Black impermanence is really iron-faced and ruthless. He doesn't care how loving your husband and wife are, as long as one of them is over, he will pull the iron chain around the person's neck and leave. Even if he took away his husband and cried his wife to death, he had no sympathy.

Once, Guanyin Niangniang saw an old woman in her twenties who was widowed, and finally pulled her son into adulthood, and she was old. When the son was about to get married the next day, the darkness came at night, and he couldn't help but pull the old widow's son up and leave.

Guanyin Niangniang stepped forward to plead, not only did he not give face, but said viciously: "Yin is performing official duties, and it is not okay for the king of heaven to intercede, it is reasonable, you go to Yama and the judge!"

As a result, although the old widow was rescued by throwing herself into the pond, she did not succeed in hanging her neck, but she went crazy alive. Guanyin Niangniang was so angry that she beat her chest and couldn't do anything.

As the saying goes, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. Although Guanyin Niangniang has great powers, there are also places where the whip is beyond the reach.

Black impermanence is not only a dog fighting human power, but a ghost borrowing divine might, but he has a strong temper that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and a deaf pig is not afraid of a huge thunderstorm. Guanyin Niangniang couldn't help it.

In fact, Black Impermanence has neither the ability to reach the sky, nor the scary official title, just a lackey who runs errands and listens to errands. Even his backstage boss, Shidian Yama, is no match for Guanyin Niangniang. But people have the power in their hands - Yama wants you to die on the third watch, and you can't stay until the fifth watch. Do you want to care? The Emperor of Heaven has already had a will not to interfere in each other's internal affairs.

As the saying goes, the gourd scoops across the river, relying on a crooked wind. Black impermanence is rampant and domineering, and it is unreasonable, relying on the decree of the Emperor of Heaven and the power of life and death in the hands of the Lord of Yama.

The power of life and death is the key to people's survival, and it should be in the hands of human beings themselves, so why should the fate of human beings be entrusted to the underworld? Even if you want to hand it over, you should give it to a few people who understand, or to barefoot immortals or the like, who understand the suffering of the people and understand the sophistication of human feelings.

Those Yamas and judges did not know the details of the world, and they did not observe the private interviews, except for distinguishing from the "Book of Life and Death" that Zhang San was a man, Li Si was a woman, and Wang Mazi was a yin and yang person who was neither male nor female, they knew nothing about human beings.

As for the length of people's longevity, it is calculated by them according to the order in which the baby was born, using the method of "sixty sixties in turn", and they don't ask you whether you are good or bad, good or evil.

"Sixty Huajia" starts from Jiazi, Yichou, Bingyin, etc., and ends with Xinyou, Renxu, and Guihai, which is exactly sixty-three years old.

The first born Feng "Jiazi", they didn't ask men and women, no matter whether they were good or bad, they only gave him one year of longevity; The second born "Yi Chou" gave him two years of longevity; The third born "Bingyin" can get three years of longevity...... And so on, until the sixtieth birth coincides with the "Guihai", and you can get 60 years of yang life.

When I got to sixty-one, sixty-two, and sixty-three, I just turned back and ran into numbers such as "Jiazi", "Yichou", and "Bingyin", and I was sorry that there was only one year, two years, and three years of longevity. This method is not only time-saving, but also does not need to use brains, so the length of life of mortals is not based on good and evil, good or bad, it is completely a matter of luck, relying on creation, and encountering a few years is a few years.

According to this simple and easy method, mortals can live to be sixty years old at most. When the judge looked at the "Book of Life and Death" that day, he found that all of them were from one year old to sixty years old, and he muttered in his heart: If the emperor wants to read the "Book of Life and Death" or make a life statistics table or something like that, won't our "ghostism" style of ignoring the lives of mortals suddenly reveal flaws! No, it's better to have some uneven fractions and mantissa numbers to cover the eyes and ears of the Emperor.

The judge mentioned his thoughts, and the ten Yama Lords all felt reasonable. However, the addition of those fractions and mantissa made them scratch their brains.

You said that it was completely authorized to the judges, and the Hades felt that they did not embody their power, and they should refer to it once every sixty people, and thousands of people were born every day, so why not sit down and rub their butts and teeth all day long?

For this matter, they consulted for two or three days, but they could not find a solution that everyone was satisfied with.

In the end, the judge still had a lot of ghost ideas, and he finally came up with an idea that was unanimously approved, that is, starting from the last person of the first 'Huajia', and pushing back eleven people, each Hades added one year of yang shou for them, exactly ten, and the last one was added by the judge to him one year old. That is to say, from the 601st person to the 611th person, one can live to the age of sixty-one and sixty-two...... Seventy-one years old. Starting from the 612th person, it is again "60 sixtieth sixtieth rounds", and the ten sixties are turned and repeated. In this way, there are not only fractions and mantissa numbers, but also reflect their due rights, and there is no need to sit down all day and night to refer to the total.

It is set once and remains unchanged forever, which is not only convenient for the judge to do the work for him, but also reduces the labor intensity of the heads and brains, which can really be said to be beneficial and harmless.

Because only one or two people in the nearly 1,000 people can live to be over 70 years old, there are still sayings in the world that "it is rare for people to live for 70 years" and "it is rare to meet 100-year-old people in the world".

As for those who became officials, those who were rich, those who practiced martial arts, and those who became emperors, many of them were caused by various reasons such as going through the back door and "ghosts are afraid of evil people". Just because it is a matter of secrecy in the yang world, it is of course inconvenient to elaborate on such a public occasion.

Guanyin Niangniang has long felt that this management system of yin and yang is unreasonable and should be changed.

Those "ghost bureaucrats" who are full of food all day long and have nothing to do should be dismissed and investigated!

But he has no power in his hands, he has a heart that worries about the sky and the people, and he hates the power to turn things around, so he has to sit on the Jiupin Lotus Platform and sulk.

It is also "the road of heaven and earth", on this day, Guanyin Niangniang was thinking about countermeasures in the Chaoyin Cave again, and her mother persuaded the Bodhisattva to suddenly break into the hole, and as soon as she entered the door, she said: "Wow, there is a way." "

Seeing that Guanyin Bodhisattva was like Zhanger Vajra at a loss, he asked, "Aren't you worried that you can't deal with that impermanent ghost?" I invited Zhong Kui for my mother. "

When Guanyin Niangniang heard this, she jumped down with a "whoosh" and helped the Bodhisattva to the Guanyin lotus platform and said: "If the queen mother really invites Zhong Kui, the daughter will give you the nine-grade lotus platform." "

"If you want to fight ghosts, use Zhong Kui." Everyone in the Three Realms knows that Zhong Kui is the nemesis of evil ghosts, he not only knows how to catch ghosts, loves to fight ghosts, but also likes to eat ghosts, no matter how beneficial the evil ghosts, as long as Zhong Kui is mentioned, they are all frightened. Since he invited his old man, Guanyin Niangniang was of course very happy.

When the Bodhisattva saw that his daughter had picked up a mallet and recognized the needle, he said, "What I am looking for is not the ugly monster with a black beard, but a beautiful sister who is white and pure!"

"What's the matter, it turned out to be a fake Zhong Kui after a long time?"

"It's so much more fake than it's real, some say she's Sirius, some say she's a dominatrix reincarnation, but it's all playing the violin with her eyes closed—bullshit. But one thing is true, the black is like a mouse seeing a cat, with thorns all over her body, and a dog seeing a tiger like and urine. "

"Mother, don't go around in circles, you can tell which immortal it is!"

"What I invited is not a god, not an immortal, not a Bodhisattva, but a black and impermanent wife 'ghost and sorrow'."

The real name of the ghost is Chang Xiaoxiao, in fact, after Hei Wuchang married her, she was rarely seen laughing. It was twenty years ago.

Chang Xiaoxiao not only has a good name, but also looks good. At first, the boys saw that she was beautiful and white, and everyone who had nothing to do liked to find an excuse to talk to her.

But Chang Xiaoxiao seemed to them as if they were born with hatred, asking a word without saying a word, asking two words and staring at the eyes, asking three words and stomping their feet, and asking four words and beating people. As the saying goes: don't hit people in the face, don't peel off trees when you hurt them. Chang Xiaoxiao doesn't believe in evil, she starts a fire, and when she goes up, she slaps the left, slaps the right, slaps the back, and slaps the slap, just like a stove.

People say that people are afraid when they see it, and ghosts are worried when they see it, and the king of Hades bows his head three times when he sees it. The nickname "ghost sees sorrow" is simplified from this sentence.

It stands to reason that no one dares to ask for such a powerful woman except for the blacksmith, who would have expected that the stinky shit would also have a fever.