This year's Chinese New Year is less than the rush of previous years, it is rare to be idle, the mobile phone information keeps popping up the information of the unit's work instructions, and we have tasted the feeling of a long-lost New Year's holiday of 15 days, but this kind of holiday accompanies me in addition to the mobile phone that is now inseparable from the bed. This inevitably made me a little flustered, for fear that I was just a lonely person standing in front of the door of the unit again, and the doorman stepped forward to comfort me and said: "Although the unit has closed down, we have to look forward!" "I've always had an aversion to work, but at least it's in charge of my food, clothing, and housing.

Finally hit the day of going to work, the unit counted everyone's travel status, etc., and I truthfully filled in the living room, bedroom, balcony, kitchen and toilet in the column of activity track, and the travel mode was filled in with both feet, so far reported to the statistics of colleagues, colleagues asked me in surprise after reading my report: "Brother Fei, are you sure to fill in and hand in like this?" ”

"Doesn't it depend on your attitude, you are responsible for filling in the statistics, and I reported it truthfully, do I still have to tell some lies?" If you feel that you can't write like this, then I'll change it again? I answered truthfully.

"Haha! Brother Fei really has you, I want to think about whether I have to fill in the report like you? ”

"I don't have the power to fill in how you fill in, anyway, I do, even if I make it up, I don't have the material." ”

"You are so interesting, Brother Fei, it is estimated that the leader vomited blood directly after reading you, and I laughed to death!" ”

"Whatever! ”

Later, I heard that due to my spiritual infection, many colleagues used me as a template to fill in truthfully, which couldn't help but remind me of Zinedine Zidane of the French team on the football field in the past, the spiritual leader. Of course, I filled in and submitted it according to my ideas, but for the sake of impact, the colleagues in charge of statistics still changed the colleagues who filled in the report with me (including me) as a template to normal people one by one.

Day by day, week by week, month by month, year by year, the cycle of life began again, and this year I set myself a strong and persevering goal of not quitting.

Although the various businesses of the unit have been carried out one after another, everyone's face is not glowing with the state that the New Year should be, everyone's face is very tired, but there will still be hearty laughter in the office, that's all, maybe that's why many people feel that the atmosphere is more important than other things, of course, not including money. If I am paid 180,000 yuan a month, I can do without such a thing as atmosphere, I will even treat myself as a vegetative person for this salary, in short, I will not make any noise, and even a fart will have to be carried in a bag, and then carry the bag to discharge the turbidity in it to the toilet to avoid the surrounding environment from causing pollution that should not be there.

On this day, I was working "hard" in the office, and a colleague from the administrative office walked in.

"This year, our unit has a recruitment plan, what kind of people do you need in your department and send it to me, and I will send it to the human resources department of the group after the statistics." "It's the colleague who was in charge of counting the travel situation.

"Didn't I say this thing should be taken care of by man?" Why are you even allowed to do this job now? Didn't it all take care of this before? I asked, puzzled.

"Hey! Brother Fei, who let us be administrative, the resignation of our department this year, the secondment of the secondment, how can anyone still work? The colleague replied aggrievedly: "I heard that the top is going to seconded me away, but I don't know where to go, don't seconded me to the group, it's all uncles, none of them work, and the secondment person just has no one to work." ”

"Take more than anyone else, do less than anyone else, eat more than anyone else, are we raising pigs?" Leizi said indignantly.

"Don't joke about pigs, pigs can still be killed and eaten after they are raised, how can those fathers above compare with pigs, a bunch of parasites." I said.

"I found out that you are really ruthless with those people up there, haha! Leizi smiled: "You said that if all of us resign en masse, what will happen to the gang?" ”

"What can I do?" If you have a relationship, you can find a relationship, and if you don't have to spend money to find a relationship. I replied.

"Looking for a relationship to continue to be a parasite?" Leizi asked.

"No, do they have the skills to survive on their own?" I said.

"Brother Fei, your personality is too flamboyant, although it sounds very cool, but we can hear it, Ha, safety, safety is important." The colleague said, took out a piece of paper and handed it over: "Well, this is the employment plan, you can take a look at it first, and then make the employment plan of your department according to the above requirements and send it to me." ”

I took the piece of paper, looked at it and asked, "Can we stop hiring new people?" ”

"Why?" Doesn't your department need to hire this year? ”

"I think, let's raise the salary of our department, as for the work, which one of us here is not the material for work?" We don't want much, just double the existing basic salary, so that we can save labor expenses and improve our living standards, and at the same time, we will go all out and rush to work one after another, so where can you find a good thing that kills three birds with one stone, right? I glanced over to look at Leizi.

"Yes, yes, yes. Leizi clapped his hands and shouted: "You see, let me give you an analysis, according to our normal salary level, even if there are not many people in our department this year, the expenditure of these people is greater than the cost of raising the salary for each of us, right?" So I agree with our Cheng Fei's opinion, our department doesn't want people this year, just ask for a salary increase, and ensure that the work is done beautifully. With that, he took a sip of tea.

"Oops! I don't have to say this, I also want to raise the salary, I just care about the statistics, but Feige, your proposal is really good, and I guess your department can come up with it. The colleague said.

"Actually, everyone thinks so, it's just that our department rushed to say it. I waved my hand and laughed.

"Yes, yes, our department has a sound card, unlike other departments, even if they complain all day long, but no one says it." "Leizi didn't forget to add oil and vinegar.

"Can you put this hat on my head less, I am a member of the masses, and I must put the interests of the people first in everything." I gave a blank look.

"Hahaha! I can't say you guys, you are directly in charge of the general manager, and you are also hard to speak, I remember that Fei Ge was swearing and swearing several times in meetings, right? The colleague said and didn't forget to glance at me.

"I said, I'm speaking for the masses, the interests of the people are above all else, aren't they? ”

"Yes, yes, don't embarrass me, I'm just working, and I'm not talking nonsense with you here." With that, he walked out of the office.