When the waiter took the wine list and handed it to Tian Ji, Tian Ji handed it to the girl and said, "Come on, come on, take a look, someone has a treat today, not the best, but the most expensive!" ”

The girl turned out to be on the wine list and said: "You two are buddies, this is the first time I have met someone, I am embarrassed to kill someone's house, if you pay for it, you can consider it." ”

Tian Ji looked at herself boredly, and then said to the waiter, "Bring up all the cold beers we asked you to cold just now!" Open it all to me! ”

The girl unhurriedly handed over the drink list in her hand and said to the waiter, "Give me a cup of vanilla milk tea." ”

"Okay, wait a minute! The waiter took the drink list and said.

At this time, Tian Ji said to me, "Are you going to the bathroom?" ”

"Don't Wen Zou Zou's bathroom bathroom, I have never seen the bathroom clean, you just say go to the toilet!" "I swear to fight to the end with Tian Ji today, and I must not let his wishful thinking hit me in the head. But I knew very well that this guy was going to find a place to talk to me, and I was about to talk back, but the girl said to Tian Ji, "Why don't you go to the kidneys before you drink?" ”

I said in my heart that this girl is also quite poor, and if this makes Tian Ji's "conspiracy" succeed, we will have a quarrel in the future, and it is like talking about cross talk.

"I've been drinking tea for a long time, I don't believe you." Tian Ji pouted at the teacup on the table.

I just wanted to make it clear to Tian Ji, so I said to the girl: "We drank a lot of tea just now, and the beer we originally wanted was at room temperature, but Tian Ji said that it was too hot, and it tasted like horse urine at room temperature, so I asked the waiter to chill it first." With that, I stood up and prepared to go to the bathroom.

"You've drunk horse urine!" The girl looked at the pheasant seriously.

Tian Ji shook his head helplessly, and also stood up and walked around the girl towards the toilet.

"Hey, I said, why are you so untreacherous? Before entering the toilet door, Tian Ji kicked me on the ass: "I have been looking at you for a long time, why don't you open your mind!" ”

"I said you're interested in human girls, right?" I smiled and glanced at the chicken.

"Pull it down!" People are older than me, I am good sisters with her, she is good buddies with me, I never thought about being good with her, my motives are pure, and I don't have the slightest intention of robbing you. Seeing that Tian Ji didn't seem to be lying when he said this, I said:

"Don't mind, you don't need to rob me, can't I just give it to you?"

"Stop! Tian Ji shouted: "Feelings are slowly cultivated!" Haven't you heard of love for a long time? ”

"I believe in love over time, but the premise is that I have to have the ability to take on a family, I still treat myself as a child, and now I think it's pure nonsense to talk to me about feelings, you just spare me!" With that, I walked out of the bathroom.

"Can't you pee with me?" Which old man pees so fast! Beware of people who think you have a bad kidney, and you will completely collapse this matter! Tian Ji yelled in the toilet, so I didn't bother to take care of it and walked straight out.

When I returned to my seat, I saw the waiter opening beer bottle by bottle, and the girl called Wuxia was biting a straw in her mouth and drinking her milk tea while playing with her mobile phone. At this time, I couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, the lonely man and widow sat at the same table, and no one said a word, so I had to take out a cigarette and light it, I really regretted that I didn't finish urinating with the chicken just now.

When the waiter opened the last bottle of beer, the field chicken finally arrived as promised.

"Let's get started!" Tian Ji picked up the wine bottle and began to pour the wine one by one: "The wine is all ready, let's go first!" Don't drink tea on such a hot day! What is elegant? Tian Ji deliberately glanced at my teacup and said to the girl, "If you can't drink it today, let him replace you." He pointed at me, "This guy is an animal when he drinks!" A few of us can't drink him! ”

I felt that the second wave of Tian Ji's offensive was quietly coming, and I was determined not to let him break through our defense, so I said:

"You too much, didn't you? Is it old? Drink some water and go to the kidneys. ”

Although I said this to Tian Ji, it was mainly for the girl, so that she felt that I was a layman, speaking openly and without scess, in short, I wanted to completely destroy the so-called first impression of what Tian Ji said.

"It's okay, I don't need someone to drink on my behalf, I can drink it myself." The girl suddenly put down the milk tea, picked up the wine glass and said, "Even if I can't drink it, I'm embarrassed to let the family do it for me!" I'm not familiar with anyone, I'm sure you'll drink it for me. ”

After hearing this, I thought to myself: This girl is also a difficult master to deal with, judging from the action of holding the wine glass, she is definitely a veteran of the wine field, and I can't keep my alcohol consumption as good as hers.

The three of them picked up their glasses and touched each other, then drank them all.