Chapter 1 Washing the big head or the small head
At noon, Linhai Railway Station.
It just so happened that a train arrived at the station, and countless people rushed to get out, and in the middle of it, they saw a young man wearing old-fashioned migrant workers with short sleeves and wooden sandals, squeezing out of the snakeskin bag all the way on his head, squeezing from the last to the first, and taking the lead in rushing out of the carriage, until he saw everyone behind him stunned.
The man's name was Wang Li, and while he was squeezing, he raised his hand to protect the jade pendant on his neckline - this thing can't be lost, it is said that the old man spent a lot of money to buy it.
At this moment, there was an exclamation behind him, and when Wang Li turned to look, it turned out to be a thin woman holding a child, and the child was squeezed out of the car door by everyone, fell straight down, and fell straight under the train tracks.
Between this platform and the track, it is more than one and a half meters high, and if you let the child plant it like this, you will have to break your arms and legs at the lightest.
The passengers around them noticed this, and they tried to reach for it, but the child fell too fast to be in time.
See, a tragedy is about to happen.
"Whoosh"
As soon as the sound of breaking the sky started, a slipper, as if it had eyes, flew over, and at the moment when the child fell, it brushed the child's body like a meteor at the same time.
At this time, the child, who had been falling, was suddenly driven by the slippers to turn in a volley, but as if a god helped, he changed direction and flew straight towards the car door.
The woman just rushed to the door, stretched out her hand to hug it, and the child happened to fall into the woman's arms, the woman was stunned, and then she cried loudly: "My child, scared my mother to death......"
The heart of the people around is put down, but everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they are all puzzled: Could it be that there are immortals? How could this fallen child fly back upside down for no reason?
In the distance, Wang Li, who was carrying a snakeskin bag, avoided everyone's eyes, silently picked up a slipper, stepped on the soles of his feet, and after taking a look at the safety of the mother and child, he breathed a sigh of relief and left quietly.
finally squeezed out of the station, touched his pocket, and found a photo, Wang Li scolded in his heart: Okay, you bad old man, I'll go down the mountain to do things for you, and you only give me ten yuan, it's really picky.
The bad old man is Wang Li's teacher, and this time he went down the mountain to Linhai City, and it was also under the constant instigation and coercion of the bad old man that Wang Li reluctantly made it difficult for him to move.
As for what he was doing down the mountain, in fact, Wang Li was confused until now, it seemed that he was a chick who needed someone to protect him.
Thinking of this, Wang Li looked at the photo again, this was the chick he asked for protection, and he suddenly grinned: Actually, this chick looks quite marked!
In the midst of his thoughts, a gust of incense came to him.
When Wang Li subconsciously looked up, he found that he was walking in front of him, and I don't know when a girl stood with a cold drink, holding a parasol, and the girl opened her mouth and took a sip of cold drink.
Seeing this, Wang Li took two steps and raised his hand to stop the girl's movements: "Girl, you can't drink!" ”
"What are you doing?"
The girl was startled by Wang Li's cold voice, she thought it was a joke from someone she knew, but when she looked closely, she found that the man in front of her didn't know her at all, so she became vigilant.
"Girl, you are born with a cold body, coupled with the cold of cold drinks, when the time comes, the cold will directly approach your heart and lungs, which will affect your qi and blood pranayama, and even affect the development of your chest - girl, your breasts are so small, it is estimated that this is the reason!"
Wang Li pointed to the girl's chest with a serious face, and made an exaggerated contraction with his two hands, meaning something.
The girl was stunned at first, and when she saw the direction of Wang Li's gaze, her face was finally crimson, and she subconsciously covered her chest: "You, what nonsense are you talking about, your breasts are small!" ”
"Girl, I'm small-breasted, and I can't compare with yours, but your... It's really not big, if it goes on like this, maybe it will become a mosquito bag! ”
"Mosquito bag?" The girl was stunned for a moment, and didn't react for a while.
"It's that big!"
Wang Li hurriedly pulled up his trousers and stretched out the root of his thighs, wanting to expose the red that had been bitten by mosquitoes last night, but the girl's face changed and she quickly covered her face.
Oh my God, it's so shameless, in public, this man actually wants to ...... himself The girl who covered her face obviously regarded Wang Li as exhibitionism.
Wang Li is in a hurry, what's the matter, I'm kind enough to remind you, you actually say I'm talking nonsense? Anyway, I'm also a disciple of the bad old man, and I'm a well-known little miracle doctor in the mountains.
Thinking about the little widows in ten miles and eight towns, which one doesn't treat my Wang Li as a living immortal, just your little problem, I don't need to know what's going on!
"You...... You rascal! ”
The girl stomped her feet, the roots of her neck were red, and her heart was so shameless, she actually said that my breasts were small in front of so many people, and I still showed there...... In a fit of rage, she threw down the cold drink in her hand and threw it out.
Wang Li's mind was still on the cold invasion at this time, and he didn't pay attention for a while, and the cup of cold drink smashed on his head like this, and he was stunned.
Looking at Wang Li's appearance of cold drinks, the girl felt much more comfortable in her heart, and threw a sentence of "stinky hooligan" She turned around and left, only to make the crowd who were watching the excitement sigh for a while.
"Alas, the world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient, thinking that I am Wang Li wholeheartedly a person, but people treat me like this, sad, really sad...... Alas, I have to find a place to wash my hair! ”
Looking at the girl who was leaving helplessly, Wang Li sighed secretly, touched his wet and sticky head, and he glanced left and right, wanting to see if there was a suitable place to wash.
Coincidentally, at the door of a small bungalow not far away, a faucet happened to be exposed.
Wang Li immediately walked over there, and at this time, a middle-aged man came out of the door of the small bungalow, this person was short in stature and had an obscene face, and he looked like a bantam tiger.
"Big brother, can we wash our hair here?" Xin said that this must be the owner of the bungalow, and out of politeness, Wang Li rushed over and stopped the other party and asked.
The lewd man was stunned: "...... to wash your hair"
glanced Wang Li up and down, and suddenly the lewd man smiled ambiguously, and nodded again and again: "Yes, you can wash your hair, big brother, come for the first time, let's take a walk, brother, I'll arrange it for you!" ”
"Uh...... Just wash your hair, just outside! Wang Lixin said why this guy is so enthusiastic, and subconsciously shirked a sentence.
The lewd man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Look at what you said, how can this kind of thing be done outside, don't you go in and take your time, go, big brother, go in and talk about it!" ”
"Okay!"
Wang Li was confused by the lewd man's enthusiasm, but after thinking about it, it might be that it was really inconvenient to wash his hair outside, so he immediately walked in in the direction pointed by the lewd man!
The lewd man followed closely, but with one hand, he secretly took out his mobile phone and quickly typed a text message: The fat sheep came to the door, ready to be slaughtered!
Seeing the lewd man and Wang Li at the square door walking in one after another, several taxi drivers who often wandered around the train station pouted and shook their heads in unison.
"Master Zhang, it is estimated that this kid is going to wash his hair today, hehe!"
"Who's to say it's not, can a shampoo room near the train station be a good place? On Brother Shorty's territory, if he doesn't knock his bone marrow out, Brother Shorty will never let him out. ”
"Haha, yes, let's wait and see the excitement."
……
followed the lewd man into the bungalow, Wang Li found out that there was a hole in the bungalow, and the back was connected to a small building, went up to the second floor, entered a room around the corner, and the lewd man left first.
Wang Li threw the snakeskin bag on the ground and rushed into the bathroom like a fly. I took a cold shower after three times and five divided by two, and the sticky feeling on my head was finally gone.
"Knock knock!"
There was a knock on the door.
Wang Li only thought that the lewd man just now came, so he wiped his body casually, put on a pair of pants and opened the door, but after opening the door, Wang Li was so frightened that he hid behind the door.
Mom, why did a woman pop up?
I saw a woman about thirty years old standing at the door, looking average, with an ordinary figure, but the layer of powder on her face looked a little oozing, estimated to be three centimeters thick.
"Eldest sister, what are you doing?" Wang Li asked timidly.
The thick pink woman raised her hand and pinched her orchid finger, and sneered: "Little brother, don't you want to wash your hair?" Oh, sister, I'm not here for you! As he spoke, he was going to reach out and touch Wang Li's chest.
Wang Li took a step back: "Eldest sister, it's just a matter of washing your hair, I'll do it myself." ”
"Yo, I'll use it for this if I can do it myself, little brother, don't laugh!"
The thick pink woman gave him a blank look, and actually pushed the door straight and walked in, and sat on the bed: "Little brother, come on, you just washed your big head, sister, I'll help you wash your little head." ”
Saying that, he stretched out his hand to pull Wang Li's pants, and Wang Li finally reacted: "You guys...... What kind of shampoo room do you have? ”
When he was on the mountain, Wang Li remembered that the old man told him that there was a special service shampoo room at the bottom of the mountain.
"Yo, little brother, you won't really come to wash your hair, will you?" The thick pink woman stretched out three fingers: "Don't talk nonsense with you, count this once, pay for it quickly!" ”
"Damn, 30? So expensive? Wang Li was taken aback, good guy, he only has 10 yuan in his body, and this woman actually opened her mouth for 30 yuan, why don't you grab it!
The pink woman almost choked: "What, 30? You are a street girl, it's 300, hurry up and pay for it, if you want a full set, you have to add another 200. ”
“300!”
Wang Li's eyes widened, you have a leg, Lao Tzu wants 300 yuan, do you still have to be forced down the mountain by the bad old man, besides, you have grown like this, you are embarrassed to come out and do it!
Suddenly, his head shook like a rattle: "Sister, do you think I'm stupid?" If you look like you, I won't even be able to post it to me for 3 million! ”
As he spoke, he tore up his shirt and picked up his snakeskin bag to leave.
The thick pink woman was squeezed by Wang Li, and she was suddenly anxious, reached out and grabbed Wang Li, and grabbed his pants tightly: "Good boy, what kind of place are you here, just come and go, right?" ”
"You let go!" Wang Li was afraid that his pants would be torn by this woman, so he whispered.
"Don't let it go!"
The thick pink woman looked ruthless, seeing that Wang Li had no intention of paying money at all, she finally showed her fierce face, and pulled her chest violently, she yelled at the head of the building: "Short brother, guy, this kid will go if he wants to play for nothing!" ”
Wang Li was stunned for a moment, and gasped: You mother's leg, you are clearly planting!