"Yashoubo, you don't have to worry, if you win, you think it's inconvenient to ask a pig to enter the house, we will give you the money equivalent to a big fat pig." Fat Tsaihua pointed to the heavens and earth as a guarantee to give him courage, "This matter was done quietly late this night, only I know, you know, and wish you money, we will never publicize this matter." If things are in the pot, I and Zhu Decai will take all the responsibility. ”

"Okay." Liang Yashou saw that the other party had made a guarantee, so he relieved himself and told Fei Zihua the layout of Liang Houli's yard that he had seen on weekdays, "The door of my house is not locked tonight, so you can come in quietly during the second watch." ”

Fat Tsaihua: "Okay. ”

The dark night shrouded Shuidongfang, and the village was quiet all around.

The second watch's bangzi rang in the village.

Zhu Decai and Fat Tsaihua gently pushed open the broken gate of Liang Yashou's courtyard and entered the courtyard.

Liang Yashou's children have already fallen asleep.

When Liang Yashou saw the two of them coming in, he didn't make a sound, just made a gesture and pointed to the wall adjacent to Liang Houli, and then leaned up with the ladder that had been prepared long ago.

Zhu Decai nodded appreciably, Fat Tsaihua held the ladder, Zhu Decai was light, climbed the ladder in a few clicks, jumped like a monkey, and jumped silently in the courtyard of Liang Houli's house, and came to the east corner of the yard, where there was a urine.

Zhu Decai took out something wrapped in banana leaves from his pocket, opened it, and it was wrapped in peach gum.

Zhu Decai picked the peach gum in his hand, applied a thick circle to the edge of the urine, and then nodded with satisfaction and returned to the partition wall.

Liang Yashou held the ladder below, and Fat Tsaihua climbed to the top of the ladder, stretched out his hand, held Zhu Decai's hand, and gently lifted it up, and lifted Zhu Decai up to the wall. The two of them came down the ladder again. They made a series of clean and neat movements, silently.

Liang Yashou moved the ladder away from the wall and put it back on the other side of the courtyard.

Seeing that the first step of the matter had been completed, Zhu Decai and Fat Tsaihua followed Liang Yashou back to his house, and the lamp was not lit, sitting and pouring tea and drinking slowly, listening carefully to the movement of the courtyard over there.

At this time, the night was dark and there was silence all around. The sound of insects and frog drums in the distance made the night seem frighteningly quiet.

After about three rounds of tea, the sound of the door opening came from the courtyard on Liang Houli's side, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps.

It turned out that last night, Liang Houli's wife ate rock candy lotus seed syrup before going to bed, and the kidney function of people who have passed half a hundred is not good, so they have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate at night.

Because the urine will emit a strange smell when placed in the room, the urine is placed in a corner of the yard, and there is a large wooden board next to it to block the view of Liang Yashou's house.

Liang Houli's wife walked quickly to the corner of the yard, sat on the urine, and immediately remembered, but she was stuck with peach gum, so she was so frightened that she didn't even dare to pee, and hurriedly returned to the house.

At this time, Liang Houli slept like a dead pig in bed, snoring loudly like pulling a bellows.

"Usually the pee is fine, how can there be those dirty things tonight?" Liang Houli's wife felt that it was not good to wake up her husband at this time......

In the dead of night, Liang Houli's wife's internal urgency has not been solved, so she had to walk out of the bedroom again, wiped the peach gum at the mouth of the urine with the pants that stuck to the peach gum, and after a small solution, she put the dirty pants on the bamboo ladder in the yard, planning to take it to wash tomorrow morning, and then twisted her waist to return to the bedroom, and soon fell asleep.

Zhu Decai, Fat Tsaihua, and Liang Yashou tilted their ears here, judging the progress of the situation in Liang Houli's courtyard from the sound.

When they heard the snoring of different sizes and alternating ups and downs, they speculated that Liang Houli's two in-laws were already asleep.

Zhu Decai made a gesture, Liang Yashou nodded, carried the wooden ladder, and rested it on the wall separated from Liang Houli's courtyard.

Zhu Decai climbed to the top of the ladder, and Fat Tsaihua handed Zhu Decai a long bamboo pole with a small iron hook at the top according to the original plan.

Zhu Decai picked up a long bamboo pole at the top of the ladder and stretched it out, hooked the pants on the bamboo ladder with a small iron hook, and then carefully and slowly collected it back.

Back in Liang Yashou's house, Zhu Decai snapped his fingers with his index and middle fingers, and said with a smile, "Okay." Yashoubo, tomorrow morning there will be a commotion outside, don't come out of the house, in short, pretend to be deaf and dumb, that Liang Houli will not doubt you no matter how you think about it. ”

Liang Yashou nodded: "Okay." ”

In the early morning of the next day, the east had just released the white of the fish's belly, and soon, the morning glow covered the sky.

Fat Tsaihua went to wake up the village chief Zhongbo, claiming that Zhu Decai had already taken Liang Houli's wife's pants, and by the way, he also called the villagers who were present yesterday to come to the gate of Liang Houli's house together.

Zhu Decai had already climbed the lychee tree at the gate of Liang Houli, and hung the one he got last night on the tree more than a foot above the ground.

Seeing this, Zhongbo couldn't help laughing, and said to Zhu Decai: "You, what a ghost." ”

Then, he stepped forward and knocked on the door of Liang Houli's house and shouted: "Houli, open the door, there is something big to find you!"

After a while, the door "creaked" open, Liang Houli came out rubbing his worried eyes, saw a large group of people gathered at the door, felt strange, and asked Zhongbo: "Village chief, what's the matter with waking me up early in the morning?"

Before Uncle Zhong could speak, Fat Tsaihua had already grabbed the words: "Liang Houli, listen well, we came to take two big fat pigs this time!" ”

Liang Houli snorted, and said angrily: "What's wrong!" Before you start the bet, you want to take two big fat pigs, you are sending your spring and autumn dreams!"

"It's already a gamble," Fat Tsaihua pointed to the underwear hanging from the tree, "Your wife's pants have been taken by Zhu Decai." ”

Liang Houli followed Fat Tsaihua's hope, and indeed his wife's pants were hanging on the lychee tree, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he muttered: "How can this be?"

Zhu Decai smiled and said, "I've done your bet, so I'll fulfill my promise now." ”

Liang Houli is worthy of being a cunning person, the pair of mouse eyes turned a few times, and then waved his hand to deny: "These pants are not my wife's." ”

Zhu Decai's tone was ironclad: "These pants are indeed your wife's." ”

Liang Houli asked rhetorically, "What proof do you have?"

Zhu Decai: "Look at the oversized size of the pants, not only you Shuidongfang, even if there is no woman in the entire Yuncheng who wants to wear such big pants." ”

Zhu Decai's words are true: Liang Houli's wife's figure forms a strong contrast with Liang Houli, she is short, her face is as big as a basin, and she is fat like a big bucket, especially the big butt is scary, and the neighbors secretly call her "big ass".

Among the crowd was an old tailor in the village, Chengbo, who heard the crowd talking like this, and came out to testify: "Houli, the pants hanging on the tree are indeed your wife's, and you brought your wife to my shop more than ten days ago to tailor-made." At that time, you praised the good quality of the fabric and the beautiful pattern in front of me! ”

The old tailor Chengbo is a well-known honest man in the village. As soon as he said this, Zhu Decai and everyone started to coax.

At this moment, Liang Houli's wife rushed out of the house, and saw that there were so many people making noise around her door. It was close at dawn in front of my house, waking me up from my sweet dreams. ”

Fat Tsaihua pointed to his pants hanging on the lychee tree and said, "Look, what is that?"

Liang Houli's wife followed his hope and shouted: "Oh, why did my pants hang on the tree? It must have been some immoral dead boy who stole it out. ”

Zhu Decai asked knowingly: "You have to see clearly, whether these pants are yours or not?"

Uncle Zhong spoke: "Yes, Aunt Li, don't admit it!"

Liang Houli's wife's duck voice was deafening: "Of course I recognize my own things!" This fabric is still selected by me and my husband at the Fuji cloth shop in the county seat! If you don't believe me, you can ask my husband?! ”