daiyu held the wedding invitation in her hand and distributed them to everyone one by one.

"This is my wedding invitation, everyone must come on time when they are collected."

The girl and Lin Daiyu met for the first time, strangers. But Lin Daiyu swore that whoever kissed him under the eaves would marry him. So he took out the invitation that he had already written.

The second rain stopped

The rain never fell again. All that remains is traces of rain. The rain said, "I'm gone." ”

"Goodbye!" The crowd waved goodbye to the clouds.

I saw 10,000 ants waving to the rain in unison, the ants cried and shed tears, it didn't want to leave the rain like this, but what could it do. After the rain is gone, the ants don't think about it.

Lin Daiyu came to Brother Ant's house, and Brother Ant opened the door: "Ah, Lin Daiyu, come and sit!" ”

After the two politely finished talking to Brother Ant, they showed Lin Daiyu a photo of him and the sun before. Being so intimate together is like dating, Lin Daiyu boasted that she was good-looking.

After eating the rice in the pot, Brother Ant and Lin Daiyu came to a garden of no value and jumped in to swim. I saw a lot of flies in the garden and a big white rabbit. The white rabbit was eating green leaves, and Lin Daiyu suddenly turned into a jade-faced fox to eat rabbits. Bitten, eaten, rabbit never said a word from beginning to end.

When I went out and saw a grandfather coughing outside the garden, the big brother ant stepped forward and carried the grandfather to the hospital, where there were many cute little girls and Pikachu, all lined up to register. The old man said: "The happiest thing today is to meet the two of you, let's eat Peking duck!" “

The old man took everyone to eat Peking duck, but the Peking duck did not open the door. Another one still didn't open the door. Three or four in a row! When the old man found the fifth Peking duck, the boss set up a big coffin and waited for the old man in the yard. I saw the coffin master come out of the room, and saw the old man surprised: "Why are you walking here!" The old man said, "Take your life!" Take my granddaughter's life. ”

I saw the owner of the roast duck shop staggering over from the house and shooting the two coffins at the old man. The dust rose between the palms, and two beautiful girls actually fell out of the coffin. The grandfather's granddaughter, Da Qiao, was kidnapped by the owner of this roast duck restaurant and was released.

The old man threw a dart to the owner of the roast duck restaurant, only to see the granddaughter and his granddaughter stepping on the darts and approaching the boss together, struggling while flying, struggling and screaming. Girl: "Ah! With a bang, the embroidered high heels on his feet actually entered the boss's lips.

Red glowing lips, red heels, red blood. Suddenly, the boss's blood flew all over the sky, and the boss's blood flowed like a river and died. Lying motionless on the ground, the cleaner aunt swept him clean and dumped him in the trash can to feed the fish.

The delicious fish is the meat of the owner of the roast duck shop, and the beautiful person is the granddaughter of the old man. The granddaughter knelt down on her knees to the old grandfather: "We're sorry for the old man!" “

The old man helped up the two girls, Big Qiao and Little Qiao. Gorgeous and peerless, unparalleled in the city.

The old lady also came from a distance, "Raise your hand in favor of your marriage!" "It turned out that the old grandfather was about to marry his two granddaughters. Lin Daiyu also approved with both hands!

"Yes, absolutely!"

The old man is a good example for us.

Thirty years later, the old man has not died, and the two girls hung up first, which can be described as a white-haired person sending a black-haired person. The old man sadly saw off his bride and stood under the rainy eaves to see two squirrels climbing and jumping on the branches. Turning around flexibly, the old man drank a glass of wine and sighed that the squirrel was really good and could turn so flexibly.

The old man also went to learn how to climb a tree with a squirrel, but he couldn't climb the tree several times. Practice hard, the old man put down everything in his hand and must climb up.

The funeral continues!

The old man succeeded in climbing the tree.