Chapter 15 15
Not long after, Tian Ji came over with a girl, and said to the girl while slapping his hand at me: "This is Cheng Fei, the two of us are small, today he is full of food and wants to have a treat, just slaughter him!" Tian Ji seemed to be afraid that I would expose him, so he kept talking, and then pointed to the girl and said to me: "This is a good friend of mine, martial arts, that is, the two words martial arts in martial arts novels, you two are one age." ”
I was stunned: There are still people called this name, and I immediately thought of Jin Yong.
Out of politeness, I stood up and nodded at the girl, "Hello." ”
The girl smiled at me and said, "Hello! ”
I avoided the girl, glanced at Tian Ji, and bowed to him, revealing a treacherous face, Tian Ji saw my ill intentions, deliberately pretended not to see, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up and sit down!" "Tian Ji originally wanted the girl to sit with me, but the girl sat in the seat of Tian Ji just now. A stone in my heart finally landed: it finally didn't sit with me. Tian Ji's eyes were a little disappointed, but it was reasonable to think about it, the girl and I met for the first time, and no one knew anyone why they sat with me. Tian Ji sat down next to the girl with relief.
At this point, I was pondering how to ruin this affair that wasn't supposed to be a matchmaker. I didn't want to fall in love, and I didn't think about it in the future, I just lived a day naturally, counted a day, and I didn't think about finding a partner at all. It's planted today, even if you don't want to talk about it, you have to deal with it. Tian Chicken, this grandson! What a grandson!
The field chicken winked at me, made his eyes color, and kept motioning me to talk to the girl, but I was the same as the change, staring at the field chicken, and being silly at the girl, thinking: I won't open my mouth yet, what can you do with me! Tian Ji thought I didn't understand what he meant, and kept blinking, I broke the quiet situation and said:
"You don't have a crush on me, do you? What kind of electricity is discharged? If you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart, don't be like a girl, you want to say it and you are embarrassed! ”
Tian Ji was stunned for a moment, probably because he didn't expect him to work hard for a long time, in exchange for such a from me.
The girl also froze for a moment, probably because she didn't expect me to be so indifferent to the use of language and words in front of her, and to say such rude words. Then he turned to him and said, "Oops! I didn't see it, I've known you for so long, and you're actually interested in men, it's really a real person! ”
Tian Ji was unwilling, and hurriedly said: "You two don't collude?" Unanimous in your efforts to challenge me! This is not the legendary tacit understanding between husband and wife! Tian Ji seemed to give a full score to his words, proudly picked up the teacup and leaned back, and drank it with a click.
"I said you told me a while ago that you had a crush on a girl, isn't that this girl?" I put the problem on Tian Ji, and he began to pick up the teacup and lean back, and took two sips.
The girl turned her head to look at Tian Ji and said: "People like me can't look down on me, but people work in TV stations, and there are more beauties in it, even if I post it upside down, people can't take a fancy to me." ”
I thought that this girl was more or less reflective, but I didn't expect her to help Tian Ji round the scene, which shows that the relationship between the two is not something I can provoke. In other words, this girl treats the field chicken as a sister, and the field chicken as a buddy.
The first attack ended in the girl's words, and Tian Ji narrowly won. Looking at Tian Ji's smug face, I said in my heart: This is hanging, I can't really let Tian Ji match the two of us, this is exactly what I don't want to see, no! Since it's useless for me to attack the field chicken, I have no choice but to destroy my image. As the saying goes, first impressions are very important, and I am at most open-minded, not to talk about the so-called first impressions, I don't know how the specific field chicken will be difficult for me, in short, my ultimate task today is to destroy the first impression I give. It's better to make people annoy me, that's great. I know it's like looking for a job interview, the interviewer will more or less examine your adaptability, I will give you a soldier today to block the water and cover the earth, there must be a road before the car to the mountain, the boat to the bridge is naturally straight, thirty-six plans will be calculated, take one step at a time.
"Waiter! Tian Ji began to call the waiter again.
"Hello sir, what do you need?" The waiter asked, trotting all the way.
"Please take the drink list!" Tian Ji said.
"Okay, wait a minute. The waiter turned away.
I lit a cigarette, and the second wave of the field chicken's offensive was about to begin.