When I arrived at the appointed place, I saw Tian Ji greet him with a wicked smile:

"Look, it's sunny today, why are you staying at home?"

"I didn't come out to hear you say such nonsense, why don't you know?" Let's go! I said.

Tian Ji was confused by what I said for a long time.

"Let's go? Where are you going? Tian Ji asked.

"Damn! Why don't you look at what time it is, go to dinner! "Although I was a little reluctant to come out, it was not a pleasure for me to be slaughtered.

"Your uncle's! You're just thinking about killing me, aren't you? Tian Ji looked at his watch and said, "It's only half past eleven, let's walk and see!" I don't know what to eat either. ”

In this way, the two of us wandered around the street like two headless flies, went to a small store and bought two bottles of iced Coke and a pack of cigarettes, and a few sips of iced Coke were indescribably comfortable. Suddenly I looked up and saw a small kebab shop, and because of the hot weather, we were too lazy to walk, so we walked in.

"Boss, two bowls of cold noodles and 40 lamb skewers." "I preemptively shouted at the boss.

"What's wrong with you refugees in Afghanistan?" Running this refuge is coming? Tian Ji said.

"Hungry! I said. One butt sits in a position close to the fan.

Waiting for food is always a long process, especially when I'm hungry now, even though there aren't many people in the store at this time. After waiting for nearly 20 minutes, the boss finally brought the meal.

"I found out that you were a refugee, like you hadn't eaten. Tian Ji was very surprised when he saw my noodles and a bunch of meat: "You didn't eat like this before!" ”

"You keep your mouth shut first, lest flies fly in." I said, "I didn't eat last night, and you just happened to have no eyes, so you bumped into me, why don't you call me and call me out, won't it be a good thing?" As I spoke, I picked up another string of meat and put it in my mouth.

"Am I unlucky?" Tian Ji also picked up a bunch of meat and began to stuff it into his mouth: "Where do you go after eating?" Such a hot day. ”

"Didn't you say tea?" There is a business teahouse not far from here, the price is unknown, the environment is good, see if you can go. I said.

"I can see that you didn't arrange the afternoon early when you came here, even if I wanted you to accompany me to the bar to see the girl, you definitely won't go, right?" Tian Ji said disappointedly.

"You're not stupid! "I picked up another skewer of meat and ordered another chopstick noodle.

Seeing that I was about to finish eating, I suddenly felt discomfort in my stomach, I guess it was an iced Coke drink, and I would eat kebabs again, and I felt that I was going to have diarrhea, and I couldn't say anything in the future to pour ice on myself for a while.

"You settle the bill, I'll go out first!" "I already felt the river and sea in my stomach, and when I saw that the field chicken was not finished, I got up and said to him.

"What's wrong?" Don't you have a big belly? Can't finish eating? Tian Ji said.

"I'm feeling! Chilled Coke with lamb skewers! I replied.

"Holy shit! Tian Ji seemed to know what was going to happen, and said, "There seems to be no toilet nearby!" ”

"I don't have time to discuss this with you, that XXX has a public toilet, I'll go first!" With that, he ran out the door.

Finding a public toilet outside can be described as mental torture and stomach torture. I now know that the public toilet is actually only seven or eight hundred meters away from where we eat, but these seven or eight hundred meters are so far away, I keep saying to the, "I've found a place right away!" You have to be patient and wait, don't cause traffic accidents or anything because of traffic congestion, otherwise my efforts in these few hundred meters will be wasted! ”

Seeing that I arrived at the door of the public toilet, there were three pits in total, and there was one that showed no one, saying that it was too late and that was fast, I rushed in, turned around and closed the door and locked it, this series of actions was done in one go, which can be called a model of public toilet pit action.

When I opened the gate to unload, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and if I hadn't squatted at this time, I would definitely have been able to greet all the callers' eighteen generations! I took out my mobile phone with difficulty and looked: it's a field chicken again!

"What? Pooping doesn't make people feel comfortable! I yelled into the phone.

"I'm afraid you haven't eaten enough, so I asked you how the food is." Tian Jiyin smiled, and then changed to a normal tone and said, "I came out of the barbecue restaurant, where will we see each other later?" ”

"Do you know that there is an XXX teahouse on that XXX road? Wait for me at the door, I'm almost done with my work. I said.

"Okay! Hurry up! I don't like to wait, it's hot! Tian Ji said.

"You're going to call!" I'm having a hard time wiping my ass! I scolded.

Tian Ji seemed to react to my imminent action, and hurriedly said, "Okay, good! Hurry up! I'm waiting for you at the door of the XXX teahouse! After saying that, he hurriedly hung up the phone.