Author: Miao Sister

A weak woman in the south of the Yangtze River and a strong man in the north of the Yangtze River

Since ancient times, there have been weak women in Jiangnan, weak, and described as petite and cute.

The lotus flowers are in full bloom in summer, and the sun is shining. But a few small boats in the lake stood upright, under the shade of the trees, and it was not hot.

The women laughed and played with each other, "Look! This lotus flower is so beautiful to take a picture. ”

"Plop" overboard. The woman didn't know how to swim, and she struggled twice in the water and then disappeared. The sun was shining, the water was as calm as washing, and people came and went, but no one saw it.

The woman's body sank to the bottom of the water, and a cow, a swimming cow, was eating aquatic grass at the bottom of the water, just in time to see this slender and lovely woman fall on the grass next to it. The cow said, "What is this?" ”

If you look closely, it is actually an ordinary seventeen-year-old Aries with a slender figure and big eyes, and she is still a woman. This scared the cow half to death. The cow has never seen a dead person in his life, this is it.

The cow was frightened back for a full seventy or eighty meters, and after calming down, he regained his blood and thought to himself:

She drowned, and I had to save her.

Rushing forward, the woman's thin neck was gently picked. The woman was dragged on the back of the ox. A swimming ox swims out of the water and onto the riverbank with a woman on its back.

The woman was drenched and threw to the ground and was already limp like a small balloon.

The cow gave the woman artificial respiration first, only to see the woman's back flashing with golden light, and the cow uncovered the woman's back!

"I'm a woman"

Four big words came into view.

Niu originally thought that the girl would write "Loyal to the Country" behind her, but she didn't expect it to be "I am a woman", Niu felt that these words were very incredible.

Artificial respiration has been done, and if the woman is not awake, she will really hang up, and after waiting for a while, the woman really began to cough. It proves that artificial respiration was not done in vain.

There are a lot of little secrets in girls, and they grow into hair and live on women.

The girl said, "Thank you for saving your life." I'll cook for you. ”

Niu happily agreed.

A plate of fragrant braised beef noodles is placed in front of the cow. The cow wanted to drink, and the girl happily took a pot of Jinhua wine. The cap is plucked and tangy. Good wine, fragrant and strong.

The beef noodles were delicious, and the cow was finished. When saying goodbye, Niu kissed the girl, and the girl said, "If you want to eat in the future, I'll make it again." ”

Two years later, on a snowy day, the cows came again. The cow saw the girl cooking in the dim light of the kitchen. It turns out that the girls have settled here since then and built a small wooden house.

After the cow knocked on the door and entered, the woman welcomed her warmly, brought tea and water, and the woman told the cow: "It's been a year." ”

The cow said, "It's been a year! I miss you. ”

As he spoke, he stepped forward and hugged the girl. After eating the beef ramen, the two returned to the room, rubbing in every way, and loving each other. The cow kissed the woman's body all over again, and the woman's eyes were gentle, gentle as the moon; The moonlight is vague, vaguely like the past.

Doors open at 3 a.m. Under the dim light, a group of people densely surrounded the entire wooden house. The cow calmed down, picked up the girl's leg from the room, and burst out. The crowd was thrown out of the earth. The woman spun back like a dart, then came to her senses and asked, "What just happened?" “

The cow said, "It's okay, let's go back to sleep." ”

Lying on the bed, the woman asked, "Why was I outside just now?" The cow said, "Ah, I'll go to the toilet and pull you out to get some fresh air." “

The woman put her arm around the cow and said, "You're so nice." “

Two tofu brains

The woman cut off her leg and kicked it off. Suddenly kicked a person in the face. The man coughed twice and kicked his leg back: "Little girl." Don't kick around in the future. ”

The little girl cut off her other leg again, and kicked at the coughing man: "I have to kick!" And I'm set. ”

I saw that the coughing man was divided into two, two, seven, one hundred and fifty-six, and one hundred and fifty-six doppelgangers brushed and said to the girl: "Little girl, don't kick in the future." ”

The girl also split into more than a hundred, and kicked her legs together. This time, the man quickly threw out his small tail behind his back to defend. Unexpectedly, the tail exploded one by one, and it was eaten.

The woman ate the bones and said, "It's delicious!" ”

The man threw out a bag of instant noodles to the woman: "You taste this." ”

The woman opened the instant noodles, added hot water, poured seven minutes and other for five minutes, "Not bad! This one is delicious, too. ”

The boy didn't think there was anything wrong with the lack of a tail, so he went to play by himself. The girl went swimming in the lake after eating instant noodles and saw a big fish standing by the lake in a daze.

The woman asked, "Why don't you go in and swim!" “

The fish said, "I'm not happy." ”

The woman said, "Swimming makes you happy." ”

The fish looked at the woman suspiciously, and really took off her shoes and jumped into the water to swim.

The big fish swim freely in the water, "You're right!" It's so comfortable to swim! ”

Yes, where can you be uncomfortable swimming in the world? The woman also came down to swim with the big fish, and suddenly forgot who she was. The woman asked, "Who am I?" “

The fish said, "How do I know that we met for the first time." ”

The woman was thoughtful while swimming, and suddenly turned into a fish.

Three, I haven't confessed for a long time

Oh, yes! The girl stood on the clouds and watched everything in the world. Seeing the trance-like eyes of a man selling sugar gourds, selling sugar gourds, the sugar gourds are red. There were crowds of people around, and the girl looked in a daze.

"How come so many people don't have my sweetheart?"

Thinking about it, I couldn't hold back the tears in my heart, and the girl cried. The tears in her eyes flowed outward, but the girl didn't wipe them, let them flow. She called it chic.

Suddenly a star flew through the sky, the girl jumped down with the star in both hands, the star slowly landed, and the girl was placed on a golden rose by the star. The flowers are delicate, and the woman's skin is crystal clear.

"It's been a long time since I've confessed to anyone."

Thinking so in her heart, the girl took the flower and flew on a fly. The fly is out of breath and really a little old and can't fly, "Can you come down some first, it's a little too old to fly." ”

"No, no, no! Fly! I don't have time to wait! Come on! ”

The fly stiffened up and flew up with two big wings, "Princess, may I ask you!" Where are we going? ”

"Right ahead! Come on! ”

The wind struck, and the girl and the flies flew forward.