Author: Miao Sister

One: Lingyin Temple - originally there was no fate

One hundred and eight bronze people in Shaolin Temple, plus two sweeping monks in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, plus a janitor uncle, kill Lingyin Temple!

Lingyin Temple! Since ancient times, it is a place for men and women to propose marriage and love relationships, since one day in the world, after a family of classics administrator began to dial, it was actually unhappy, this thing people in the world were unhappy and actually sued Shaolin Temple. When the abbot heard this, he said. Angry and angry, there is a lot of jealousy and envy. After all, the Shaolin Temple monk has no lovers, let alone a wife. Although there are many good wives and mothers in the world, they have no chance with Shaolin Temple Nuoda Temple, kill!

(Author's note: The person who dialed the fate of Lingyin Temple is the creator of the Nine Yin True Scripture, Huang Shang.) This person sorted out the Taoist classics all his life, and he had an epiphany of the Nine Yin True Scriptures without a teacher. It is the general outline of martial arts in the world. After killing the masters of various factions in one day, he came to Lingyin Temple, and he was thirsty. The elder gave him a cup of water and a bowl of vegetable soup. Thanksgiving, Dade used his life's ingenuity related to fate to pass on to the abbot at that time. One hundred hundred to this day. ）

The people of Shaolin Temple came to the gate of Lingyin Temple, and the white cloth came into view, "Return my wife!" ”

Visitors to Lingyin Temple are amazed. Observe and see, watch and stop. I saw the elder come out, one person and one Lingyin Temple to pray for the incense sachet handed over, and he was about to be sent away. The sweeping monk actually had a seizure!

"Want to send us away with a few sachets? We don't want sachets, we want wives! The sweeper shouted.

The crowd followed: "Don't sachet for a wife." "The slogans come and go.

I saw the elder of the Lingyin Temple sigh: "Trouble! Come with me. ”

The group followed the elder closely to the scripture pavilion of the Lingyin Temple, and turned to the back to see a mirror. The elder waved his hands, and suddenly, the beauties in the mirror squeezed out one by one. The beauty floated out of the mirror side by side, and the entire originally small scripture pavilion was suddenly crowded with people, and it was impossible to see the edge...

The beauties moved lightly, their lips were fragrant, and the whole room was suddenly filled with a strong smell of rouge and soft words. The elder squeezed out from between the countless beauties and the disciples of the Shaolin Temple and spoke: "Ah! Well, everyone, be quiet, please. Today is a good day for Qixi Festival, and all the Shaolin monks have no wives to come to pray for their wives. Everyone retreated first. ”

"Lying down", the elder is really gone.

The girls stepped forward to offer chicken legs and human legs to the monks of Shaolin Temple, giggling and shy and gentle. I saw a Shaolin Temple monk unhappily said: "What I want is not chicken legs, nor human legs." I want true love. I saw a young girl holding her beating heart from behind, and her heart came over with a "bang" in her hand. The girl looked at the warrior monk with tears in her eyes. The warrior monk immediately fell in love with her and stepped forward to kiss her.

The feelings of the two touched everyone, and they all saw that all the warrior monks said: "We also want true love!" No chicken legs. ”

Rows of girls stabbed into the pink chest with sharp knives, blood covered the hall, honey smiled, and there was no rotten love in the world. In the afternoon of the same day, Lingyin Temple held a beautiful wedding. All the eminent monks came to participate, and the scene was very lively.

The younger brother played the piano, Lin Daiyu presided, Sister Miao planned, and Zhang Bo took the seat.

Suddenly there was a thunderclap and thunder. It turned out that Lingyin Temple was far from Hangzhou, and I suddenly couldn't remember what lake was in the middle of Hangzhou. Yes! West lake. It is only one or two meters away from the West Lake, and the water system of Wuyue is developed, so it is common for it to rain suddenly. I saw the head chef grab a few eagles from the sky and cut them on the board to make sashimi first. The first course, eagle sashimi.

There are fat big white fish in the West Lake, and the cave master of the West Lake has also given countless delicacies from the mountains and seas. Shrimp, crabs, fish and birds, snakes, bears, deer, rare in the world, everything in the world, there is nothing in the world, it also has some. Ant meat, rabbit meat, frog meat, which are not very commonly eaten, are also served on the table one by one.

On the occasion of the wedding, the eighteen arhats and the two sweeping monks and the uncle who guarded the door were married to each other, and everyone swam happily in the lake after eating. The monk of Lingyin Temple also took off clean, jumped into the lake with everyone, frolicked and swam, and experienced the fun of the world.

On the same day, he built a house by the West Lake and prepared to live here forever.

An old monk stood up and said, "Forget it, let's leave." It's too troublesome to get married, it's too troublesome to fall in love. “。

A black monk of the Eighteen Arhats stood up: "It makes sense! Let's go. I want to be free. In just a moment, I already felt constrained! Isn't that what everyone says? ”

Everyone shouted in unison, "Divorce, divorce, divorce!" The slogan was loud.

Just now, it was just a marriage that everyone longed for and envied, but now it has become a scattered insulation. The world sighs.

Only one girl smiled sweetly and shouted, "Good departure!" The abbot of Lingyin Temple was puzzled and stepped forward to ask this weak woman.

"Why is everyone else sighing, but you are the only one who shouts?"

The woman smiled and said gently: "There is no fate, why do you provoke the world." ”

The abbot said politely, "How about passing on my mantle to you?" “

The woman smiled and said gently, "No, no, no." I have a hundred husbands, and I can't keep them busy! Sprinkle the oil! After saying that, he turned around and ran, turning into a rabbit and running away.

A monk in the back wore a yellow robe and held a big bowl in his hand: "Rabbit essence!" Stop! "It turned out to be Fahai.

Fahai is chasing rabbit spirits?

Qixi Festival, Fahai is chasing rabbit spirits. The chase is a little fierce, but it's also chasing.

Two Diamond Sutras

"Neither birth nor destruction, neither impurity nor purity, neither increase nor decrease, is therefore colorless in the air, no desire to act and knowledge..... pure faith gives birth to reality."

The rabbit spirit gnawed on Fahai's head one by one, and the skull had been opened, which was full of brains and things that should be in the head melon, while tasting the meaning of the book.

"Is it delicious?" The cow asked.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, do you want it? Divide your piece. As he spoke, he handed out a piece, and the cow put it in his mouth and chewed it.

"Delicious. One more piece. ”

The rabbit picked a Fahey eye for the cow.

"It's too big, eyes."

"It's not big, you can eat, I still have one."

The cow bit its eyes, and it felt like Xiahou was pulling out an arrow and swallowing his eyes. It's just that it's eating one's own and the other is eating someone else's, and the pain is uneven.

"By the way, Rabbit, why did you kill Fahai?"

"I don't love him. Still chasing me. ”

“soga”

The cow eats it thoughtfully.