Chapter 2 Don't blame the master for being unkind!
There was a sudden sound of footsteps at the staircase, and before Wang Li could react, the short lewd man before rushed over with four or five biao-shaped men, blocking the way.
The short man took the lead, dancing with a stick that was about the same length as him, and pointed directly at Wang Li: "Boy, what are you doing, you want to leave after playing for nothing!" ”
"This big brother, how can there be, I just washed my hair!"
Wang Li pretended to be aggrieved and spread his hands and pointed to the bathroom in the room.
In fact, by this point, he had already seen that today's incident was a game set up by a short and obscene man, but he had always been a master of art and bold, and since he had encountered this incident, he was ready to play with these guys.
"I washed my head!"
Brother Short suddenly became angry, he almost jumped up and pointed at Wang Li's nose and scolded his mother: "Boy, I was originally a hair washing room, do you think you will be fine just by washing your hair?" ”
"It's not big brother, you misunderstood......"
"I misunderstood a fart!"
Brother Short waved his hand, and several men around him immediately surrounded him, Wang Li deliberately pretended to be afraid, and he arched his hand tremblingly: "Big brother, I don't believe you ask this eldest sister ......"
"Ask the old lady a fart, you obviously played with the old lady once just now, what's the matter, forgot?" The thick pink woman raised her finger and touched Wang Li's forehead and roared fiercely.
"I, I didn't!" Wang Li exclaimed, his whole face was full of grievances, his arms were constantly shaking, and the whole person looked like he had been wronged.
Brother Short knocked on the side of the bed with a stick: "Boy, she said that there is, do I believe you or not?" Besides, this is my wife, you actually messed with my wife, boy, how do you calculate this account? ”
As he spoke, he hugged the pink woman violently.
"This, big brother, you are clearly blackmailing me!" Wang Li deliberately made a bitter face, pointed at the thick pink woman, and then pointed at himself, not to mention how aggrieved his voice was.
The dwarf brother laughed: "It's just blackmailing you, what can you do, boy, if you know each other, take out all the money, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you!" ”
"What if you don't have money?" Wang Li had a look of sincere fear on his face.
"Hmph, boy, Lao Tzu won't talk nonsense with you, now, take out all the money immediately, otherwise, Lao Tzu wants you to look good!" The short brother shook the stick fiercely and drank a word.
"Big brother, I'll dig it!"
Wang Li seemed to be frightened by the short man, and hurriedly bowed his head, and then he suddenly turned his back and touched a certain place under his crotch, and the short brother glanced at each other, all laughing.
After a while, Wang Li turned around, only to see that he was holding a thick cloth bag in his hand, and the short man suddenly became more anxious, and knocked on the stick: "Boy, quickly bring the money." ”
"Okay, big brother, don't beat me, I'll take it out for you!" Wang Li nodded again and again with a frightened face, and quickly handed the cloth bag in his hand to the short brother opposite.
Brother Shorty's face looked much better, and he threw the cloth bag to the woman with a flick of his hand: "Open it and see how many there are." ”
"Yes!"
The thick pink woman took the cloth bag with disdain, raised her hand and began to unwrap it. The eyes of the short brothers immediately fell on the tips of the thick pink woman's fingers.
It's just that after a while, the short brother's face was a little wrong, and he saw that he didn't know how many layers of packages were wrapped, and at the end, there was a ten-yuan bill lying quietly.
"Boy, you dare to fool me!"
The short brother suddenly felt a great insult, okay, it's just ten fucking dollars, you kid is still wrapped like a treasure like this, and it's still stuffed in the crotch, you kid is insulting my dwarf brother's IQ.
"Big brother, don't be angry, I really just have so much money, really, I don't lie to you!"
Wang Li's face was deliberately full of panic, he hurriedly touched his neck and ripped off the jade pendant. Holding it in both hands and handing it to the short brother, Wang Li hurriedly said: "Big brother, the jade pendant is for you, this is really worth a lot of money." ”
"Lao Tzu wants your jade pendant to dry hair......"
The short brother blurted out and scolded, and at this time, the thick pink woman pulled his cuffs violently: "Big brother, this jade pendant is really in good condition, at least worth tens of thousands of yuan." ”
"Really?" The short brother will be skeptical.
"It's true, I've been on the border of Yunnan before, you can believe me, Brother Shorty!" The thick pink woman nodded her head conclusively, looking like my words were absolutely credible.
The short brother recovered from his anger at this time, and as a result, the jade pendant felt the cool feeling of the jade pendant in the palm of his hand, and for a while, he really believed in the saying that this thing was valuable.
Glancing at Wang Li, the short brother stuffed the jade pendant into his pocket and waved his big hand: "Get out of here!" ”
"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother!"
Wang Li hurriedly bowed his head and thanked him, picked up his snakeskin bag, lowered his head and rushed outside without looking, but he was stunned like a headless fly, and collided with several people.
"You don't have eyes, get out!"
The dwarf brother got out of the way in disdain, and Wang Li fled out, only causing everyone to laugh. The thick pink woman stroked the short brother's chest. Several biao-shaped men around were also full of joy.
Feeling the feeling of the stars holding the moon, the short brother stretched out his hand and touched it into his pocket: "Let's go, deal with this jade pendant, let's rub it first...... Uh, what about the jade pendant...... No, what about my wallet? ”
The voice changed sharply, the short brother's face changed sharply, and the thick pink woman and a few other men suddenly realized something, and when they touched their pockets, they all exclaimed: "It's not good, the wallet is gone." ”
"Bastard, asshole!"
Brother Shorty's brain reacted first, and when he looked at Wang Li and left the direction, he yelled: "Damn, I was deceived by that kid, come here, chase me, you must chase it back." ”
At the door of the bungalow, Wang Li, who originally ran out in a panic, suddenly burst out laughing after going out: "Haha, these fools, you are really a mountain cannon!" ”
Walking quickly to a remote corner next to him, Wang Li skillfully took out a few wallets in the snakeskin bag, pinched everyone out by dividing them by two, and threw the wallets into the trash can.
Counted, oh my God, there were more than 3,000 yuan, Wang Li's eyes were straight, obediently, when he was on the mountain, he secretly pried open the small iron box where the bad old man put the money, and there were at most a few big red heads.
Unexpectedly, this time I went down the mountain, and I got more than 30 at once, hehe, it seems that this time I went down the mountain to the right place.
Then he took out the jade pendant and hung it around his neck, he glanced at the bungalow not far away, and muttered in his heart: For the sake of your money, this time it is cheaper for you!
In fact, when he went out just now, he bumped into those guys, and he did it on purpose.
Maybe for being a person, he can't do anything at the moment of physical contact, but for Wang Li, just a blink of an eye is enough for him to do a lot of things.
For example, to retrieve his own jade pendant, for example, to touch the wallets of these people - and even if Wang Li wants, he can cut off their kidneys without the other party knowing.
Of course, Wang Li will not do this kind of thing, after all, the bad old man warned him that kung fu is used to punish the strong and help the weak, and you can't hurt people casually until you have to.
"Boy, stop me!"
There was a sudden cheer behind him, and when Wang Li looked back violently, he found that it was the short brother with a few subordinates, desperately chasing after him.
Several of them were wielding sticks in their hands, looking fierce and vicious. Wang Li frowned: A group of bastards, I don't care about you anymore, you still dare to catch up!
In the blink of an eye, these people had already rushed over, and they were very skilled in surrounding Wang Li in the middle, and the short brother raised his stick and yelled at Wang Li: "Boy, you dare to play with me?" ”
"I'm not that interested!" Wang Li glanced at the short brother with a cold look, and shook his head again and again.
Brother Shorty's eyes were full of fierceness: "Hand over the money and that jade pendant, otherwise I will beat you, uncle, and then break your hands and feet, and throw you in the trash!" ”
The surrounding thugs also raised their hands in response: "Beat him, beat him." ”
"Wait!"
Wang Li shook his head helplessly, suddenly raised his foot, took off a slipper, and said a thoughtless sentence very regretfully: "Slippers, you have to suffer again!" ”
"Boy, you didn't even exist for me!" The dwarf jumped up and yelled.
"What do you think you are?" Every time Wang Li lifted his head, he just gently put down the snakeskin bag and sat on the bag.
Waving his hand at the surrounding thugs, Wang Li's face was full of disgust: "If you want to fight, hurry up, I'm in a hurry!" ”
"Bastard!"
The short brother was finally enraged by Wang Li's appearance, and he took the lead in waving his stick, and smashed it towards the place where Wang Li was sitting without looking.
This time it seemed to have a thousand powers, and the stick was wrapped in the sound of breaking the air, and it crashed down, and everyone around was frightened and covered their eyes.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled sound, and some bold people looked over, but they were stunned, hey, why is this kid still sitting in place? What about the short brother?
The surrounding gangsters were also stunned, and there was a wail from the trash can not far away: "Oops, oops!" ”
The gangsters hurriedly ran over, only to find that the short brother lying in the trash can had a huge shoe print on his face......
"Who else?" Wang Li glanced at a few gangsters lightly, waved the slippers in his hand, a few gangsters, you look at me, I look at you, they all flinched for a while, and didn't dare to step forward.
Mom, a slipper can smash people far away, even if the gangsters are stupid, they know that the person in front of them is not good at stubble, where do they dare to rush up casually.
Wang Li glanced at these fools and snorted coldly: "Don't fight...... What a bunch of useless stuff! Putting on his slippers, he grabbed his backpack and left, leaving only a back.
And those gangsters hesitated for a long time, but in the end, no one dared to take a step forward!
When he was about to walk to the exit of the square in front of the station, Wang Li looked around, and was about to stop a taxi, when suddenly, he was stunned.
The sound of breaking the air behind him sounded, and the feeling of chilling down his back made Wang Li's heart tighten, and with a force on his waist, his body moved to the right out of thin air for as much as half a step.
An arm, grazing his body, struck.
Damn, are these people chasing after me so soon? Hmph, bastard, I'll let you go, master, you still dare to chase after you, then don't blame the master for being polite!
In a hurry, Wang Li shook his hand violently, grabbed the arm that attacked him, and then reversed it ninety degrees, and a black tiger pulled out his heart, and grabbed it behind him without looking.
Wang Li believes that with his black tiger heart, even those biao men will be able to do it all at once.
"Ahh
Jiao's voice sounded, and when he started to feel, Wang Li's head was also clouded: What's the matter? It stands to reason that the fist into the flesh should be castration, but now it is like smashing into cotton.