Chang Xiaoxiao just turned eighteen years old when someone came to the door to propose, and the parents were afraid that their daughter would return to the man in the morning after three days and one morning, so they made a clear understanding of how bad their daughter's temper was, how strong her personality was, how unforgiving her mouth was, and how fast she slapped her.

However, after hearing this, the matchmaker not only was not surprised, but said with a laugh: "Wu Gongzi is looking for a ruthless person like Ling Ai, and when I was leaving, Wu Gongzi repeatedly told me that women who dare not beat men must not do it!" Now it seems that not only is your daughter's temper in line with Wu Gongzi's intentions, but the second elder's personality is even more rare and upright. I'm going to tell Wu Gongzi to choose an auspicious day and a good day to get married. "

This Wu Gongzi is black impermanence.

Some people may want to ask: "Is this black impermanence impatient, or is it a psoriasis on the face, a sitting sores on the buttocks, and itching if you don't scratch for a day, or what?" Why did the famous man marry this woman who was more powerful than the dominatrix?

It's a long story: everyone knows that there are two impermanences in the underworld, one is called black impermanence and the other is called white impermanence, both of which are subordinates of Lord Yama.

Bai Wuchang is a civil official, in charge of the affairs of the underworld and ushering in the send-off. Hei Wuchang is a military attaché, in addition to being responsible for interrogating and killing evil ghosts in the underworld, he also has to go to the human world to catch ghosts and hook ghosts.

Whether it is a wealthy businessman, or a prince and grandson, even if you are the emperor of the world, when the day of Yangshou is about to end, as long as the judge ticks the name on the "Book of Life and Death", Hei Wuchang will immediately come to the door to hook the soul.

Because of this errand, it became "Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a person inside and out".

The ghosts of the eighteenth layer of hell scolded him behind his back as a black-faced demon king;

The mortals of the Yang World openly call him "impermanence".

Then the interpersonal relationships and interpersonal relationships can be imagined.

In the underworld, no one wants to deal with him except Yama and the judges, and the ghosts don't want to be his wife.

In the yang world, people will retreat when they see him coming, and if someone is willing to deal with him, in addition to wanting to die, nine times out of ten they want to kill people for money, and kill people with a knife.

The black ghosts, who were isolated and deeply lonely, didn't want to marry him, so they wanted to find a wife in the mortal world.

One day, he was ordered to go to the mortal world to hook his soul, and in the middle of the road, he met a beautiful woman who was fighting with a strong man, and the woman slapped the man with a bow left and right, and the man was red in the face and nosebleeds.

Hei Wuchang suddenly felt that his eyes lit up, this is the woman I am looking for, I must marry her as a wife.

How can I get her?

You can't catch it with chains, but you can only catch ghosts;

and can't let the judge tick the "Book of Life and Death", so that you can only get a corpse;

He can't be reincarnated, because when he grows up to be a young man, Chang Xiaoxiao will already become an old woman.

In the end, it was the king of Yama who gave him an idea to turn him into a beautiful young man, build a few houses in the world, and marry in the world.

During the day, you can stay in the world and not come back, and every day in the second half of the night, you can wait for Chang Xiaoxiao to fall asleep and then go back to the underworld on an errand.

After three years and two years, as long as she gives birth to a child and stands firm, she will confide in her true feelings. Either the whole family moves into the underworld, or they still be a midnight husband and wife, and let him watch it himself.

Hei Wuchang thanked King Yama and became a handsome and dashing white-faced scholar, entrusted Chenghuang Bodhisattva as a matchmaker, and finally married Chang Xiaoxiao.

On the night of the candles in the cave room, Chang Xiaoxiao asked Hei Wuchang very incomprehensibly, "Why do you want to marry her?"

Hei Wuchang didn't dare to tell him, so he said, "Because the people who deal with him are ruthless and wicked, if you marry a glutinous rice dump, you will definitely be bullied." ”

Chang Xiaoxiao laughed happily, and gave him two fresh and hot slaps left and right while laughing.

After the fight, he took him in his arms and kissed him like a steamed bun.

The two slaps hit right in the center of the face, the part was accurate, and the speed was magical, completely reaching the point of perfection, and even the old thug who had been tempered for thousands of years sighed to himself.

Early the next morning, Chang Xiaoxiao saw that the groom's face was swollen like a meat bun, and he couldn't help touching it again and again.

Hei Wuchang said: "Aren't you beating people on the street and making amends in the door?"

Chang smiled and said, "Idiot, wow! Haven't you heard that beating is kissing and scolding is love, and if you don't beat or scold, you can't get along?"

Hei Wuchang said: "You are too ruthless!"

"I learned to make steamed buns with my father since I was a child, and others made noodles with fists, and my father and noodles were beaten back and forth with the back of his palm. Because the steamed buns are particularly delicious, the business is getting better and better. My father couldn't help but call me for help with the stove, and I would make noodles and fan the stove for a while, and the fan was too dirty, so I had to wash my hands often. Later, I didn't want to fan it at all, so I slapped the stove, and year after year, this hand became more and more practiced. I remember that when I fanned the stove the year before last, I accidentally fanned a piece of chopped wood out of the oven. Then, I heard a "ahhh My father was so frightened that he picked him up and ran to the house of a qigong master who specialized in treating bruises. After entering the door, I realized that the old man was actually the master of the qigong master. The apprentice saw that the master was not lightly injured, and hurriedly asked who beat him, and the old qigong master sighed and said, ashamed, ashamed, I have practiced qigong for decades, but I can't withstand a girl who fans the stove. Since then, Chang Xiaoxiao has become a well-known evil girl, last night I heard you say that love is my evil spirit, so happy to touch you twice, I didn't expect to touch too hard, actually touched your face swollen. If you don't believe it, try to cock your ass again, as long as I fan it lightly, you will not be able to touch the bench for half a month, and there will be five fingerprints after a month......"

Hei Wuchang patiently listened to his wife's narration, and was so frightened that he was sweating in his back, how dare he try again!

I said in my heart: It's still the case if you touch it twice, if you slap it twice, I'm afraid you won't even be able to save your head! In the future, if he is beaten and angry, he will also ask Hanako to sell rice - to ask for himself.

At the beginning, the little couple loved each other, but they were also very happy.

A few months later, Hei Wuchang's wife was pregnant with Liujia, so she opened her wishful thinking: when our child reaches the age of one, we must take the child to the underworld together, and make an appearance in front of those colleagues who look down on people, and see who dares to laugh at me.

Not long after, Chang Xiaoxiao really gave birth to a son, and Hei Wuchang's joy is indescribable.

However, Chang Xiaoxiao has put all her body and mind on her son since she had a child. This notoriously wicked woman has no temper at all on her son's head.

But she became ruthless to her husband, she told her husband to do this and that, buy east and west, as long as her husband sat down, she either complained that such things were not bought well, that is, that such things were bought less, and complained endlessly all day long.

Hei Wuchang lives in fear all day long, and he doesn't dare to confide his true feelings at all, let alone mention the words of the underworld.

Seeing that the little savings on hand are about to be spent, the money and paper ashes in the underworld cannot be used in the yang world, and there is no financial source in the yang world, the children are getting bigger and bigger day by day, and the expenses are getting more and more day by day.

In order to meet the growing material needs, Hei Wuchang had no choice but to become a doctor and a medicine seller.

As the saying goes: medicine can cure fake diseases, but alcohol can't solve real sorrows. Because Black Impermanence knows who dies and who doesn't, he specializes in selling medicine to those who don't deserve to die, and it is often cured. Seeing that the business is getting better and better, and the income is getting more and more year by year, but Hei Wuchang can't be happy in his heart, because for some reason, Chang Xiaoxiao's temper is getting worse and worse year by year, and the noise makes him uneasy day and night.

Later, as soon as he heard her voice, Hei Wuchang was so frightened that he hid in Tibet and didn't dare to show his face.

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and in the blink of an eye, their son is already fifteen or sixteen years old, and Hei Wuchang can no longer bear the abuse of his wife, so he finds an opportunity to sneak back to the underworld, and does not dare to go back to their home.

As soon as the husband left, the mother and son lost their financial resources, and the son was pampered since he was a child and couldn't do anything.

Seeing that the few money left by her husband was about to run out, Chang Xiaoxiao was ready to return to her old business to make steamed buns and sell them.

Although the son did not want to do that kind of hard work, in order not to drink the northwest wind, he had to agree to help his mother build a stove.